PLAGIARISM!

I really should get the residents eyeball and hat somewhere. It's a given, really. Saw a guy with the aphex twin logo on his shoulder at a festival, that was nice.

IDRM was pretty close in describing me not only as drunk, but as English. Dead-on.

Birthday Party - Loose The Peel Sessions are just awesome.

Well, black hair for starters, and, well, other non-blonde things. Trippy.

Killing Joke - Implant IF YOU LIKE ANGRY SHIT, YOU WILL LIKE THIS.

The first Suede album is excellent and, as far as indie goes, is an impressive debut. Don't know if Suede are a guilty pleasure though, unless you're really embarrassed to like it. Now their last album, now THAT was an album to be embarrassed by. It is pretty damn good, yeah. It's just that no one I know can believe I like it. It's just not me. And no, I wouldn't dare touch them without Bernard Butler.

Well, by some sort of miracle vortex loophole it looks like I'm going to Glastonbury after all. We'll see. ATP always looks interesting, I can just never be arsed or get the time off work. Tindersticks~!

Oh, they can fuck off. I'm livid about the way he was used, but with no hype to establish him as such an influence on the rest of the cruiser roster's style and give him some name value there was no point in him sticking around.

I'm probably gonna get a credit card at some stage, I've never been overdrawn on my debit card and I manage with just that right now, but christ, 'How would like to pay for this sparks waxwork sir?' 'Uhhhhh visa, please.' It's all downhill from there.

It fucked me up too. I think of him as Zakk Wylde now.

The only thing that bugs me is why did all those guys gather round to watch Ed Norton beating himself up? Was it really such a life-affirming sight?

Hurrah! I always mark out when Show kills someone. He chokeslammed Hogan out of WWE, you know. I don't care what happens on smackdown anymore. This is funny. Kurt Angle is clearly DEAD, tazz! Dat's awesome!

Yeah, I wanna jam with Devo and pipe some bass into the rugrats theme. I'd fuck up soft cell, the pet shop boys, erasure and all those 'flamboyant frontman and motionless keyboardist' duos that ripped off sparks and still can't hold a candle to their material 30 years after 'Kimono My House'.

Eno - Cindy Tells Me

The Residents 'Demons Dance Alive' DVD will be mine by the end of the day, courtesy of a kind friend who saw it in hmv unexpectedly earlier. At the store where I work a guy brought back 'The Holy Grail' DVD saying that there was some old black and white film on the disc instead of the python film. After exchanging it (without a receipt, just to get him to fuck off), we watched the one he returned in the back and in a classic pythonesque moment, after a few minutes they apologise for sticking the wrong reel on and 'The Holy Grail' starts. What an idiot.

Interesting sidenote. Whilst attempting to type 'spikes' multiple times in my last post I mistakenly typed 'sparks' more than once. I like sparks.

Now I'm over the shock of the guy I envisioned as turning everything he looked at black being fucking BLONDE, mine is always spiked in some form or another, with my less than perfect skin I think I look like a particularly nerdish corpse without gel in my hair. I sometimes fashion a quasi-mohawk, with the sides up as well, or a side parting with a row of spikes rising like a tidal wave on one side. Today it's side parted, slightly up at both sides but I tried a new gel and and it wasn't strong enough to fashion spikes. It's become long enough to be a pain in the ass to spike, so i think it'll be getting trimmed doen this week. I had colours a few years back, with pink being the favourite, but I had to get a job. I miss pink hair, soon as a quit my job and go to uni it's back.

John Cleese in The Life of Brian when asked if he was in the Judean People's Front. Best Fuck Off ever. I want a Residents wallet. That would rule. We live far enough apart where if I got one, I wouldn't be copying you, so I might. check out the glow in the dark Mr. Skull tee. I gots that.

Agent....is......BLONDE??? Oh my God.

They should give the clothesline a sponsor each week. 'Oh man, the clothesline from hell, tazz! It's academic..' 'We should take a moment to thank Magic: the Gathering for bringing us that clothesline.'

The residents - Our Finest Flowers It's a compilation of songs deconstructed. reconstructed and glued together etc from their 20th anniversary. And it's awesome.

Oh yeah, guilty pleasures. I've recently come to love Suede's debut album. Like, too much.

Come on, Andrew WK is nothing to be ashamed of. He writes some of the better melodies in pop music. I think I'd even go as far to call his second album 'fucking euphoric'. It has made me cry, it is that beautiful.

Morrissey at leeds on the sunday will do me. Course, everything else is awful, but I'm sure I can get drunk enough to enjoy the Libertines to *some* extent.

At the risk of appearing illiterate, fuck ridiculously long posts and the horse they rode in on. I don't come here to read for any serious length of time.