PLAGIARISM!

In an aside, does anyone have any tips for a youngish goalkeeper on football manager 2008? I'm reluctant to spend the required £40m for Akinfeev. We're talking season 2010/11.

Still love him, though initially my support for him was in defiant opposition to the nu-metal lot who shat on him for being repetitive and seemed proud of themselves for spotting a 'fake', whilst creaming over Lost Prophets, Incubus et al. He's great. And a gosh-damn handsome man.

Some cock I know thinks Coventry are going to buy Richard Wood for £1m. If that happens, I'll kill lots of people. In other news, the takeover seems more 'on' than 'off' again and rumours persist that the prospective owners want Alan Shearer. Why? Not that he'd come anyway, he rejected Blackburn for frig's sake. Spend the money on players.

Trail-blazingly wank.

Fuck, 'All You Need Is Me' is the best single Morrissey has released in forever.

I remember Mission of Burma's 'Wounded World' being used for one video package. That was tits.

Yeah, you don't like him, and I don't really either, but you're telling me you can't learn things about how to work a comedy audience from him? Nah, not really. The act would never work again. He didn't have any more charisma than the next guy, it's just that he had shock value at the time.

Meh, Andrew Dice Clay rocked arenas without doing anything, and he was awful.

It sounds like Doves.

Spoilt bitch. Even worse than her dad.

A new low, even for them. Ride did it so much better.

Not as sad as I am about Ashlee 'Simpson-Wentz'. That shit'll never fly.

Anything with an amputee

We're rumoured to have agreed terms with James O'Connor from Burnley, who rejected a new deal with them. Well, he's a midfielder, he's not pushing 40, and he's free, so no complaints.

LIFE ISN'T FAIR

It's quiet. Too quiet....

Who is that, like an idiot brother or something?

Crappy ending, too much CGI, but decent.

Fucking useless. Music for people who can't listen to music without texting some other cunt-for-a-face.

Fuck tha haters, George! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7410431.stm

Whether you like it or not, I can't ever fathom it being a deal-breaker.

I like that the only guy who disapproves is the one with it growing out of his head.

So who are people wanting to sign? All's gone quiet on the takeover front (again) which is obviously the sticking point, but Bolton have just released that Andranik who looked decent to me, I think other clubs will offer him more than we can though. We basically need an entire midfield, then possibly a left back and a striker as well.

Oh man. I'm not that big a fan of the song, but I can't imagine that. With his voice? Nah.

'Beth Ditto-Sized'