Live Free or Battlenuts

Camera's won't be able to capture the spectrum of light I exist on for another 120 years, but my friend John drew that while we did mushrooms once.

Um Jingus, can you whip us up some pictures in photoshop that look this good? It's a guy who looks like him in a club, not a copy and paste job. At least look at it before you say something like "must be photoshop" when nothing anywhere suggests anything like that.

Yikes. He's not exactly the best you guys got... huh Dandy....

He couldn't take his own advice, I guess I shouldn't expect anyone to do the same. The problem you guys really have with me is I understand too much. Quite a few people including 909 must of found some reason. Assumptions, generalizations and bullshit. It's like the asshole decathlon. Again, it's hard to take a trip to a place you never leave. The only people with a ton of accounts were the faggots who had to "work" their own board to keep people from realizing what a shit factory it had become. Is this an excerpt from the manifesto? "We will only accept those we know, unless we know they know someone we don't like..." Yikes. Talk about a fucking bright spot. Yes, partaking in action that birthed the word in the first place would qualify. Glad to see someone waving that fag flag high and proud. That's commitment, he'll even be a self-important douche in situations that don't call for it. You just don't see dedication to lameness like that anymore.... ...said the retarded punching bag. That's what makes it so funny to me, you guys actually somewhere along the line managed to convince yourselves you don't suck. That you weren't meant to be the punchbags to people who can really swing. That kind of delusion is just admirable. Hi Gary Floyd, welcome to TSM. It's the place you've moved on from. I know a high level of thought and reason comes off as obsession to someone who has trouble with things like logic, but it's not. Discussion boards are for discussion and debating. I like to discuss and debate the fact that most of you bitches haven't gone anywhere and if you have it was to a xenophobic forum made of the graduating bitch class of the internet. Anytime someone brings it up, I'll discuss it. What's so hard to get about that? That's what happens when a place is full of shit and the shit leaves. Anyone who likes hit may be disappointed, but all of us looking at the clean floors for the first time in a while don't care. This place isn't going anywhere, judging by the rate at which you guys keep coming back, it's more likely to be a faggoty treehouse again than be deleted. Worth what? The bill for a new forum? The trouble it takes to communicate with everyone I know and tell them to come to the new forum I pay for? The constant coming back to a place I left to make sure people know the closed forum I post at really isn't an elitist shit hole? Oh wait, I haven't been doing any of that. Oh please, like there's any reason to think you have any idea of what intelligence is. Starting a discussion with "look we've moved on" is as good as having 'retard' stamped in big letters on your forehead. You guys haven't moved on. This issue isn't going away, because you fucking idiots keep trying to defend yourself from something a number of you will freely and openly admit. I'm here for discussion, if the discussion becomes idiotic banter on whether a closed forum you have to know someone from to get in, is elitist or not, I'm gonna come in and call people fucking idiots. Because anyone who can't see why it's elitist is a fucking idiot. Actually scratch that, just an idiot. I can't see anyone that stupid knowing how to use their dick let alone getting a chance to....

How come refuse can see the hypocrisy in denying you don't have to know someone to get in while admitting there's a thread for people to establish who they know? Does that make people who can't the refuse of refuse? Are you the shit of shit, is that what you're trying to get across here?

You guys are elitist. Fucking run with it, don't put up the phony "no we're open-minded, I swear, I've read the Curry before" front. This is the internet, let go of that sense of grandeur for one second and realize you guys aren't a company of good ole boys who need to have an "image of diversity" for the public. At this point it's really just funner to watch it be than talk about it. What a wonderful experiment, how long can a place for discussion last on yup's and trying too hard before it becomes completely homogenized.... at the current rate, I'm giving people 10-1 odds on yesterday.

Wait a minute, you had a point? How clever of you to expertly disguise it inside a worthless, self-important post. No one would of ever caught on to that! In other news, Gary Floyd is now a pencil sharpener.

"I didn't say they were clapping, I said it was the clap." "...and once we agreed I didn't need my dignity anyway, I booked a cab to the arena...." "Whatever he's paying you I'll write you a check for double if you kill me now." "I still don't see why you couldn't just get up and walk over to me for the picture. You're lucky you had that 5 dollars. I used to know Jay Leno." "I thought you were Newt Gingrich." It was then Vince realized he was closer to his dream of having a third hand more than ever.... "This little guy is paying me so much money, I went ahead and bought a clone brother! He's gonna teach my son how to drive some day."

I think someone from an oil company told me something like that in regards to employing a black guy. We were playing a game of cards.... I remember winning... and then he went on a rant about a rabbit. Good times.

Yet sooo worth coming back to talk about. Stop flirting with me.

I'd have to imagine someone so intelligent, who sounds like their own mother when describing their intelligence, would find simple discussion as easy as stretching. Sadly it seems to be more a theme than describing it's difficulty. Pat yourself on the back. It's a little different from banging on your chest. I call to the stand.... JHawk, the guy who later in this post will admit they won't let Xavier in. Why won't they let Xavier in, according to Jhawk? He has a different opinion on LeeLee. He thinks it's a person, you guys fear it like ancient cultures used to fear the sun. And denying access to people based on what you perceive them to be or what opinions they hold is elitism. Regardless of how many fancy forum words you can produce. I bet it's one of the greatest threads of all time. We just went over this. Fantastic, I can't to hear how you guys decided to let him in only to ban him later for "flaming and trollling", or as it appears to people who can intelligently discuss something without falling back on "mommy he called me names!", having a different opinion. You guys get pissed off at the sight of diversity, I'm sure he will. Depends on whether that person has a point. I'm sure the patron saints of intelligent discussion can tell the difference between a man with a point and a knack for giving you a nick name and a 12 year old killing time with jibberish. They don't fear the twelve year old, they fear the guy with a point, who doesn't just come with reason, but a fun way to call you a bitch too. The easiest thing to do is say "well he's name calling so he has no point", but we all know, it's really easy to bring a point, intelligently discuss it, and call someone a complete bitch if you feel like it. It sure did, didn't it? Way to drive home that point by acknowledging the overwhelming truth to the contrary. If this wasn't a black and white situation that may be admirable. Now it just gives me another chance to call you a name, I'm gonna go with dipshit, and you another chance to ignore every good point made. Hey dipshit, Xavier is being left out of the hand job party because he doesn't share an opinion with you guys. Mike isn't just a shady fuck, he's a lazy, sometimes stupid, fuck. But those problems became good qualities once the end result was a forum that has a chance at diversity again, a forum free of you bitches. Now go back to pretending you guys aren't here anymore.

No see that's where you miss the point, well, points. For one, jumping right onto the flaming thing immediately proves the point I was trying to make, which shows me you missed it. The point is, the retard and idiot stuff only comes into play when you get past the point of being able to intelligently discuss something. When people want to play games, end up over their head and become easy to rile up. You think a baseball argument somehow negates the notion of it being elitist, despite the forum being closed, despite registration being exclusive, despite actual members of the forum telling other people who tried to register they had to talk to someone they know on an instant messenger to be allowed in. Some have admitted they "don't want to let the trash in". It was because of stuff like this the word 'elitist' was invented. My point is a good house produces plenty of trash, it's up to the people in the house to be smart enough to know how to deal with it. I called you an elitist dick because you took up for and decided to represent elitist dicks. The notion that they have a diverse set of opinions represented or an environment that would encourage the growth of diverse discussion is idiotic, so now I'm gonna call you an idiot. Feel free to start your next post about that.

It was a damn good outing but right now consistency is the only thing to get excited about. Guaranteed, once the pitching comes around, the hitting with runners in scoring position average will miraculously go up with it.

You're the man now Matt, that means coming to the forums and having an even lamer time. And eventually I'll have to lead a revolution against you because you like to rape young white girls and kick puppies. I'm sure neither are true, but it's all to drive home the position you're in now. Of course no one will fault you for raping black girls and kicking cats if you want to.... they call those the 'perks'....

I wouldn't worry about Griffin getting into a kicking contest with Silva. That's like getting into a hyperbole contest with Chuck Norris.

Well that fucking sucked. Being able to rub the devils game in my friends face should be nice, but it's just not the same when your team blows a 3-1 lead. That's gonna be some demoralized shit talk.

Not saying he's as bad as Leben, but when Silva's on his game it doesn't matter. Griffin's gonna be looking for a big bomb to get the win in dramatic, memorable fashion, and if Silva can dodge everything he uses to set that up, he's gonna be Silva's to slowly pick apart. Griffin's a little slower striker than Franklin and not that much better. I don't see any reason this fight doesn't favor Silva.

See now I'm gonna have to take the props away. A suit and the daily mail, you've at least got the appearance of an elitist dick. Own that appearance. Make it thefranchises's's....'s. I once asked IRS as a kid if he could do my taxes after an event. I knew he had nothing to do with the actual IRS but he owned the look so much I didn't even care. Plus, I was a kid, and I didn't have to file taxes.

Oh and if that's lost in translation at all here ya go... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mad+props

^You know what that is? Props. Mad props.

I think the fact that he only came around to post after the one Jazz win and never again, not to mention making the absolute ridiculous claim of the Jazz not just winning, but sweeping the Lakers, would be pretty clear signs of a troll. He didn't believe the shit coming out of his mouth and that's why he's no where to be found when it comes time to be a man and own up to it. Oh and if you're a player on the Hornets, or Scott, do you feel better or just angrier after Karl says he "felt bad for you" after that game? I think I'd use that as even more motivation.

Yeah, that's some heavy bullshit. I've seen racially exclusive forums with more diversity in opinions. At least be fucking men and acknowledge what kind of dicks you are. I'll respect any elitist dipshit who admits he's an elitist dipshit before one who won't. And flaming has nothing to do with anything, people who seem to get distracted and angered by name calling and insults are the only reason people like me find them so fun to use. Loosen your assholes, and people won't find it so fun to fuck you.

Perfect fight for Silva, he's gotta move up in weight but he get's to do it against the biggest, name punching bag in the UFC. Griffin is gonna be looking to KO Silva to make himself a star and Silva is gonna be looking to take advantage of that by picking him apart like he did with Franklin. If Silva has no issue with weight, which I doubt considering he somehow hid twenty pounds in his hands against Irvin, he's gotta be the favorite. Silva has no excuse at this point, he needs to run a clinic on Forrest and remind everyone he's still the guy we know he is. No behind the back leg kicks this time, I want a tape you can use as 'the' example of how to beat the shit out of someone when it's all said and done. If Griffin does somehow KO Silva, I'd have to imagine he'd have a life time ticket in the world of MMA. The legend of being the one who stopped Silva is one that people are gonna be making a career off of, and Griffin is far from a nobody. He'd be getting good fights for years with promoters banking on the chance of him pulling off another upset.

There's always time for a bubble in the corner. They should have him try to be Kozlov's manager. Kozlov won't get into the idea but Helms will help him win matches and gain his favor, then start trying to make him over and give him a number of hilarious gimmicks like a lumberjack and a guy made out of rocks. It'll all lead up to the return of The Hurricane and his new sidekick enforcer, The Moscow Monsoon! God I hope they're reading...

I'm expecting some sort of three-way set up for Kozlov and Swagger. Swagger doesn't really have anywhere else to go but I'm sure the only reason Kozlov is there is to get into the title picture. If that's not the plan, feud Swagger and Bourne in a no 1 contender situation, or, I know it's a stretch logic wise, but actually have Dreamer attempt to follow through on his retirement plan. Or, work all of that into a 3 week long tournament for a title shot at Judgement Day.