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No, Carnival would handily beat Slayer in a worst poster contest. And I think our battle would have been closer, Czech.

I went to a titty bar once and ogled the nekkid women without giving them any money. Does that count?

Yes. And make it a worst poster contest. I agree.

You've started doing what off the board? Speaking without question marks?

I want to change my vote. I want to vote for Czech instead of niskie. He just deserves it more.

Yeah, I was criticized once for admitting that I tried to go ass-to-pussy once in a lovemaking session. Now that I'm older and wiser, I see that I was wrong with my intent. One shouldn't go ass first.

He shouldn't go too far too fast. He's got a girl that's willing to take a face full of piss. Why risk losing that just for a donkey punch. He should keep on keepin' on, giving her a face full of golden goodness as long as he can.

Chave, UTSU wasn't comparing himself to you ... he was comparing himself to some fags. You're not the subject of the comparison.

I'm just hoping that I wasn't leacherous towards WJM when she was only 15. That's not legal.

You know that Orca "killer" whales have been known to attack & kill White sharks? Having said that, though, I like my chances better against a bear in the woods than I would against a shark in the open water. If nothing else, I can find out for certain if it's true that bears shit in the woods.

The best women's theme ever (and the only one that I really liked) was when Kim Page went heel in WCW and they gave her a remixed version of "Bad Girls Go to Hell" by DJ Rap. More themes should be drum & bass songs by good artists, rather than generic Nu-Metal crap.

TV Party by Black Flag And I thought Stranglehold was about the Nuge beatin' his woman because she didn't know how to listen.

It'd have to be vegetarian feces, Czech. I'm a deviant, not a sinner.

Count me as another 4+ year veteran. But I've only really liked it here for the last few months, so I consider myself relatively pure, and not all grizzled and gross like most of you.

I disagree. The fact that I belong to the same message board as WP is the only thing in my life that I'm ashamed of. Thus, WP actually makes me feel worse, which is pretty much the antithesis of better. And this whole thread sucks since it's not a tournament. I'm far too lazy to undertake such a massive project, but someone else should. If we're going to name a worst poster, let's do it right.

Humperdink was a long-time manager in the Florida federations, managing Bigelow for a short time down there, I think ... maybe the Fed just decided that BBB needed a manager, and it made sense to bring in someone that had previously shown a chemistry with him.

Y'know, I never that formerly-nice-guy Adam was an Aussie. I just presumed that you were from Indiana because your avatar. Shows how much attention I pay. One of my recent ex-girlfriends spent 4 months in Australia last year ... she said that she went to a place that was so riddled with X that it was easier to get a tab of that than a good burger. And my boss is from Australia. Nothing pisses him off more than a "you're all a bunch of convicts" joke.

And niskie wasn't entirely serious with his appreciation.

WP, I've recently gone against my better judgement and decided to start reading your posts. I've grown to regret that decision. But, on behalf of TSM, we appreciate your loyalty.

Hah! UTSU is pretty lame. EFA

Same here. With pizza, pasta, vegetarian chili, etc, I have no problems being meat-free on Fridays without having to eat fish or other seafood.

You know, Mickie bloodying up Trish would be perfectly understandable in this feud ... she's angry because Trish doesn't love her the way she loves Trish. So what better way to exact revenge than to "ugly up her pretty face." Even a small blade job would add a lot to the feud, and as Flair showed in the 80s, a lot of coffee & aspirin before a match things out the blood enough cause a good, steady flow with even a relatively small cut. Plus, at this point I think that Trish views herself as a wrestler that used to be a model rather than a model that happens to be wrestling. And a tiny cut wouldn't cause Corino-esque damage to her looks. I wouldn't say that I'm uncomfortable ... but I wouldn't mind if he kept passinby.

I'm really just posting a comment to see what, if anything, you'll say about me in a future "respond to the comments" section. I guess I should ask a question to give you something to theme your response to: Do you really think that I'm a kiss-ass, or was that just something that you knew you could say to 'push my button' and trigger a response? I don't deny that there'd been some ass-kissing, but no more than I did for Lushus or Malibu or anyone else that I'm e-friendly. Dig the blog, btw ... oh, wait, there I go, kissing ass again.

RE: Arm wrestling in a cage ... hopefully they take a page out of WCCW's book and use the scenario as a set-up for a beat-down in the cage. I feel like Fritz was beaten by heels on an annual basis after being handcuffed to a cage ... LAX could sneak in, lock the door, cuff Armstrong and beat the hell out of him, using the cage as a way to prevent James' from making the save. Yeah, it'd be a waste of time on a PPV, but so is an arm wrestling challenge in the first place.

Can someone explain to me how the initial post was supposed to be funny? The thread ended up being much more humorous than the original post deserved. Can a mod edit the first post out and just start the thread with