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    Straight Edge

    I should prefice my statement with the fact that I have good friends that are sXe, but ... ... my big beef with most straight edge kids is that they don't see shades of grey. It's all black-and-white, if you drink it's obvious that you drink too much and black out. Or if you smoke pot then it's obvious that you're also a crackhead that would kill someone for some crystal meth. Or if you have sex with your girlfriend it's obvious that you're equivalent to Sodom and Gomorrah and deserve to die. It's like they won't acknowledge that you can casually drink, or have a cigarette, or occasionally smoke some pot, or have sex with your girl, and not take it too far. I wouldn't call them losers, but I do think that they need to see the shades of grey. Just my two cents.
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    Undertaker vs Mick Foley

    I think that people that say UT-Foley sucked are being WAY too "smart" (or at least trying to sound way too smart). While it wasn't a wrestling clinic with all sorts of psychology and countermoves, it WAS a massive mark-out moment, and one of the few "holy shit!" moments that I've ever had as a wrestling fan. VKM's bump was only impressive because of his age, Foley's was impressive because it seemed suicidal.
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    Matt Morgan/SmackDown! request

    It sucks that Jones is so horrible in the ring, he actually has a really cool look, and would be an impressive bad-ass if he had any sort of wrestling ability at all.
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    OMG OMG OMG YOU GUYS

    Could you smell his fear? I think he was just as mortified at being in Urban Outfitters (an overpriced clothing store for hipsters) as I was. Or maybe not. I mean, he was dressed like a Strokes reject. Also, Keith Morris (of Circle Jerks and Black Flag fame) is a really short dude. I had no idea. a) I'm offended, I've shopped at Urban Outfitters before. Other than being madly overpriced, their clothes aren't bad. Plus, the store is crawling with women. b) How did you not know that Keith Morris was small?!? I'm not overly tall, and I towered over him when I met him. Even when he's onstage, he doesn't look that impressive.
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    People or things in sports that make you feel old

    I feel old when I read what makes you guys feel old. I'm almost ELEVEN years older than a lot of the people that you guys are naming. I remember Lemieux, Jordan, & Clemens as rookies. I remember when the NHL only had 21 teams. I remember watching the Oilers begin their dynasty. I remember when the Braves were horrible. I remember The Boz being considered a great linebacker (college, obviously). I'm old.
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    Manny Ramirez

    Fuck Manny and the horse that he rode in on. The team will be better off without him; $20 million could sign two or three players that will help the team more than he would have. I don't care where he goes, let him spread his cancer elsewhere.
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    Week Nine Prediction Thread.

    Patriots, 27 points Carolina at Houston Indianapolis at Miami Jacksonville at Baltimore New Orleans at Tampa Bay N.Y. Giants at N.Y. Jets - am I the only one that thinks it's unfair that one of NYG's road games is in their home stadium?!? Oakland at Detroit San Diego at Chicago Cincinnati at Arizona Pittsburgh at Seattle Philadelphia at Atlanta St. Louis at San Francisco Washington at Dallas Green Bay at Minnesota New England at Denver (Monday Night Game) probably the first time that I've ever chosen Cincinnati, Chicago & Detroit to win in the same week
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    Jake Roberts shoots

    It cracks me up to hear someone like Roberts saying that someone else has started to believe their own hype ... Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.
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    Rick Steiner is the surprise???

    Is Koko B. Ware still alive? I'd mark out for him more than I would for Steiner.
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    All may rejoyce...

    I was actually a fan of his back in the dying days of wcw. While I felt he was a bit over his head when they tried to make him into a legitimate US title contender, he was passable as a mid-carder feuding with other mid-carders. I'm probably in the minority, but I find him more entertaining than Morley/Venis.
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    I've found the best website

    America made less of a star than Japan did of that cannibal killer of their's. I forget the guys name (and am way too lazy to google him up) but if my memory serves, the guy was in love with this Dutch girl so he killed her and ate her. After doing his time (in an institution, I believe, rather than in jail) he was shipped back to Japan, where he appears in porno movies and things like that. All America did was send Dahmer to jail.
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    So i've developed a gut.

    AoO, did you quit drinking just to lose weight, or were there other reasons? Personally, I'd rather be a little overweight (I'm about 10 lbs heavy right now, with a small gut) and be able to enjoy a drink or ten when I want, then to be thin and sober.
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    WWE news

    How is a Midnite X-Press tag team gimmick embarressing? Aren't they like one of the best tt's of their day, and one of the best ever? Even the Rockers weren't bad when they were in the AWA, before VKM made them look like they were in an 80s hair-metal band.
  14. I've got to agree with that, and sadly, it's that era that I now think of when I think of Rey-Rey's work in wcw ... I freaking HATED him (and the rest of the animals) during that era.
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    Best movie villains?

    "Hey, boy, you seen Sherriff Little?" "I am Sherriff LIttle" "You sounded much taller on the radio." funniest. line. ever.
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    Halloween halloween halloween

    Either a 1970's tennis player, with the super short white shorts, tight white Fred Perry, headband & wrist bands and the old school wooden tennis racket. (think of the guy in the Royal Tennenbaums) OR The Reverend Jim Jones. (it was supposed to be a pedophile priest, and I was going to borrow my friend's son to take to the party, but I was told that's too offensive. But evidently a man responsible for the death of hundreds of followers isn't)
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    HHH & Stephanie wedding, this Saturday

    How does everyone know that all the workers and boys in the back hate hhh and Stephanie? People were asking why someone would go to the wedding of someone that they hate; how do we know that everyone hates them? Is it just because fans that chat with strangers on the internet hate them?
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    Week Eight Prediction Thread.

    Patriots - 27 points Carolina at New Orleans Cleveland at New England Dallas at Tampa Bay Denver at Baltimore Detroit at Chicago - someone has to win, might as well guess the home team N.Y. Giants at Minnesota Seattle at Cincinnati St. Louis at Pittsburgh Tennessee at Jacksonville San Francisco at Arizona Houston at Indianapolis N.Y. Jets at Philadelphia Buffalo at Kansas City Miami at San Diego (Monday Night) - Fried Chicken & Watermelon carry LT to a huge game (plus he's on my fantasy team, so I'm hoping for a big game)
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    Topics in Current Events

    Since like 90% of the fluff articles are stolen directly from fark.com, why don't we just add into the General Chat description something to give people the hint to keep it in there. This forum is for general discussion of the SmarkBoard community, things taken from fark.com, and "Best/Worst Posters" type of metatextual nonsense. Please note, this is NOT a flaming folder; all flaming goes in the No Holds Barred folder, not here
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    Seau is a RACIST~!

    I now anxiously await the next time that a caucasian makes a stereotypical, racist comment "in jest" ... because evidently if you're willing to wear the guys jersey and say that it was just a joke, then you can say anything you want. Let me go find my Anson Carter Bruins sweater and start waving the Confederate flag ... but I'd be just kidding, so it's all good.
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    Trade Me To Dallas

    If Dillon is unhappy being in Cincinnati, then maybe the Bengals should trade him. But why does it have to be Dallas ... ... enjoy Arizona, Corey.
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    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre...

    I saw it last night, and I liked it ... but mainly for one reason: I didn't expect much out of it. If you went in expecting it to compare (or surpass) the original, then of course you're going to be disappointed. I went in hoping to see creepy southerners (check), Jessica Biel looking hot (check), and an old-school horror film, without any of this "wink, wink, we're in on the joke"-crap that Scream brought to the table (check). Someone asked why everyone in the town was related: Spoiler (Highlight to Read): if you lived near somewhere and people kept disappearing without a trace, wouldn't you get the fuck out too? The only ones that stayed were those that were down with the Hewitt's And count me as another person that didn't like the whole 'he has a skin disease' reason for Leatherface wearing people's skin as a mask. Just leave it that he's crazy as all hell, and it's a good enough angle for me.
  23. I heard this one with Stephanie, instead of Trish. Pictures and video could be found by clicking here.
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    Even more reason why I love Halloween

    You can order Boo Berry year round, if you're willing to spend the extra few bucks to have it shipped to you. The internet: the bringer of porn AND cereal.
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    Scooter's Quick and Dirty

    I don't think that the "Stephanie never quit, it was Linda throwing in the towel" is supposed to keep Stephanie looking strong, but instead is going to be used as part of the angle when she returns in a month or two. It actually shows continuity in a way that's rarely seen anymore (using what happened to explain something later on). Sometimes, I think that people are so bent on being negative that they don't step back and look at the big picture.
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