PLAGIARISM!

myspace.com/benjarism. Myspace only still exists because dave joined.

That post is familiar for some reason. Like, as if an identical one has appeared here before. With good reason, obv.

We've tabled a bid for 'an undisclosed striker'. I bet he's played for Scunthorpe in his lifetime, whoever it is. Also, goodbye Graham Coughlan, and thanks.

don't kill yer family or nothin

His band at the moment are great. Dunno how he'll be in an anphitheatre but I imagine it'd fit well with the whole 'comeback special' thing he's got going on at the moment.

'Certain People I Know' is a T Rex riff too, can't remember which song offhand. Ah well, Your Arsenal is one of the best things he ever did.

Just.

Yeah, Sky Sports had him blasting one in against us on a 20 minute loop yesterday. Cheers!

Yeah dickhead

Thoughts?

Yeah, it was worse than that pic initially. Now most of the pitch is visible. After relaying the fucker, its all the changing rooms and stuff that need sorting out, obv they are all contaminated with sewage. This is perfect.

Don't hold your breath. In fact, if you're sat in the first few tiers, it might be advisable!

Meh, just a cash-in for the under 12s. Not bothered.

No pitch no players, no pitch no players Everything's kind of fucking up in our face pretty early on. I hope Whelan signs a new deal.

It's not the most practical way to throttle someone, much less someone the size of a seven year old. Silly rumour.

Bugger, Billy's talking to Wolves and now Blades want him back. Don't think we'll get him ahead of those two.

Was *just* too inebriated to force through the crowd. Nevermind. Didn't see Fogerty. Shirley Bassey's still got it, though.

Back from Glastonbury, highlights were Stooges, Super Furry Animals and Hot Chip, pretty much as expected. Lily Allen is the most irritating person on the planet. The Who were fun I guess. The journey back was hell for a long long time. But fuck it, I rocked.

We're in talks with Sharp. Him and Burton could be bloody good together actually. Still sad Maclean left, but we've anticipated it for a while. Would rather he'd gone to the SPL than a championship side though, with him and Chopra Cardiff might threaten again. In other news, our stadium is under a few feet of water. Hopefully Sharp can swim.

I think I'm through with wrestling now. It's too fucked up.

The irony!

Well, evidently bookies in Liverpool are as gullible as the fans is all I'll say for now. Besides, Rick Parry is doing his bit to send West Ham down so Tevez is less pricey. We've apparently agreed a deal with 'a utility player'. Trying to think who that could be. We've already got Bully, who's played in all eleven positions!

I've heard that from several people.

I'd forgotten about 'I don't think so motherfucker'. Great.