PLAGIARISM!

This is just...unfathomable to me. You're in your twenties and have never driven an automobile? You're about as bad as Dames. My country is the length and breadth of a brisk walk, it's not been a problem yet.

So bad. The thing is, if they didn't have an 'undertaker' font and actually made any attempt to liken it to a quaker logo, it might almost be amusing.

I've never been behind the wheel in my life due to being drunk all the time. Everybody wins!

Now lads...

Just ordered Laibach - Let It Be and Caberet Voltaire, against my bank balance's wishes.

Brock/Hogan. Mwahaha. NO ONE'S MAKING THE SAVE, TERRY!

OK, so now me and all my friends have standing tickets for our Morrissey Little Christmas at Earl's Court. That does kick Quite a lot of ass, I guess.

Fuck! And my birthday is the 26th. This is too fucking awesome.

I don't care, the actual decent hip-hop acts that were there got their due (My friend said jurassic 5 were absolutely mind blowing) and he was a stupid choice, considering the rest of the acts on there that day. That said, I would have headed for the bar personally, because I'm not congratulating the nu metal and indie twats who set fire to leeds every summer and they probably liked the rest of the shite that was on.

And agreed whoever mentioned The Cramps. Obviously they're repetitive, but I'd kill to see em live, even now. So much fun. I want that DVD of the show they did in a mental hospital too.

Yeah well maybe you'll see Tom Waits cos I'm fucking not fucking hell Yeah, the 'sticks were good, but they committed the atrocity of, during the encore, doing 'Tiny Tears' with three guitars and no violin or orgasmic instrumental break. Fuckin' troubadours...

I hate to be an apologist, but you have to bear in mind Morrissey's sense of humour when you listen to his more self-parodying stuff. His whole comeback has been engineered perfectly, his last tour was around cheesy holiday camp locations, some holding nothing upward of 700 people, in keeping with the 'old style crooner's return' gimmick. And his Elvis lights kick ass.

Well, a mixed morning. Tickets for the fucking 25th row of the CIRCLE are currently £175. I am currently about to start University having quit my job, and I don't think accounting for the round trip and everything I can quite stretch to that one. Still, I got Morrissey at earl's court December 18th, so some justice.

Eno - Another Green world

Not in a while...quite fond though.

PLAG'RISM!

Wire - Send. I like.

uhhuhuh...cool.

OK, I've had it with these guys now. They're just the 'new, proven, inventive' lostprophets with different clothes and a bit more synth. They can fuck off.

Girlfren, yo be a twaat.. etc. Huh. First 'soccer' now this...

Oh God. They didn't...

Butthole Surfers - Brown Reason to Live

Yeah. Still weird trying to imagine saying it with an American accent though.

Thanks for the sweet commercial Shiraz and Castlemaine XXXX anyways man.

That Agent twat used my word.