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She kicked him in the ass...not in the BUTT.

Which is like the 3rd straight time for a Vengeance 3 way for the title.

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Slaughter, duh.

Heh...Kane cut himself shaving.

F- for this segment.

They actually are mentioning the fact Kane lit him on fire.

I hope I can find video of the whole fire alarm thing.

SWEET! Return of Edge's modified Sharpshooter.

God damnit. I missed the fire alarm.

Big Show '02 > Slaughter > Vince McMahon > JBL as WWE Champion. BRADSHAW. APA. JUSTIN HAWK. IS WWE CHAMPION. I refuse to even ackonwledge Smackdown exists from this point unless Angle starts wrestling again. Oh, and don't even get me started on them killing Paul Bearer too all in one night.

I wonder if he has tape around his ribs. And the title change/death of Paul Bearer must be because of the meds.

You realize the last time a company pulled this shit was...Havoc 2000 I think with fucking Kronik vs. Goldberg. WOW. They are really gunna end the show with Taker killing Paul Bearer. FUCK Smackdown.

What the FUCK????? Taker killing Bearer is the fucking main event? HA.

I could see him doing the Nazi goosestep.

So they are really gunna kill him.

I like how in order to fill the video package with clips, they have to pull out all that old Taker footage. And why wouldn't the camera man do anything to help Paul Bearer? Yeah, ok. Fuck SD.

What's the theme song for GAB?

Think about it. Knowing the Rock was just going to work Mania and Foley was going to be around for an extended period of time til Backlash, wouldn't it have made even more sense if Orton beat Rock, then beat Foley at Wrestlemania? Though it would just be adding another name to his list, it still might have given him more of a faster boost. Discuss.

Rock/Cena still would do big money if they started a program for it next year at Mania. Oh, and I'd laugh so hard if they had ratings that could tell the last 3 minutes of Raw...because the HHH beatdown, I think the world collectively turned the channel or shut their TVs off.

Wow.

Guys, how was the Rock segment from eariler tonight?

Kane interrupting and the crowd popping like crazy when he said "Liiiiiiiiiitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....." was GOLD.

You know what would be the best thing ever? If they had HBK have to use a voice box thing like Kane used to use when he first started cutting promos.

Yet he came out to Mankind's music, was announced as Mick Foley, and used Mr. Socko. Sorry, but Cactus Jack died at No Way Out 2000. We've gotten Mick Foley ever since.