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    Hey BITCH

    No, he probably does. He's liked by everyone.
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    Who's established nowadays?

    If Carnival is established, niskie is pretty sure he doesn't want to be.
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    Who's established nowadays?

    I like to pretend that I am. But I'm not.
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    Wrestlemania 23 at Ford Field Detroit

    The biggest star of the 1980s vs. the biggest star of the 1990s. But it'll be in the year 2007, and on guy will be 20 years passed his prime, while the other will be 10. Oh, and neither man can bump & neither will want to sell for the other one. The promos will be gold; the match will be rubbish. I don't care how 'nuclear' the crowd will be for the match; the fact that Vince & company will likely need to drag out the dinosaurs to save this show shows how sorry the state of the company is right now.
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    When Did Dames Stop Being Cool?

    To find the point where you stopped being cool, don't you have to be considered cool in the first place? I hate to tell you, PK ... Carnival made that same joke hours before you. I might not be cool, but at least I don't make the same jokes are Carni. Oh, and did you happen to catch any of the Lacey Chabert movie on ABC Family last night? I don't know what happened to her, but she has a fat ass now. She still looked chestacular, but from there down ... ugh.
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    Hey BITCH

    A quality post from a Quality Poster.
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    Sup

    I've actually always preferred the spider-web drug studies, where the scientists (sociologists? psychiatrists?) gave spiders different kinds of drugs to see how capable they were of spinning "normal" spider webs. The LSD study would be too easily swayed by the subject ... someone thinking that change is inevitible is more likely to accentuate the changes. A spider, IMHO, would be unaware that something is supposed to happen and thus whatever happened was more natural & legit.
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    fanofcoils

    EHME is under the belief that spelling words correctly is for Uncle Toms. And thus he spells words all-kinds-of wrong to show how he's not bowing down to white authority figures by spelling our words correctly. And, Lushus, I owe you an apology: I said that you were just feeding the troll, and yet I'm as guilty (if not more guilty) of that than anyone. So, my apologies. Hopefully my grovelling to your forgiveness will give you some much needed cred in EHME's eyes.
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    Hey BITCH

    Says the person with an e-fed in his sig. Being in a E-fed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Counting down the days until you can enter a forum again. I concur. I disagree. E-feds are barely above Dungeon's & Dragons, man.
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    fanofcoils

    you stupid motherfucker...do you even know what the term "Uncle Tom" means? Tell me exactly HOW I'm being an Uncle Tom...because I defended Leena once or twice when you called her racist? Have you been around a REAL racist person, you stupid son of a bitch? I bet you've never experienced a lick of true racism in your life, have you, cocksucker? If you think her shit is racist then you have no fucking clue what racism is. Oh and when has anyone called me gangsta? Do you even think before you post? Would typing like a complete moron like you make me "blacker"? Who's the racist now, dipshit? You saying you gotta be an ignorant bastard just to be black? Calling your own race ignorant? Dumbfuck. Take your "no hard feelings" and shove em up your ass. In your thread about that rape, you were blantantly looking to start something with Leena and I called your faggot ass out on it...now what, bitch? You're just feeding the troll, Lushus. Then again, hopefully the fact that I, along with about 99% of the board, have your back in this (and detest EvanderHolyfieldsMissingIntelligence) doesn't add to your status as an "Uncle Tom".
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    "Sadomasocistic" Bar Closes

    If I was going to have my genitals mutilated, it'd be by a younger, hotter, more female mutilator.
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    "Slither" Red Band Trailer Up

    I saw Slither this afternoon ... liked it but far from loved it. (for comparison, I liked Hills Have Eyes a lot more, and didn't really like that all that much, either ... the friend that I saw both movies with, though, liked this better than THHE). The best way I could describe Slither was that it seemed like a low-budget movie that just happened to have a bigger budget. There weren't any scary parts, nothing even remotely scary, and the funniest parts were things that weren't really supposed to be funniest parts (e.g. the "deer" attack ... holy crap, could that have been any dumber?) There were some funny lines, but for the most part it was just kind of 'meh'. To me, it seemed like a movie that'd be on Sci-Fi or a direct-to-video release. I'd give it a 1.5 out of 5 ... maybe a 2 if I was feeling generous.
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    LOST

    WP, you're remembering it incorrectly. "Gale" uses the weights to stop the door from closing, and then crawls through the duct to the other side of the door. The lights go out & Locke, while still trapped under the door, sees the map that is only visible via black-light. The lights come on, the door slides open, and Locke slides backwards, freeing himself. The weights had nothing to do with Locke's escape; they only prevented the door from closing further.
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    When Did Dames Stop Being Cool?

    Oh, wait, I didn't mean to throw such a kill-shot so early in our mock-flame war. Let me retract that one and offer a replacement diss. Is your hair a safe target? Your home state? Your fear of living in the projects?
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    When Did Dames Stop Being Cool?

    To prepare for our epic battle, Carni, I'll fight every Juggalo that has the misfortune of crossing my path. Of course, it'll mean that I'll be fighting middle-school kids because most people outgrow that crap by the time they finish puberty. Dork.
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    When Did Dames Stop Being Cool?

    Boston to Lincoln is just under 1500 miles; the biggest city at nearly halfway is Columbus, OH (it's actually a little closer to your sorry ass, Jugs, giving you a little it of an advantage. A much needed advantage, I might add). When do you want to meet for our brawl?
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    LOST

    ^ Beat me to it. The weights weren't there to open the door further, they were there to stop the door from shutting completely and likely severing Locke's legs.
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    When Did Dames Stop Being Cool?

    When we're done pinpointing when Dames stopped being cool, can we do me next? Or is there already a line?
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    Hey BITCH

    Dames' so Excited! Dames' so Excited! Dames' so... scared? Special K loses overness for paraphrasing SBTB. nl5xsk1 loses overness for knowing what Special K was parodying.
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    What film plots are you sick and tired of?

    Guy is flirting with and hitting on a girl. Gets her home and finds out that "she" is really a tranny. Doesn't mind and ends up having raunchy, unsafe sex with "her", both pitching AND catching, never minding that it's really a dude. Man, am I sick of that plot.
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    PWTorch newsletter news and notes

    That's a very different statement than "he's not over". But most smarks just say "he's not over" as a blanket statement, regardless of how inaccurate it is.
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    3 White Lacrosse Players from Duke rape Black woman...

    Nope, just my cousin. It doesn't matter if you believe me, because I know the truth. Good enough for me.
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    3 White Lacrosse Players from Duke rape Black woman...

    What the fuck are you talking about? NO ONE is ignoring it. The program is suspended until the guilty parties are caught. The players are pretty much, to a man, being considered a suspect and being asked to provide DNA samples. If you are still sticking with the implication that the school should have proactively done something, let me ask what Miami is doing or FSU or Nebraska, all of whom have a much longer history of rape issues & criminal athletes? Duke lacrosse has no prior history of this ... what more could the school have done to prevent it? EDIT: Aimed at EHME, not Mik.
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    3 White Lacrosse Players from Duke rape Black woman...

    They should of stopped it before it resulted in them raping a black stripper. Trust me man, you should hear the storys that cousin tells me that the lacrosse team use to do before then. I got alot of family in the North Carolina state, espically in Durham, and they all are outraged by this. Duke official 1: "Hmm, think that this team, which has never had an issue with rape or racist behavior, is in danger of raping a black stripper?" Duke offical 2: "Well, there's no reason to think that they will. But we better 'stop' them now, just in case." You ARE a gimmick, aren't you, Evander?
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