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    Movies that everyone loves that you cannot get the love for

    Those aren't movies that 'everyone loves.' 'Batman Begins' is pretty damn propular, but it's new still. The first 2, people are pretty divided on. 3 and 4, everyone hates. Yeah, true ... but I really didn't know how many there were, and wanted to make sure my bases were covered. By that same logic, though, people shouldn't be referencing Napolean Dynomite, since it seems that there's a lot of people that didn't like it at all.
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    5 famous people who you would love to punch

    My list of top 5 is ever-changing, but as of this minute: Britney Spears Jeremy Jacobs (Boston Bruins owner) Eminem Kanye West niskie
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    UTSU and Rrrsh

    ^ That's a good reason not to ban gimmicks.
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    Movies that everyone loves that you cannot get the love for

    The Wedding Crashers All of the Tarantino movies that I've seen (haven't seen them all, but the ones that I've seen I haven't liked in the slightest) All of the Kevin Smith movies that I've seen (haven't seen them all, but the ones that I've seen I haven't liked in the slightest) All of the Batman movies
  5. SOME old threads are good. Many are not. And many of the ones that are bumped aren't that good.
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    UTSU and Rrrsh

    kkktookmybabyaway has lost overness with this segment Shutup faggot. kkktookmybabyaway has lost overness with this segment
  7. I don't think MSG has the same allure it once did, but it was - in the days before weekly nationwide shows & monthly PPV's - the biggest show of the month for the WWF. It's tradition.
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    BoardumIzBroken

    CWM, not sure if you're comfortable answering, or even with me asking, but who'd give you shit? And why? I'm soooo not aware of so many of the issues that go on here.
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    The Question Game.

    Since Carnival was too stupid to actually pose a question, I'll answer Chave!'s and provide a follow-up question: Yes, I've actually dreamt about people on TSM or The Pit several times. They normally are secondary, faceless characters in dreams, rather than primary characters or antagonists to me. Only once was it a 'bad dream' and even that was laughable when I woke up. My question: what poster has made you laugh the most AT them (rather than with them)?
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    UTSU and Rrrsh

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    UTSU and Rrrsh

    kkktookmybabyaway has lost overness with this segment
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    That wasn't my only entry.

    I almost posted this as a regular post on TSM or <the unnamed, quasi-hated other board> but I realized that stupid shit like this is what blogs were invented for. Or something. So, I was watching Hogan Knows Best a few days ago. And the overrated daughter decided to spend a little Hulk-free time while on vacation in Key West. Yeah, shocker: a 16 year old wants some time away from her over-protective parents. Well, it turns out that the daughter was gone longer than the Hulkster & his wife would have wanted. Which leads to string of terrific unintentional comedy. First, Hogan & his wife freak out that the daughter is "alone" (and I'll revisit that in a bit) and act like she's 5 and unable to get back to their hotel room. Hulk, she's 16. When I was 16 my mother trusted me enough to take the train to NYC to see a show at CBGB's and back again that night. Next, they call the police to report her missing. You just KNOW the cop was like "She's only been 'missing' for 3 hours, Hulkster." To make things even better, Hogan & the wife hop into their little rented golf cart and drive around calling for her & whistling like she's a lost puppy. "Broooo-oooke, where are you?" and 'whistle-whistle' are NOT normal ways to find your teenaged daughter. And when things didn't seem they could get any better, Brooke returns and Hogan lectures her. "Looking like you do..." and "With who you are..." like she's someone even remotely famous. You could ask 100 people who 'Brooke Hogan' is, and 98 of them would have no idea. You could show 100 people her picture and 99 of them would have no idea who she is. She's NOT famous for anything other than that show. And - I hate to sound like an ephebophile but - Brooke's getting less attactive every year. She was hotter as a 15 year old, before she started looking like her mother. While I'll admit looking like mom is preferable to the Hulkster ... it's still not that hot. If I was going to be acting leacherously towards anyone on the beaches of Key West, it's not going to be the peroxide blonde that's average looking at best. And, as promised, I'll get back to being "alone" in Key West ... she's on fucking TV. She has a boom operator like 6 feet away, and a guy with a big-ass camera not much further than that, and Hulkamania is running wild about this being a "missing person incident". I think it'd be kind of hard to kill, kidnap or rape a girl with a camera crew filming the incident. I'm hoping ... strike that, praying ... that they're freaking out because it makes for good TV. Because if they're really so idiotic as to act that way over such a small incident, well, let's just say that Brooke might as well join a convent now and get it over with. Man, maybe I should have quit after the first entry.
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    That wasn't my only entry.

    I think that the show's crew (e.g. producers, camera men, mic guys, etc) are not allowed to break the 4th wall at all. They can stop the person from being attacked or whatnot, but to them, Hogan & his wife freaking out is a GOOD thing because it adds drama to the show. If the camera guys just Nextel'ed each other and found out where she was, the show wouldn't gain anything.
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    When do you start to worry?

    I think the "every win matters in the NFL" mantra is a bit overstated. There have been so many teams that have started stongly and ended their season on a long winning streak, or vice versa, that up until week 8 or 10, it's not necessarily the end of the world when a team loses. I can't think of specifics, but didn't Atlanta (or one of the other Southern teams) start off 8-2 a few years ago, only to end their season on a 6 game losing streak and finish at .500%? And the Pats, a few years ago, snuck into the playoffs because of a 6-game (or so) winning streak. College football, though, it's really one-loss & you're done, unless EVERY other team loses a game.
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    The Question Game.

    No, I haven't. Wow, that was an easy one. My question: on a scale of 1-10, how idiotic do you find the 'parody' gimmicks, which are often terrible and not the least bit funny?
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    fanofcoils

    I have no issues with Porter. There are, however, a lot of posters that I wish shared that mentality.
  17. Uhh, I didn't talk manure about you A.S. Wild Pegasus, do you have autism?
  18. You know, a shirt that said, "Can I recommend the bitch tits?" would be a pretty funny thing. Then again, maybe not.
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    fanofcoils

    Sez the guy with long, "pretty" hair that refused my offer to meet halfway and finally fight. Being afraid of the old, gay guy is pretty weak, Juggalo. And, EHME, bad news: I don't think that I'll be any less, or more for that matter, PMSing next week than I am now. What you see is what you get.
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    TNA Comments which don't warrant a thread

    Yeah, I hear what you're saying, Porter ... but isn't Bockwinkel involved in TNA in some way now? Maybe they'll have him focus on that, with just references to how long he's been involved in the business. (of course, I really have no idea if Bockwinkel is involved with them in the slightest)
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    TNA Comments which don't warrant a thread

    I was thinking that Bockwinkel made sense to send there, Porter, because of how long he's been involved in the wrestling business. Having a guy that's been doing it since the 60s that is still relatively normal looking & healthy makes wrestling seem more legitimate, I think.
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    fanofcoils

    Nope, just a female going through her time of the month. Perpetually? Or just currently? Like, in a week will I be easier to get along with? Was I easier to get along with a week ago?
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    LOST

    Why's that? I'd have loved a nonstop season of LOST.
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    fanofcoils

    Am I at least a hot female? Maybe not in the common definitions of hot, but maybe a sexual spitfire that just can't be ignored?
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