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Hard drugs that are easily traceable, like cocaine. Remember, he has a history of rehab as well.

http://www.stormwrestling.com/032607.html Lance Storm rips into roids.

Joey Mercury is gone. Something tells me he had some heavy shit in his system after last week's drug test and WWE pulled the plug on him.

Dude, Bobby Lashley wrestled 177 in college in 1998, and after in the Army in the early 2000s at 210. If you really think he's not on anything, you have no idea what you're talking about.

80,000 people. Biggest grossing event ever. And it hasn't even happened yet. It's going to do 1,000,000 buyrates, even if at this point they have jobbers on the entire rest of the card. It's going to get huge publicity across the world due to the Battle of the Billionaries. The title matches are the right booking decisions and the right matches to do at this point. It looks like they are going to have a solid Money in the Bank match as well. But we all know something is missing from making Mania that much more special. I just finished watching Smackdown for the first time in months, possibly a year. Granted I feel asleep during most of the shitty parts, but I thought the show was good. It was paced decent, wrestling was fair, and the storyline advancement going into Mania was ok. It could of been a lot worse. The main reason I watched it because I read the spoilers about the Vince/Rey stuff and wanted to see how it came off on TV. It felt a little forced (maybe because the ridiculous editing splices on this show) and not enough about Rey in the segment, but it was fine none the less. Again, it could have been worse. Everyone knows it’s Lashley vs. Umaga with Austin as the ref. It’s all over the news, in the papers, on TV, etc. It’s going to be a lousy fucking match. Donald Trump doesn’t even KNOW who Bobby Lashley is, why the fuck would he pick him? Sure you can say “Well Trump just turns on the TV and sees Lashley being dominate” or whatever, but it’s totally illogical. None one cares about the match. No one cares about Bobby Lashley. He lost over a half a million viewers on RAW a couple weeks ago. No one cares about Umaga, and they are making the only entertaining part about him (Estrada) seem like nothing anymore because he got too over. Everyone wants to see McMahon/Trump. Everyone wants to see Austin. The match itself is a mute point. I’m making a plea, a beg to WWE to do something about this as there is still 72 hours until Monday Night RAW. I know that people say certain scenarios and situations are impossible and blah blah blah, but put everything else aside…when it comes down too it, sometimes everyone needs to just fucking nut up and do the right thing. Somehow, someway on Monday night, have Donald Trump announce on RAW that the Rock is going to be his representative and end the show with Rock coming out and giving Rock Bottoms to the world. It would be cousin vs. cousin, it would be the best match that anyone would get out of Umaga, it would make perfect sense for Trump to pick an actual star now Hogan’s gone, and Austin/Rock have so much history that could just be another selling point to the match. It's not a dream match. And it's not something I want to waste on a return with the possibility we'll never see him in the ring again. But for the love of god at this point something like this would make me feel whole again as a wrestling fan. It won’t happen, never will. But WWE has disappointed me for so long that in one move I would forgive them for a lot of shit they’ve done lately. And that’s generous.

Vince picked Umaga. Who should Trump pick instead? Carlito??? The match will be hopefully be a short power match, Austin will stun people, Trump will get to lay out Vince, everyone drinks beer- the end. It's not a big deal Yeah, it's only Wrestlemania. Who cares.

When asked who his wrestler was, Trump said it was a guy named "Lindsey", in reference to Lashley. Trump said that "Lindsey" is a black gentleman who is the strongest person he’s ever seen.

With Hennig and Rhodes, I'd say it will be Dibease, Steamboat, Anderson, Finkel and Mr. T would all be legitimate canadiates at this point.

now members of the crew are dropping dead http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/...7185236094.html

WWE's plan for Wrestlemania this year is to get the top matches announced publicly as quickly as possible to make for a longer build time for the big matches. LOGIC??? IN WWE?? Wow.

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WE'VE ALREADY SEEN THIS

Brock Lesnar broke Undertaker's hand there.

My initial reaction: Another death to add to the under 50 group.

But Jim was still an employee of Dunder Miff. so that makes sense. Following an ex-employee on the job at another company just doesn't make sense. But at least it was only one episode.

Why was the camera following Dwight at Staples? Doesn't make any sense.

Michaels in the 90's

My favorite part was Jim and Dwight in the office of the guy selling the product, especially when Dwight gives the guy his business card. Can't believe Dwight quit...now I seem to hate Andy. The hug at the end was good stuff.

Where the fuck is Ricky Steamboat?

That's fine, no one's going to blame you.

I wish Orton would drop dead and Edge picks up the mic and talks like everything is normal.

Nice theme song.

VERY interesting choice for Wrestlemania Recall...

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