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    TSM Reality Show Thread

    When smarks say beaucoup, the terrorists win just a little bit more.
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    NFL Week Two

    Brown also had years of experience as a receiver to use as a resource when reading plays and formations pre-snap. Rossum doesn't have that luxury.
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    So what happens now..?

    I don't remember if I posted it or not, but the only way I'd want to see a 4 Horsemen is: Angle (in the Flair role), 2 of the following 3: Dinsmore/Conway/Basham (in the Arn & Tully, or Arn & Windham roles) and then Masters as the 4th. (with Flair as the manager). They'd add a member each week, in the order that I listed them above, so everyone presumed that the 4th Horsemen would be HHH. But when Flair came out to announce the 4th, HHH would come out and be ready to accept the invite. Then Flair would say "but it's not you!" and Masters would attack HHH from behind. HHH would be a face going after the Horsemen, to get to Flair. He'd feud with Masters for a while, then with someone else against, say, the Conway/Basham pairing, and then for a while against Angle. The whole feud would take like a year, and would keep HHH out of the world title hunt while keeping him in a major feud. Plus, they could team him with a young(er) face for the tag team part of the feud and get another person over by proxy. /yes, I know it's a bad idea.
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    Recommend alcoholic beverages

    While I'd never drink one (tomatoesarevil.com) I guess that Bloody Mary's have something (most likely the dreaded tomato) that is wicked good to help for the morning after if you've drank too much the night before. I go with gin & tonics in the morning ... I don't like screwdrivers enough to have more than one or two, but Beefeater I can drink like no tomorrow.
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    CM Punk buried by HHH, Hayes, and HBK

    Why should this be etched in stone as fact and the other report, from this summer, completely disregarded?
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    The Next Diva Posing Naked in Playboy is...

    Maria in Hustler= $$$$$ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'd buy 3 issues because I'm sure I'd mess up the first 2...I don't know what it is about that girl, but damn she is hot... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What do you mean you don't know what it is? Pretty face, smoking body, dresses like a slut ... I have no problems ID'ing what I find hot about her.
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    The Next Diva Posing Naked in Playboy is...

    skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet
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    The Next Diva Posing Naked in Playboy is...

    While I'm guessing that you're being facetious, the fact that she's on Raw pretty much every week as part of the Ashley/Trish/Victoria/PMS2k5 angle makes the "who is she joke?" kind of moot. It's one thing when she's just one of the random divas that they pull out to show in lingerie competitions ... but she's actively in an angle right now.
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    MLB- MVP, Cy Young, RotY

    The difficult thing about the AL MVP race is that the two front-runners (ARod & Ortiz) are arguably not even the MVP's of their own teams, let alone the league (Rivera & Damon, respectively).
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    Hey, Milky.

    One of the bestiality boards that I frequent has a folder for animal mating pics and vids. How anyone finds it hot is beyond me.
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    The 3rd annual Ripper got laid off thread

    /understands you mean the title, not the first 6 words of the 1st post //still wanted to make the joke
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    LOST

    All the more reason to explore. They have guns & knives, and can fashion other weapons ... why not see what's out there? For all they know there's a way off the island. After a few days of sitting and staring at the horizon, hoping for a boat to come save me, I'd be out there trying to find what's up. Plus, maybe there's killer pot plants or something. At least I'd be high while sitting around doing nothing.
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    NFL Week Two

    I've heard that it's a hyperextended toe, the big one on his passing foot. I'm sure if it was his other foot he'd be more likely to play. But since it's the foot that he uses to get any velocity on the ball, it's most likely effecting his ability to pass with any speed or strength. Plus it's week two of the season. Why not sit out a few weeks now and come back in good health for when the games mean more.
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    The Next Diva Posing Naked in Playboy is...

    One reason that this thread shouldn't be deleted ... someone can link to it next time someone says "they should fire the divas instead of _______" (with _________ == whatever wrestler just got released even though they weren't generating any revenue for the company.) Folks, this is why the divas are around: the WWE will make more money and get more exposure (no pun intended) from this woman appearing naked than someone like Maven, Puder, or Morgan could have provided. And count me that hoped for either Victoria, Stacey, Lita or Ashley (and yes, I know she's already posed. She looks entirely different now, and I'd dig seeing her nekkid and with her new look)
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    The War At Home...

    Lushus, I mean the character that Rappaport was playing looked too young to have kids the age that the daughter and gender-bending son were supposed to be.
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    The War At Home...

    While I know that both are probably old enough for it to work, I didn't think that either Rappaport or the wife looked old enough to have kids as old as the daughter or older son.
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    LOST

    Technically, they haven't searched enough of the island to determine if it really is an island or not. That was always one of my few complaints about the show. I recognize that the 'monster' scared them from spending a lot of time in the forests at first, but with a few weeks with no sign of the monster I probably would have done some exploring, and seen what the island had to offer.
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    The 3rd annual Ripper got laid off thread

    Sorry to hear about the layoff man. My company did the same thing to the people that got laid off this past Spring (April 1 was their first day of being unemployed ... some April Fool's Joke, eh?) ... they gave them 3 months notice that the office was closing, but if they left before the 3 months were up they got nothing. (good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!) To add cash insult to unemployment injury, the woman that trained me to do what she did came back after her commission pay for some events that she'd started and I finished ... and it was deemed that I did more than 50% of the work so I was given the commission checks.
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    Shit-storm coming for Kanye?

    If I wasn't so busy keeping my hidden racist agenda ... oops, I mean defending myself from accusations ... I'd have given it love, Slayer. It was funny. Of course, I tend to be among your best audience (you're the originator of niskie, and also coined my custom title at TP) so it might be best that I didn't give the shout out this time. I don't want you to get lazy and think that I'll give all your jokes such acclaim.
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    Fuck Wikipedia

    Longer version, with explanation, here
  21. I agree. It would be pretty odd to watch Nash try and work a good match. The only way I'd want Nash back is an announcer on a show that doesn't have any of his little buddies (e.g. Michaels, HHH) and with strict orders that he's supposed to get the product over, rather than himself at the expense of the product.
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    NFL Week Two

    Like who? The Cardinals? Rams? Lions? Panthers? The only one of those I'd say is clearly better than the Cowboys is the Panthers, so who's going to finish ahead of them? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wouldn't be surprised if 3 of the 4 teams you mentioned finished better than Dallas ... and I wouldn't be shocked if the Cards did, either. I just think that Dallas has 5-11 written all over them, and that's presuming that they do well against non-division opponents. They most likely will go 1-5 against the Skins, Eagles and NYG, so they'd have to play better than .500 against their non-division opponents ... and - as it's already been said - if Gates is in the lineup, the 'boys most likely would have lost that game last Sunday. I'm willing to eat my words if I'm wrong. But I don't think that I am.
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    LOST

    Am I the only regular contributer to this thread that thinks we'd be better off creating a season 2 thread instead of keeping this one going?
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    NHL Predictions and Preseason Notes

    Ronnie Franchise isn't a lock to the level that Messier is ... but he's got to be considered an automatic 1st ballot HOFer.
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    Raw rating

    Damn fine question, sir...to that I say: I have no freaking clue....uhhhhh move him to Smackdown and pretend nothing ever happened? I never understood why they were never happy with just pushing him as an unstoppable monster like they did with Batista and Lesnar...I mean, he can be booked to squash jobbers/lower-carders and can wrestle well enough to make people be able to sit through a Kane/Angle, Kane/Benoit etc. etc. match without resorting to retard-ery... <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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