Live Free or Battlenuts

Hey come on now, you guys gave us Ricky Gervais! And the idea to kill people by stalking them in mass with cameras. We're not so good at it, but still.

That's not the point, it's not about assumptions it's about what they're implying. To do a vague tease like that implies someone who's going to be wrestling. TNA realized it, that's why Taz is behind a curtain as a mentor and Lashley was used to justify the tease. If I have a baseball team, and I tell the fans that a former MVP is coming to make an impact!, and it's the 1952 MVP in a consulting role, the fans might be a little upset.

Shane's third generation, and there's a ton of wrestling logic available when it comes to why he'd turn on his family and join the people that have kicked him in the head numerous times. Someone better turn, I don't care if it's Shane of Batista, they could make either one work. Batista's a little too over to be playing the same role he played in Evolution though, especially to Randy Orton, so I'm thinking Shane's the one. Of course, the awesomeness of Steph saying she was so turned on by Randy's kiss she just had to abandon her family would be HI-larious. I want her giving pedigree's to her children why Orton holds HHH at bay with a shotgun.

Hungover as fuck, and wondering why the girl I hooked up with last night only has a phone number with 6 digits, one of which looks more like a W than any numerical symbol I've ever encountered. She was fun as shit, and had those floppy, wonderful tits that you just wanna put in a headlock and bite. Now I may never get to shave my head and tuck it under one to see what kind of hat it makes in the winter. I must make calls and right this situation. In other news, Red Baron makes some pretty decent frozen pizza. I'm usually going with Tony's or Tombstone but it was on sale and I gotta say, I'm not disappointed. I gotta see if they have those individual deep dish ones. How are you this weekend Franchise, anything new in the land of loo's and biscuits?

Kane needs to pull an Undertaker and add something to his arsenal. He should start doing a moonsault. While on fire. That'd get him over with kids and arsonists.

And there's the title to your autobiography. See, you achieved something after all.

For someone speaking english you sure seem to have trouble reading it. DON'T TEASE YOUR AUDIENCE WITH A TITLE THAT IMPLIES SOMEONE WHO WILL COMPETE WHEN THE PERSON IS RETIRED. When TNA says "former world champion coming to make an impact" they're trying to make the impression that a world champion caliber wrestler is coming to compete, that's why they tease it, wrap it in mystery so it's a big deal. If that's not the case, it's bound to be a let down, and should be done otherwise. How you don't seem to be able to wrap your head around is something you should take up with your parents and whoever was supplying them with drugs while you were conceived. They teased a guy who has no plans of wrestling in a way that implies they'll be wrestling. It's misleading, and how you disappoint fans. If you still don't get it maybe I can try drawing a picture. Notice how they used Bobby Lashley instead? That's because even THEY realized teasing a guy who would never wrestle, in a way that makes people think he's coming to wrestle, is a bad idea.

As I type this, pussy juice is drying on my cock while I roll a joint. This place is still the gay brother of uselessness, and more alive than Andy Dick's pants at the sight of Zach Efron. Word to your brother.

Seriously. Looks like some form of extreme breast cancer. Only if they're deformed ladies, and even then, please no hand bag stretched over a melon look.

Didn't need to.

Hey look who's back for some reason after the Jazz actually win. Where were you after the game 2 loss again? They won by two in an ugly game, and now they may not even need the one guy who was gonna be the reason they sweep the Lakers? Please tell me how that doesn't qualify as bat-shit crazy? The Lakers haven't blown big leads in all three games, BECAUSE THEY WON TWO OF THEM. Blowing a lead happens when you lose. Trying to pull meaning out of an ugly two point win is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, right ahead of Jazz over Lakers in 4.

Real life organizations? It's a fucking wrestling forum. The entire notion that a wrestling discussion board should be treated like an Elk Lodge is the reason people like leena are willing to pay real money to piss you guys off. I can't see how anyone wouldn't get a headache from that idiocy.

If you say the same shit they do and believe the same shit they do, why should I not classify you with them? Really, then why did I quote everything you said? Why did I respond after every question you posed? We both know if I ignored what you said it wouldn't of been in my post. I responded DIRECTLY to what you said. Come anywhere near making the point that I am wrong, and you'd be surprised what I'm willing to accept. Never said I don't. I do care. Just enough to spend 5 minutes posting. No that proves those people are hypocrites. The only thing that makes me different is what I agree with. It's a wonderful way to prove a point and still get MMA news. Incorrect. I never left. Last time this name was here, Czech approved it. Proves what? You finally decided what your point was in the middle of abandoning it? You have to have a point to prove it. You can't prove bullshit. That's why they call it bullshit, not provableshit. Yeah I was trying to. Shit clique leaves forum, forum has brighter future. Glad we're finally agreeing. Let's not pretend this giant white flag you waved is anything but though. I didn't suddenly become stubborn and we both know there's nothing I didn't answer. So congrats on wasting all that time on doing nothing but showing me when pressed to back something up you'll fold quicker than my laundry.

That picture is awesome when you imagine all those tennis balls just fell from her vagina.

I picture him returning in the second half of the game, when they're down by twenty, coming down from the rafters, shooting projectiles from his bare hands at both Bynum and Gasol, killing them, then leading Utah on a 65-0 run giving them the game by 45. After that Kobe Bryant will forfeit the series on behalf of his team.

That was classic, I loved Jim's save when Dwight found out about them raising prices. And the fucking van was hilarious, the shot of the girl just sitting in it at the end was epic. Nice way to wrap that all up.

The point is don't tease it. Just use him, don't do the whole tease angle of a former world champion who has no intentions of entering a ring again. When people hear former world champion coming to TNA I don't think they're hoping for someone who's retired. I never said don't mention he's a former world champion, just don't base a tease off of it. It's misleading.

Time heals all wounds. Leave the door open and that cat you thought died ten years ago will walk in one day, just when you got that smell out of the carpets too....

You know, I knew I liked that guy the second he let me know he couldn't think about J-Lo without thinking about blowjobs. Now he's really finding a place in my heart. In a related question, how the fuck have they not fired him yet? Is he related to Murdoch?

Really? I had no idea. My point was REGARDLESS, promoting and teasing a "former world champion coming to tna" should be used when promoting a guy who plans on wrestling. What's the impact of a "former world champion" coming to TNA if he's not going to compete? People hear champion, they think very high level of competition, getting a guy who has no plans of competing is destined to be a let down. Thanks for the kind words though.

Considering her history there's major reason to doubt her intentions were beyond winning a dick measuring contest. She still had a point. Because the improvement was this place having a chance at growing. If you were an aware gecko with cancer in your tail, you'd cut it off and assume the next one had to be better. It was going nowhere, now, if people put half as much care into some of the lame shit done around here as they do just discussing things, it's got no limit. When did I say she increased anything? I said they were decreasing it. And the reaction alone is half the point. They were so up in arms regardless of nothing being changed that they went and started a new board called "the real tsm". I'm not gonna say selling the board to Leena was a good idea but the result was beneficial, and this place is better off. Yeah I'm sure the mass panic and resulting PM fest had nothing to do with it. They told everyone the world was going to end and it didn't. Anyone clinging to the nuts of that group couldn't be considered too much of a loss anyway. I'm guessing Mike didn't negatively idolize her the way you guys did. She was just a person with a computer, and when she became a person with a computer who had money, and the current staff was increasingly looking like a free mason fan club, I can see how he ended up where he did. Blame them? No, if you told me Mike was gonna sell her the board I could of pegged every happening down to the choice of "the real tsm" as a name. They over-reacted like bitches, and knowing they were bitches made that predictable. What wasn't predictable was some of the few who seemingly had sense and stayed needing to know what the drama is. The drama is gone. All that remains is people who want to come back and talk about how dead the place is for some strange added sense of victory over themselves. It was funny, now it's sad. Healthier is the exact opposite of what it is though. Healthy discussion is varied, diverse, and encouraged to be so. They promoted an environment based on the opposite idea. So to think the result of them removing themselves from what little diversity there was left is a "healthier" place for discussion, is just retarded. Hence my use of the word. That's what banning and out-casting everyone who disagrees with you will do. You were a good clone, pat yourself on the back. What am I reading again!? The nazi army had how many people in it? I've already said, there's no difference between a person and the crabs on their taint. It's a funner slogan than "280 people can't be wrong", and slightly less offensive to holocaust survivors. People like Marvin need to be ignored, too many people got a sense of gratification from continuing arguments with him when he had clearly crossed the line from differing to inflammatory. He was only an issue because you guys made him an issue. Having a tournament to ban people speaks for itself. I was ok to be here when I disagreed with EHME, but the second I differed with Milky, everyone's favorite poster of the month, I had crossed that line. Why would that be? I've never questioned anything with my other name other than what's already been questioned, and that name's been befriended by the same people that think I'm so evil. You can do the math on that. And how does that relate at all? The world being flat used to be widely accepted until one man who had nothing but the faith in his own logic convinced the world otherwise. Are you trying to help me make my point? Before what? Two weeks ago we had a 5-6 page Raw thread, you, for some reason, weren't here for it, I understand, but it wasn't exactly presented in a comedic light and, for some reason, I only find your posts funny when you don't seem to be trying. Making topics and posting in a topic are two very different beasts. I'm not going around creating threads to claim my own traffic as some sign of life. My point is, and has been, that the forum hasn't changed. All those threads people we're posting in are still here. All the forums are still here. The only thing that's gone are the people who were making it a shitty environment that was dwindling not growing. That's my problem with the constant talk of "what happened" and "tsm is dead". Dead things go away. TSM is still here. I'm talking to you. I'm not hoping to draw an audience. I know it's hard not relating a conversation to wrestling, and I'm sure me calling you an idiot and retard made it even harder, but we're just talking. Discussing. Sharing ideas. I'll admit I do it with a little more bite than most people, but people are used to certain things and it's easier to play into certain things than change the world. That I spent my time here as opposed to entirely in other forums? I'm all over the place buddy, if you miss me talking topics and not tsm, go look around. I'm finally glad we've reached you're point. And then you go ruin it. If all your toys treat you like this, may I suggest, for your own safety; don't play with toys. There is no mixing it up, this isn't a wrestling match and we're not calling spots. I brought a point, you didn't, I explained my point, you explained nothing and then eventually found a point... that you can't explain. I can do this forever, I type oddly fast and aside from the brief interruptions of crying girls looking for advice and my bowel movements, I'll come back to discuss this. Because as surprising as it seems at times, we... are at a discussion forum.

Yeah that works just fine if you wanna ignore the fact that membership was declining, visitors were declining, views were declining. There was no hope for growing. When they left, that problem left with them. The only thing prohibiting discussion now is Mike's inability to advertise and the fact that those here are more concerned with discussing the boards death than actual topics. It's sacrificing the present for the future, and considering the present of this board was nothing but a collective circle jerk, the future is looking much brighter. Brighter future = better board. If you think they weren't doing anything wrong, of course it seems contradictory. If you cared about the board having a future of any kind, it seems more like a wonderful chance to forge a new board attitude that will actually lead to real activity. See that's what you don't get, I agreed with a lot of them on a number of things. It was the fact that THEY couldn't accept the few points of disagreement, not just from me but from anyone. That central problem was hurting the board, the board I care just enough about to discuss. Not to start tourney's or make up awards for myself or run and start a new board when I no longer had control, but just enough to discuss. Which is what I'm doing. Activity will go nowhere until it's made clear differing opinions will be accepted by the people in charge. You can make all the threads you want but not being aware of the real problem and not doing what you can to change it just makes it seem like a waste, doesn't it? Again, I know this is hard for you to grasp, but people who believe what they say don't look for constant approval. They find approval not in others agreeing with them, but the faith in their own logic. You can't even concede that you left so I'm less than hopeful. Look up. I don't know what's more impressive, your sense of self-importance or the utter delusion in thinking you've increased traffic. God I love to see numbers to prove that slice of crazy. Missed Raw and 45 minutes of ECW, wasn't much to talk about that. You made something worth discussing, shocking as it is, and I talked about it. It's what I've been doing since April 1st, but since you haven't been here, I can't expect you to know that can I? No, better off with less self important assholes creating an isolated playground for agreement. Less posts will always be a good thing when those posts were creating a problem that was leading to less everything. Leena didn't serve anyone. She was simply the shining example of what babies do when you take away their rattle. It was about as amusing as watching a snake eat a mouse. You already know what's gonna happen, where's the fun?

God you make it so easy. Did you really think that sentence wasn't intentional? I actually had hopes for you on that one. Silly me, not even skilled at a game you started. Try not to internalise the pain you feel right now. It's bad for your colour. I've been told idiots find reading hard, never had the proof. I'd love to not be forced to repeat myself, but well, I'm talking to you. I figure simple techniques on a simple mind. See this would fly if a lot of them weren't buddies with my other name. It's amazing getting to see both sides of the fence. The 'BUTT-hurt' don't relish in the phony friendships they've forged. You're gonna need to slow down the rate of 'retarded things per sentence' for me to do that. There's no victory over the victims of life. I just feel bad for you at this point. No substance of validity, and you struggle to show otherwise. If my point is useless, someone who can't properly point that out must be even more useless, right? I'm not into the circle jerk thing, but thanks for the veiled invitation.

I didn't think Billups would be that much of a factor, he's carrying the scoring and completely frustrating Paul. I knew he'd help them in the playoffs but not this much. If he keeps it up this series is over. I expected the Heat to come back strong, but they really aren't a playoff team unless Wade's lighting it up. How long can he go and with what kind of consistency?

The entire point was you don't have a point, or can't choose what it is. If that's how you think message boards work, I am confused. Mostly about what drugs your parents would have to take to produce someone so lost. Really?! That was the point you were trying to make by presenting the english spelling of things as the "civilized" life we were blessed to be given by you? You didn't give us anything but a a country full on native american graves to build on, the rest we collectively beat from you, including the language. That why the spell check on my computer get's so confused when it see's colour. No, I see where you're confused, but it's called having a point and backing it up. You'll get it over time. Two clicks on a mouse don't equate to care. You mean every thread that was on the board prior to leena was deleted? I never knew that. It seemed like the only thing different was the number of self-important douche-bags. Oh thank god you're here to salvage the board. We had a fine ship and the people ruining it jumped off. There's no salvage needed, we're lean and sailing light. Now that you don't have to be a clone to get on board I'm sure we will have a lot more people too. I'm glad you're here for me but like I said before, flattered but not interested. I take all assaults on reason personally. Someone's gotta fight the good fight. Again with being confused. Not them, I hold no grudge against them, they operate how they were created. It's the continuing suggestion from people like you that this board is worse off because they're not here, that this board is "dead" without the fools who were killing it. That's my problem, that's what I feel the need to discuss. Holding a grudge against sad idiots with sad lives is like holding a grudge against the Jews for having a huge dick. We're all trying but you're making it hard. When those posts were the posts of a group of friends who created such a sense of isolation that there was no hope of a prospering membership, it's quite better without them. Message boards are supposed to be open to as many differing forms of opinion as possible, it's what keeps discussion going. Having a group of BUTT-buddies agree with each other over and over just makes it look like a D&D game in someone's basement. The victory only comes when threads like this stop being made and people spend there posts actually discussing something other than how no one's posting. Trying to feel victorious on people who've already been beaten by life isn't something I'm into. See when you have a point, know it's right, and know how to back it up, the last thing you concern yourself with is who's agreeing with you. I'm sure you love the validation of seven people posting after you with some truly lame, extended inside-joke, but it doesn't do it for me. Considering the only other person talking in this thread is an idiot, the last part does actually work. I've stated and restated my point, you've gone from disagreeing, to playing a game, to humoring me, to killing time, to... I'm guessing something new by your next post. It was a little fun at first but now it's beyond sad. Go be a moderator and be thankful I've come out of this just feeling sorry for you.