Live Free or Battlenuts

Like I'm not already there.

So yeah do you guys plan on doing anything other than smearing poop on the previously un-wiped butthole of this forum? It's an impressive exercise in pointlessness but when that's your actual existence in a nutshell aren't you just being redundant? I'm really running out of ways to tell you guys you suck at this.

Watching two people fall in love over the internet is really something special. Please buy eachother dictionaries for your first anniversary.

I know fuck! He's so fucking gay I feel like saying fuck and gay a few more times. And don't read into the fact that I use the word fuck whenever I say faggot. It has nothing to do with me wanting to fuck faggots, I just happen to say it evertime I'm about to say faggot. That's how I roll. You really are a superstar EHME.

Well now that you've officially become my little trained monkey(don't get excited that wasn't me calling you black), I'm off to the movies. I went with I Love You Man by the way. After watching this forum become a comedic vacuum I felt I needed some laughs that weren't tainted with sadness for my race. Good job though EHME, if I ever think for a second you're capable of something funny, I'll know I probably have brain cancer.

Yeah the first Midler joke was such a success it demanded a sequel. If this doesn't scream trilogy I don't know what does.

I can only accept that from people who have a cock, and if there's anything bigger than a clitoris between those ghost white thighs of yours I'll eat my hat.

Well now you gotta give that 4 year old and me credit. Stop ruining the legacy of Evander Holyfields Missing White Baby.

5 more? You ran out of material after your first post, and your limiting yourself? True shittiness shouldn't know any bounds.

Wait you're trying something? There's a light at the end of that beef tinged tunnel? I thought you were building a case for disability or something, I didn't know there was progression involved.

The human head weighs 8 pounds. You can imagine how big the shaft would have to be to hold that up.

And I'm serious about that movie thing.

Ooooh current events, he's broken out the newspaper! Next up, "Battlenuts goes down more than the economy!!!!" Sorry if I ruined that one for ya.

Has anyone seen I Love You Man? Is it good? I'm stuck between that and Taken.

Oh no I didn't mean me, I'm already laughing at you.

Anyone else get the feeling EHME is standing in front of his computer yelling things like "what now sucka" and "gotcha ass mofo" as he types, excitedly jumping back and forth and making a gun with his hands?

Keep working on that eventually someone will laugh. Probably at you, but still, better than what you've accomplished so far.

Discussing how big of a white pasty bitch you are. Care to join?

EHME won't read this thread will he? He's doing the "if I don't read it it's not real" fetal rock back and forth on his bed isn't he? If it helps, I bet when the lights are out you could really help people see there way around. That's useful. See how easy it is to be nice?

Already in reruns!? Just when a lack of originality starts morphing into it's own form of originality, you go and ruin the zen of it all. Seriously though, what do you guys not suck at? You all wear shoe's right? Tied shoes?

So the beef thing is the best we've come up with? Really!? I thought this was NHB, it reads like a "trash talking" forum you'd find at a dragon ball z fan site. Oh TSM, what a let down you forever be.

Gay with my dad, still on the beef thing, along for the ride. It's like the three stooges with severe head-injuries.

Kidnapping kids? My mom has a big bush? Can you at least credit the 4 year old who's writing these insults?

Well I think that makes seven, sadly it's just as lame as it was the first time. Don't stop though, I find predictability charming so it offsets me thinking you suck at life.

Wasn't it my mom who was the drug addict? For someone creating 20 threads there's a large amount of inexcusable laziness here.