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Why is it that I wanna bang Victoria, and slap the hsit out of her at the same time? I was talking about the HBK return promo, dude. I don't watch women's wrestling.

NICE!!! That was awesome.

Okay, not only Trish Stratus the hottest woman alive...but that thing of Lita having to marry "KAAAAANE" was fucking hilarious.

WHAT THE FUCK? NO MORE SLOW CHEMICAL? GOD DAMNIT Er, nevermind.

I hope Kane gets married in his ring attire.

I find it weird that I can't find Mercy Drive - Away even on KaZaa. Has anyone heard of them before? That would of been gold of JR just flipped out at Lawler saying BAH GAWD and all that cool shit.

Okay, that was fucking GOLD

LMFAO!

It would be hilarious, and great for business. I'd start following Raw in depth again.

Why do they keep saying "Olympics", when they couldn't say it and kept having to say "Summer Games"

I'm so confident that I'm putting this in my sig. Oh, Mercy Drive - Away.

I predict already...Edge turns on Benoit and becomes a new member of Evolution. I predict.

Benoit sign in the crowd: Go back to Atlanta. Ouch.

Anyone know the song used? I think it was Puddle of Mudd - Take It Away.

Randy Orton Desire? Wow.

...to the old Monday Night Football theme, in full Vikings uniform.

Anyone else think it's funny that barely any balloons fell, much like the Democratic National Convention.

They are in Portland tonight...then in Portland in a month for the PPV??? That's insane.

I've defeated Steve-O. Funkmaster Flex, Carmen Electra, Jamie Kennedy, and David Arquette so far for celebrities. Question 1: Are there any more? Question 2: What is the surprise I get after beating them all?

They should of gotten rid of him after Royal Rumble 2003. Oh well.

I want to create a team and use it in a Franchise, but I don't want to use any of the guys that are already on a NFL team. What options to I have? I know using all the Free Agents is one of them, but is there a way that (much like NCAA College Football) that I can just have a team that will be "Middle of the Road" and go from there with all new created guys? It's so fucking retarded when you create a team full of Free Agents and they are STILL Free Agents when you start the Franchise. Whatever.

If you related your post to WWE a little bit more to WWE, it'd be funnier...Uncle Joey. Oh, good post...but you could of just said "WWE sucks" and it would of saved you the time and effort.

Depite my lack of effort to watch WWE much anymore because it's just a fucking head ache when I watch it and try to understand what the hell they are thinking, I think I'll get the PPV with the typical 4-5 friends and all chip in to watch. We more or less socialize then watch the show...well, that's what we did with Vengeance. Anywho, the only thing that looks even appealing to this show is Angle/Guerrero II and that's IT. I don't care about seeing Benoit lose to Orton, JBL/Taker, the Divas shit, the Lita/Kane angle and whatever the hell else is going on during the show. What about you? At least I don't feel like I'm the only one who has lost hope this year in WWE because the ratings are going down the fucking shitter.

Agreed.

God fucking damnit. Well, so much for my one motive to watch Raw. Now all I got left is Angle.