Live Free or Battlenuts

Turns out the board has gonorrhea. Those of us who already have it decided to stay. Wanna touch my dick for five bucks?

I like the idea of a guest host, let's hope they can get some genuinely exciting people and give them some fun stuff to do. I'm sure there's a lot of fans of the product like Shaq who would love to do an episode.

^I have to think that's the winner out of all this. What amazes me is the amount of old Michael Jackson jokes refashioned to his death. JC Penny isn't having a sale because of his death, and if they were it'd be a music sale, not a sale for children's pants.

Are your pubes long enough to use as handles?

You're stirring a pot of year old beans. I've farted a lot since then. I just wish fags wouldn't take all the fun out of it by being flamers.

You guys still stare at the old ball and pick it up and play with it? Your hands must smell like shit.

They've been viewing the entire time so what's the difference?

No I think they're mostly jews.

I'm glad you chose not to insult taints.

In fairness, I'm pretty sure he does have a learning disability.

Baptizing a baby is the dumbest thing ever. The thing isn't fully aware of it's existence yet and we're trying to force them into select definitions of existence? Without choice? Because it makes the parents feel better?! I bet teenage rebellion started with the first kid who was able to remember getting dirt rubbed on his face before being water-boarded.

Damn I kind of almost like Battlenaut better. It's Battlenuts, and I'm not a japanese toy, despite what google may tell you. I wish EHME would stick around longer, it's just not him if he's not threatening to kick someone's ass.

I don't condone shooting retards and I dodge bullets so that would be a bad idea.

Buy yourself a fucking tan you pasty bitch.

So, this thread is supposed to be ironic? I'd contribute but I can't find anyone whiter than EHME. Let me see if I can find a Powder poster.....

Gary Floyd makes me long for the days of dying at 25.

I'm sorry, I started laughing at you posting "I decided to take the internet less seriously" and following it with an essay, and now I can't stop long enough to read the rest. I'm sure it's for the best.

Hey look it's one of those guys who left but is still viewing the board at a pathetically frequent rate. Hi fag!!! *waves at the fag*

That's the point though. It's not about her being flawed, anyone with eyes can see something's wrong with her, it's the reaction she got that was more troubling. Her entire sense of ego was basically handed to her by the same people who condemned it. You don't try to "work the board" by bringing about "leena drama" if you don't take interest in "leena drama" in the first place. It's like Paris Hilton, all these gossip magazines that condemn her behavior are the only reason she's even a topic of discussion. Leena was just the Paris that the fat gossiping ladies at the TSM supermarket wanted. Make Paris president and I'm sure most people would leave the country, even though it's their fault she became president in the first place. This Paris analogy is really working, I must say. Guaranteed Leena sucks a better dick.

Don't call me pet names, you're my bitch, not my girlfriend.

Why thanks you giant, redundant, clit rockin' man, you. EHME is viewing this topic, let's see if we're lucky enough to be graced by his past white presence.

Yeah this thread went to shit quite a while ago and I was upset to not get the Kobe/LBJ final you know we all wanted, but it's amazing to see a team so over-matched by an 8 seed just barely win the title. Truly is hard to understand.

You know Brody, if I ever want to kill you the easiest way would be to rig your computer to explode whenever you type that. It would literally be easier than dropping continents on you. The bitch makes a point, shame all our faithful viewers don't care to acknowledge it.

That kid scared me for all the wrong reasons.

That sounds more like a large part of flavor flav in you. I'd get some penicillin. YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY. And that reminds me, wasn't Def Jam Fight for NY just a fucking awesome video game? Man that game kicked ass....