PLAGIARISM!

http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Entertainment/a...40105_1536.html He's ok, but that was out of nowhere...

Many consider drunkeness mandatory before coming here in the first place.

Most of us considered our 'talking as a collective' thing as a phase, but are now lumbered with it until april 2nd. We mainly think that's 'fucking gay', with at least three reaching a state considered to be 'irritable'.

We consider this inspirational. We all have a shot!

Ah crap we gotta keep typing as a collective for a while. We're mainly registering the response 'fuck'.

We can't agree with the chilli peppers, they seem to get more embarassingly awful each year. They're not trying anymore. We don't agree with The Smiths either, the last album was still great but not quite up there with the others IOO. Certainly not better. A lot of our favourite bands go through a lull then come back with something fantastic, like Sparks or XTC. The latter unit's songwriting definitely improved over the years. About 70% of Andrew WK's second album displays his evolution, a lot of us still keep hearing new bits, the production is just godlike. But then we knew he was 100x more talented than all his MTV peers anyway. Big Black, Killing Joke and The Birthday Party all attained the most critical acclaim for their last/latest albums, though some prefer previous efforts. Tool for sure.

Upon glancing at this, let it be known several Saturnsmarks4lives made a 'decidedly sarcastic' 'RIIIMSHOT!' comment.

We send out undying hate to all involved in the angle and match because Saturn was cut from ppv and was injured by warrior's trap door, which incidentally has been commonly described as 'fucking gay' by the majority of saturnsmarks4lives.

We apologise for our collective lateness also, we were rockin out to some King Diamond.

XTC - 'Boarded Up' Most of us agree that 'Wasp Star' is ok but doesn't touch 'Apple Venus'.

We purchased XTC's Wasp Star - Apple Venus Volume II today at a fine discount, and enjoy it thus far, with some calling it 'very inoffensive'. Many have stated however, they 'Can't help but feel a tad gay for liking this hippy crap'.

Undertaker punks out JR and shoves his face into Vince's ass! We laughed. But only because our general concensus is that undertaker's face when he punches people is hilarious, with 56% commenting it appears 'as challenging as linear algebra' judging by his expression, and 34% citing 'him making such a fucking big deal out of it' as the reason for the comic value. And of course, were JR to be punched by anyone for at least 50% of every raw, 78% of saturnsmarks4lives agree this would make 'must-see viewing'. One bright spark suggested an audience raffle to bring about who twatted the fat fuck. But to stay on topic, that was a memorable swerve for the majority of saturnsmarks4lives.

We'd like to confirm we are not the poster 'Saturnmark4life' but a group of loyalist saturnmark marks posting in his absence from reality at this point.

You have our best wishes.

Pixies - The happening

We held a straw poll and decided that 98% of us are not too fond of the NME.

Righty, some fucker has to do it. I found many of the albums I purchased this year ranged from OK to pretty good, nothing standing out as truly great. I'm torn between Andrew WK - The Wolf and Killing Joke for my no.1. I feel that AWK's release was universally underrated, and I just couldn't understand any of the cirticisms against it. It proves his talent and staying power compared to every other twat the NME creams over. The melodies are still there, the emotion is still there, and the natural progression is a joy to behold. Glorious. Killing Joke found far more critical acclaim with their eponymous comeback, making it an album of the year contender in many British publications. The world needs this record. Its as if nu-metal were good, had something to stay, and had personality with a frontman who was genuinely nuts. Of course, KJ had all these things in the 80s, but now we need them more than ever. Dave Grohl on drums is always welcome for me. ON DRUMS. Stick with what ya know. if they are 1 and 2, the rest would go a bit like this: 3. British Sea Power - The Decline of British Sea Power Many were shocked this didn't make the mercury music prize nominations after it's acclaim as an indie release, and it's the only debut album of it's kind that's really impressed me in a long time. Their longevity remains to be seen, but they're a talented band. 4. Frank Black & The Catholics - Show me your tears (again panned for sounding much like a pop country record, but can you find me a better example of pop country? Anywhere? Ever? Try and review his solo stuff objectively.) 5. Wire - Send I believe some of these tracks have been released previously, but they are new masters and there's new material, so it's in. You have to listen to this a few times, but when you learn to split all the noises apart from one another, you realise just how much is going on. 99.9 in particular, a remarkably contained 7:42 of growling, minimalist rush, shows what they are still capable of, and why you should check out all their old stuff. 6. Tomahawk - Mit Gas I'll say this about Patton, I often find his stuff fizzles out either from being overlong or from blowing his whole load at the start (so to speak). This record doesn't so much suffer for these shortcomings, but the problem is in almost every song there's a good bit and a really pedestrian nu metal bit. It can be very annoying. Rape This Day is complete crap IMO, and I think choosing that as the first single was a mistake, as it appeared they were going for the mainstream market, and that's the last we really heard of the material from Mit Gas. So, a comedown from the first album overall, but (for at least half of every song) the creative ante is way up, the opener (Birdsong) is just the right way to kick off, Patton still owns you and Tomahawk remains a great band when they want to be. 7. The Locust - Plague Soundscapes Each album is getting to be more of an aquired taste from here on in, I should point out. This is noise. That's basically the gist of it. It starts, I'm hooked. 23 tracks in about half an hour. But there is stuff going on there. You couldn't mosh to this or anything, it's too complicated. and the song titles can't be beat, ie 23 lubed up schizophrenics with delusions of grandeur, Priest with the sexually transmitted diseases get out of my bed, Pulling the Christmas Pig by the Wrong Pair of Ears etc. 8. Melt Banana - Cellscape See no.7, but more irritating in the bad bits due to a high pitched voice distorter being used throughout the whole damn thing, and better in the good bits due to noise being used in a much more engaging manner for longer periods of time. I've not heard anything else by them, so I don't know if they do the distorted vocals and fast tempos all the time or if it's a new direction. That'd probably be more impressive. 9. The Darkness - Permission To Land Well well, yes it is a fine album, by a great live band, and if you look past the clichés and the transparent christmas song this stuff is actually quite good. Not AWK in terms of melody and marriage of old and new, but a great mainstream rock album it remains, even after everyone gets bored of them. 10. Well I should point out I have yet to hear the new primus, Aphex Twin's 26 mixes for cash (if it counts) and many others, so this is blank for now. I've no doubt either of those two would get into the middle somewhere. And my pick for best song is AWK's Totally Stupid. Do yer worst.

Sparks - Propaganda. Our favourite fuckin band. Ever.

The new stuff I've heard is alright. It recalls their late 70s work, but still sounds fresh. EDIT: Just yesterday, I decided that Pink Flag is my favorite punk album ever. It's certainly high in ours. After Go 2, of course. Send is great at times, ie 99.9 and You can't leave now which show how effortlessly they create such great soundscapes.

Indeed. Turbonegro hates the kids~! We recently purchased the new melt banana album, 'cell-scape' as with many of the bands we investigate, the butthole surfers forum was the source. God bless the good people there.

We appreciate the name change.

If anyone can link chavo not being over to the quality of his ring work then please enlighten me. Chavo/TAKA on heat was better than most prime time matches that year.

WMXIX was decent, however it was the absolute stripped to the basics WWE 'finisher exchange' main event possible, Austin was only really required to take 3 rock bottoms and was visibly in sheer agony afterwards. I don't want to see him wrestle again, it was kind of sick to watch.

I quite enjoyed the quote 'You suck at the internet' because someone actually used it in a real flame war once, but then it got out of hand.

Thin Lizzy - Live and Dangerous Morrissey - Beethoven Was Deaf