PLAGIARISM!

The Stooges did the chaotic noise thing before those, and I don't think they were really the first either. In any case, when Dave Davis took a knife to his amp in the 60s he pioneered distortion, (I'm not absolutely sure he 'invented' it) and those bands were just furthering his approach, not really innovating. Edit: Suicide have a good case for a considerable innovation.

'You're jeopardising our future...for fucking Beck?'

In fact, I'm going to grow a moustache.

I'm evil and British.

I can't be offended by this.

At the risk of joining in with this thread SPARKS

Remove the Butthole Surfers from this list. I believe they were also the Ashtray Baby Heads at one point, another good one. Velvet Revolver Hot Tuna The Postal Service My Chemical Romance Electronic Fightstar Robert Plant and The Strange Sensation Johnny Marr and the Healers All American Rejects Mudvayne .co.uk Basically, most things with three stupid words, or misspelled/combined words.

To be honest, I don't think it's surprising that they're using the website to further angles in this way. I'm not really for Kane returning to help Matt win, but it'll be a nice reaction if all the drama of that match is in check before it.

Yes! We've got Eagles from Man Utd for the season, and are apparently close to terms with Paul Shaw! That'll do for me. Edit: I've now seen 'Warnock' on DVD, with extras, and I sitll think it's the best piece of television I've seen in ages. After the cup tie where they drew at Highbury: 'We've done great today lads, a replay was the least we deserved after the disallowed goal etc...But what I really want to do, what I really want from this is to beat Plymouth.' Cue 3-0 loss. Brilliant.

Magazine - The Correct use of Soap Decent-to-good overall, sounds like if The Kaiser Chiefs weren't awful. And from Leeds. Cunts. When the synths kick in on 'I'm a Party', it's the greatest moment in any song ever written. Depending on my mood.

Electric six were funny for about two seconds. 'Danger! High Voltage' was as good as any pop single in 2003 however.

And then we lost to Dundee United.

We beat Wolves on pens with Lucas (GK) scoring the winner! All the more amusing cos they've had the odd memorable victory over Sheffield United in the last few years....heh.

It'd have to be in a medium other than electronic or acoustic then, wouldn't it? The one that doesn't exist. Maybe we'll start shooting up music.

I've sprayed carbonated water on my keyboard laughing now. I wish I'd been drinking something manlier. I'll see that bastard in court.

Oh god, the guy's even worse than Cena, and doesn't have anything. That's madness.

I like Big Show but think he's actually pretty good, never had an issue with jobbing, works hard to take the bumps he does, and a cool guy. Dusty Rhodes & the Honky Tonk Man come to mind. I thought A-Train was much less terrible than everyone said, and he could benefit from his spell in Japan.

Is sucking a crime? BAM

Agreed. Don't really see who else is in a bad position at this stage, the pressures on Martin Jol to get into Europe, and I think Coleman could always be offered a better gig, but other than that I think most are secure for the season.

Given that all his departures from all companies stem from problems regarding creative control, I can't help but think this is a bad idea. Obv. he won't be in the ring anymore, but for the money he asks for, what's the point?

The Auteurs Das Capital (compilation) I think on the evidence of this Luke Haines is pretty good not great, but I love the decadent excess of his string arrangements.

I can never be bothered to get much 'classic' stuff, always seems like 'oh that'll always be there, but I've never seen this much more obscure release anywhere before..'

Crime and The City Solution - Shine Good stuff from Mick Harvey (The Birthday Party) & others.

I'm no superfan, but Pink Floyd were the only remotely watchable thing at Live8.

Half Man Half Biscuit, though it's mainly in the titles rather than the music.