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The chances of that modern miracle are slim to none (pun intended). I mean, have you seen that heifer lately? Nothing short of a time machine will ever make her look good again. Yeah, because no one has ever gotten themselves back in shape after gaining a bunch of weight. Good thinking.

The whole basis of the rivalry was that the Red Sox couldn't beat the Yankees. They did. And it's still a rivalry. Just a basic one. No, the whole basis of the rivalry was the deep seeded dislike between the two organizations. Owners sniping at owners. Players throwing punches at players. Fans taunting fans. The fact that the Sox won ONCE does nothing to diminish the dislike, it actually probably increases it. Like cabbageboy said on the last page, most rivalries are built around two teams beating each other, not just one getting stomped repeatedly. Only a Yankees fan would be ready to say 'this rivalry is over because we lost' ... if anything, you should be MORE into the rivalry, because now you actually have a rival. /not saying anything that every poster other than AS has said for the last 3 pages

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They're filming a movie that revolves around their characters' love for the Sox. Anyway, congrats to the Sox. They wanted it and they got it. I believe after the BoSox did so well in the postseason, the Farrelly Brothers re-shot the ending to go along with the BoSox WS victory. And yes, this is amazing. I believe a tear might have fallen. Actually, it's a remake of a British film, and in the original the team that the guy was fanatical over won ... the idiot Farrelly Bros re-wrote it to have the Sox lose ... and now have to re-write it AGAIN to the original premise, with the team winning.

"It takes neither courage nor intelligence to cheer for a team only when that team wins. The true test of a fan's mettle is the same as it is for a player: Were you there when you were needed?" - Ian Wilson, bruins-legends.com

I don't think Manny belittled Boston at all ... what he said was the truth, people were ready to run him out of town, and Nose-mar too, for Rodriguez & Ordonez. The fact that the steakheads in Boston changed their tune, and now say how stoked they are that the Sox have Manny, doesn't erase the fact that this entire city had a collective hardon over getting A-Rod.

Oh no you didn't. Look, I like reading Bill Simmons. The man is funny and his insights on stuff like the Ewing Theory and the Vengeance Scale are tremendous. I read and enjoy everything he does... ...everything except articles dealing with the Red Sox or Patriots. Many Red Sox fans say that Simmons captures the "essence" of the Red Sox fan, so I guess I just don't have sympathy for the Red Sox Nation. And I certainly don't have sympathy for Simmons, who was mercilessly smarmy and charmless when it came to both Patriots Super Bowl wins or, more recently, giving the Cardinal fans (smirk intact) a "D-" for dying out during the Suppan Surprise, which probably would have sent ten or fifteen Sox fans (and, if we were so blessed, one or two of the new breed, wearing newly-purchased Red Sox caps with the pricetag still on them) to an early afterlife, were he wearing a Boston uniform during his misadventures at third base last night. I'm sorry if I can't help but roll my eyes when Simmons writes that the Red Sox winning the pennant is a "matter of life and death" when they're playing a team that had a twenty-game winner die in the middle of the season two years ago. If you'd said Sox or CELTICS, I'd agree ... but I really don't think he's too bad about the Pats. He actually blows less smoke up their ass than MMQB does. And, as a Bostonian, let me tell you a little secret: a lot of us think he's a major jackass. He's the kind of steakhead that you run into at the Cask n Flagon or the Harp that thinks he knows it all about everything and thinks he's the funniest guy in the world. Personally, I read his stuff but really do find him very annoying, and have often wondered why anyone NOT from Boston would bother reading his biased articles.

I only skimmed through part of this thread, did I miss the part where it was confirmed that this was racial at all??? If it hasn't been confirmed, why is everyone etching it into stone? As BDC said, maybe D-Von was just having a shitty day (for all we know he just found out his wife's cheating on him) and this guy verbally pushed him over the edge. I've seen the n-word so many times in this thread it's giving me the chills. Second of all, where are all the apologists that line up when Guerrero does something comparable?

The Red Sox should add another number to their 'retirement wall' in right field (yes, I know that 'retirement wall' sounds really stupid, but I couldn't think of another way to word it so am just sticking with that) ... 1918 Because if they win (and as someone who's born & bred in Boston I'm still going to say IF and not WHEN) then people won't be able to chant that as a putdown. If the Sox win this year, then every other team will have a longer World Series drought than them.

I just used some cloth and taped it down around their neck, so they could be easily removed and reapplied. I have vivid memories of putting strips from a grey t-shirt and black tape to make a heel tag team. I put the masks over the bodies of 2 Stan Hansens, and thus they were identical, and used to pull the 'masked heels switch mid-match routine' for a while. As someone mentioned on page one, I also used to use a red marker to make the wrestlers look like they were bleeding.

I'll be the third Masshole to chime in: 107.3 ... mostly because of the Hillman in the Morning show 104.1 ... Sundays only, otherwise I'm not a huge fan of BCN anymore 101.7 ... I've been digging the crappy 80s songs while at lunch lately and the local college stations (Emerson, UMASS Lowell, etc.) which all play a good selection of music, the Lowell station plays great punk songs during the mid-day. Cartman, I've made the switch from 850 to the Zone ... listening to the Big Show has been hard lately, they spend too much time busting each other's balls and too little time talking to listeners or talking about sports. It's like being at a party where everyone else knows each other so they make all these private jokes, but you don't know anyone so you can't laugh with them.

Also, the numbers 666, 69 or 420 in their name. I actually use '420' as part of my user name on other boards ... but those are the ones that I don't take as seriously, so I purposely chose a name that's relatively sarcastic. You take this board seriously? Well, maybe 'seriously' is the wrong word for it. I should have said that I use that on the boards that I don't post or contribute to, but just lurk at. Like skinhead boards or porno boards.

At least you got one ... I got skipped altogether.

It's the only reason that it makes sense to include Maven in this scenario ... why else would a lower carder all of a sudden be rubbing elbows with the main eventers? It's kind of blatant that they're planning on turning him by including him in this situation.

I have nothing to lose by being evaluated. At least I think I don't.

Also, the numbers 666, 69 or 420 in their name. I actually use '420' as part of my user name on other boards ... but those are the ones that I don't take as seriously, so I purposely chose a name that's relatively sarcastic. Plus, I'm not a great poster by any stretch of the imagination.

I actually want to add another to my previously provided list ... ... the episode with the gummy Venis de Milo (Homer Bad Man, I think it's called). "So then I grabbed her sweet, sweet can"

I think Tyson said it in one his insane rants. But I'm not 100% sure.

I voted Full Metal Jacket because that's the most re-watchable for me. The other contenders aren't movies that I watch over & over, whereas I could watch FMJ on a weekly basis and not get tired of it. The other contenders, for me, were 2001, Lolita & Clockwork Orange.

I'm too lazy to search out the real titles on snpp, so I'll just go by the descriptions ... actually, I'll just C&P my answer from http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...topic=53144&hl= King Sized Homer: When Homer gained enough weight to earn worker's comp and work from home. The medicinal marijuana one from a few years ago "Remember when I dropped my keys and you thought the phone was ringing?" The one where Homer goes back to college and befriends the nerds.

Francona addressed just that in the interview room before yesterday's game. The style of play that Bellhorn uses includes a ton of strikeouts, but the good (OPS, walks, etc) outweigh the bad (the strikeouts) so the team has no problem with the K's. They'd rather take him as is, with the strikeouts, than have him deviate and potentially lose out on the OPS, walks, and timely hitting.

Yes. You are. I certainly am. But I've never developed a deep hatred for a team simply because they are winners. My hatred for the Yankees has little to do with their being 'winners'. Steinbrenner alone is reason to root against the Yankees. Growing up with egomaniacal players like Reggie Jackson & Dave Winfield on the team is another good reason. The never ending fellatio that the media gives the team now is another reason. Their inflated payroll is another reason. The sheer obnoxiousness of a lot (but not all) of their fans is yet another reason.

Not sure if this is the right folder or not, but I was sent this link and thought people might dig the video ... it's just a series of Asian chicks slapping each other in the face. http://blennus.com/index.php?option=conten...ew&id=29&Itemid Enjoy ...

I collected the AWA figures when I was a kid (kid == mid-to-late-80s) and as embarressing as it is to admit, I still remember some of the feuds that I created, and some of the wrestlers that I created (I used to pop their heads off their bodies and mix and match them to make different people.) Take a Jerry Blackwell face, and put it on a muscular body == Steve Williams. Steve Regal became Eddie Gilbert (didn't really change anything, just called him Hot Stuff) who headed a stable called Damage, Inc. (stolen from Metallica, and long before XPW used it as a name) Greg Gagne became Andy Kaufman, hated heel. I used to use a coin-toss to determine winners and losers, so there wouldn't be any favoritism by the booker ... that stopped when Hawk lost his world title to Jimmy Garvin (I wanted it to be a squash for Hawk, but it turned out to be a squash for Gorgeous Jimmy) Ahhh, good times.

We could send a few non-naked, non-anime, bukkake-free women ninjas to your place, to unleash some of their bitchslapping rage. Or not.