PLAGIARISM!

Carson finally commits to Liverpool. I always expected it, but now it's finally over, we're well fucked. At least it's the only position where we need someone. Sturrock confident of having a keeper by saturday, with nil names floating around currently. Apparently Plan B was done for because the Carson thing took so long, so we're on Plan C. Joy. Getting Lunt and Bougherra off Crewe was pretty impressive, but Sturrock's still somewhat unproven in the transfer market, I fear.

Are you familiar with the term 'Czech hates everything'?

The falling of the traditional boyband augers well for shitloads of such revelations in the coming years.

Here he goes again...

)--> QUOTE( @ Jul 18 2006, 09:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I never knew that was you. Or realised, then swiftly didn't give a fuck. Either way, here we are five years down the line eh?

The Proclaimers' 'I'm Gonna Be' usually has '500 miles' stuck on it in numerous forms, don't think it did originally.

In which case I'd go for something more abhorrently offensive, like 'slit-eyes be trippin'

I got one from a band called 'Electric Heroin'. It sounds better when I type it believe me. Denied.

Another thing I hate about pre-season that I've probably mentioned before: we never know who the fuck we're signing. Sturrock's endless 'We've a lort of irons in thee fire' crap is kind of understandable but does me head right in.

If this post takes this thread to three effing pages, I apologise. EDIT: We're not out of the woods just yet

I didn't add anything because the quote took me aback so. A lot of people must be pretty fucking limp wristed. Not that Mould, Hart and the other one didn't utterly rock.

I remember my days as saturnmark4life. Still use that on ebay.

Containers...and their drivers....Containers...and their drivers....

Maclean is fit and has gone to America yes. I hope he can recover form after vitally missing the majority of our first season in the division. Never missed a pen for the club!

Come to think of it, I don't hate any of the New York types Czech mentioned, and the singles from Room On Fire were actually pretty fucking good, really. I just can't make time for them. WHAT WOULD I BECOME

I still don't drive due to being shitfaced all the time, I wonder what will injure me. I don't fancy my chances in a car accident if I'm not in a car...

You listened too hard!

The best part is her friends list. Hilarious.

It sucks is what it does. HE WILL RETURN xxx

It is the abhorrent cover versions that dimmed my enjoyment of 'How Soon Is Now?', definitely.

Burton? God I hope not. He's first choice at the moment really, esp with Tudgay missing the start of the season.

They used to be so good.

If you don;t get the 'aura' of ITAOTS pretty much straight away, you likely won't. Same with The Fall.

It's not fair to say no-one gave a shit about Goldberg in WWE. The elimination chamber (sans the finish) was completely electric, it showed that he could still win the fans over. The fans shit on the Brock match because they knew both were leaving.