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Nope ... at least not that I know of. She's just not on the pill & that's what she's more afraid of: getting pregnant. And since I hate to pull out like a pornstar, and she's not too keen on the CtM, she asked if I'd be willing to wear the wetsuit again, and I reluctantly agreed. Hmmmm, now that you mention it, I don't think I have a fancy way of saying a chick is disease ridden; I think I just say it. I use 'cute' nicknames like the Ninja or the Ghost for the Virus, but other than that, nl5 isn't big on fancy-ing up the facts.

I know it's comparing apples to oranges, but they don't cancel football games when a player is paralyzed. And when the decision was made to keep going with the PPV, Owen hadn't passed away yet. So, it kind of made sense to keep the show going. /doesn't agree with what I just said, just stating a fact.

He was awesome in Stripes, too. My choices: Edward Norton John Candy Gary Oldman

Just a quick question: Are people still posting their theories (about who'd be doing what) in the slim chance that this isn't an April Fool's hoax? Or do people think that someone would really pay big money for that web site?!?

Unless I'm mixing up my 'celebrities', he's also tapping Drea de Matteo (or whatever her name is, from Sopranos & Joey). Drea whateverhernameis > country music

Last week maybe, but before then Kim was still around and she was even more useless than he was. See, I disagree. I said it earlier in this thread, but I'd have voted off James for being the reason that they lost both a reward challenge and an immunity one. She might not be helping, but he was out-and-out hurting the tribe. Then they could have saved Kim for a time when there's no one else deserving of getting voted off. And there was no reason to vote Angie off before James. Other than sobbing & complaining for a while, she didn't do anything to make her more expendable than him.

Big Ben. Parliament. Actually, and I'm not just saying it, the next time I have sex it will be with a rubber. First time in over a decade. Needless to say, I'm not thrilled with the idea of having to don the jimmy-hat again, but I actually like the girl that I'm dating now enough that I'm willing to slip one on before I slip it in.

Please never call someone from Long Island a New Yorker. Long Islanders are stupid.

Not really an adventure per-se, but let me be the first to admit that watchign a girl eat a rib does NOT turn me on. Everyone always says how sexual & phallic it is; it really does nothing for me.

I dunno, I have to join the others that referenced Michelle McCool. Other than having a lame name, she's fine by me, and is quickly becoming my favorite "diva". (damn, how I hate that word).

Maybe he's prone to being injured by others. /got nothing.

taken from espn.com: If a known, wanted "real" terrorist tried to get on a flight like nothing was wrong, methinks he'd be arrested, too. It's not like the gov't had people seeking Fischer out.

I've turned down sex to watch playoff hockey, but it was with a girlfriend that I was living with at the time. It just meant that we had sex the next morning before work instead of at night before going to sleep. Other than that, the worst that I've done is limit the options on where I'd take a date to places with TVs so I could keep my eye on a game that I wanted to see.

Considering I started the topic of whether or not you'd wear a condom, and didn't think you'd take "like" literally... ...so, how about those facials? Is this like "European Vacation" and we're just going to go around and around; am I supposed to say that I only finish in girls, and not on them? Hey, kids. Big Ben. Parliament.

Funny you should say that when you were the poster that brought the first mention of that fight into this thread. They only shake hands in the post-season, and that's only after the entire series has ended.

Right on, understood now ... I presumed one thing and you were implying another.

You're top 5, Slayer. But don't get a big head over it ... besides the fact that I'm one of the least liked posters, I'm also one of the reasons that participation is down on the board (allegedly). Plus, you're pretty much just among the best of a bad lot. TSM isn't the creme de la creme. How would one be the cream of the cream, anyway? -=Mike Saying your prayers. Eating your vitamins. And whatever else Hogan used to babble about in a coke-addled furor.

You're top 5, Slayer. But don't get a big head over it ... besides the fact that I'm one of the least liked posters, I'm also one of the reasons that participation is down on the board (allegedly). Plus, you're pretty much just among the best of a bad lot. TSM isn't the creme de la creme.

Remind me next time to just lie and say "I wear condoms" ... it seems that we have this conversation a few times a year, and it's a dizzying conversation each time.

Why would you waste JD on a dragon? Just give it Old Crow or some other bottom shelf whiskey, and save the good stuff for yourself.

That might be the funniest fucking thing that I've ever read. No lie. Great work, Bob. No, it's not. You know everything nl's ever read? It might be the funniest thing he ever read. -=Mike Bob, I'm reasonably well-versed in your tampon in the mouth history ... it just came across as a very funny thing to read. Few things make me want to literally laugh out loud. That one did. And, I must admit that I might have used a little hyberbole. It might not be the ultimate, A-#1 funniest thing that I've ever read. But reasonably close. And easily the funniest thing on TSM in a long-ass time. Sorry for misrepresenting.

Wow, P.Roy, didn't mean to offend you ... Just saying that you were (seemingly) saying that the RnR "worked smaller rooms though, and the same region" and talked about "the reaction they'd get at the mid-south colliseum" ... so I was saying by that logic, EVERY face in the midsouth would have gotten deafeningly loud pops. Correct me if it doesn't seem that you're implying that every face in the RnR's situation would have gotten the same pop. I'm not even comparing the RnR to the Rockers ... I'm comparing the RnR to the rest of the Mid-South roster at the time.

So far, I've been pretty lucky. I haven't had a pregnancy scare in a long ass time, and haven't had an STD scare in almost as long. /runs to find wood to knock on, salt to throw over my shoulder, and every other good luck charm that I have in the office Do you not like wearing condoms? No, I don't wear condoms. I haven't worn them in years, since I was in high school.

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE THE 5000TH POSTER TO REPEAT THE SAME REPLY! I'M NOT READING THE ENTIRE THREAD, ASSHOLE!!!! The thread is one PAGE FUCKING TWO. It's not like you're to fishing through a 10 page thread and reading every post on every page. It's on page TWO. If that's too much to read through, then maybe message boarding isn't for you.

So far, I've been pretty lucky. I haven't had a pregnancy scare in a long ass time, and haven't had an STD scare in almost as long. /runs to find wood to knock on, salt to throw over my shoulder, and every other good luck charm that I have in the office