PLAGIARISM!

I can bake the fuck out of a mean potato.

I can bake the fuck out of a mean potato.

I still think the only reason the three Owls players I mentioned were overlooked is that no one outside Hillsborough has dared watch Wednesday attempt to play football for a while. Course, we're getting quite good again now. Them were the days.

I've no idea why it's taken me this long to investigate Cabaret Voltaire. They're like a mildly more listenable Throbbing Gristle, and they're from Sheffield. How did I ever manage to neglect them?

Twats.

I can't imagine not having actual physical albums. I don't download right now cos of a shitty connection, that will be changing in the next couple of weeks but I'll still sift through record shops and buy cds. Forever.

OK, we have very few players, but the next game is against Stockport, the worst football team in the history of anything, already relegated. Their manager is one Chris Turner, fresh from setting us back about 12 years. They couldn't embarass us and end our playoff aspirations. Could they?

Einsturzende Neubauten - Silence is Sexy. Still undecided on this band. I think, much like the Cramps, their live brilliance doesn't come across so much on record.

I'm a gimmick. I mean, who would actually post pics of the Go 2 artwork?

Hmm, I'd say this Lewis guy is clearly Warrior but you'd be able to tell from the erratic sentence structure and use of made up words.

Ok, the other thing I bought was Cabaret Voltaire's Original Sound of Sheffield compilation. It's awesome. And it's SHEFFIELD~!

Pixies - 'Velouria'. Jesus Christ. The band go rock climbing in jerky slow motion for the entire duration of the song. The camera does not change once. Given the good artwork of their albums, they made some of the worst videos of all time.

No. I like the Scissor Sisters and I'm looking forward to Kylie at Glastonbury. (Eat that Kotz) That's about it, tho. Today I've just bought Einsturzende Neubauten - Silence is Sexy A Les Negresse Vertes release, I forget which, and my bag is downstairs Something else as well. That's alarming. good job they were all cheap. I know I bought three things.

Agreed. Loved it when I was like 13/14, but yegods it hasn't aged well. Nowhere near to being one of their best songs either.

Agreed on Take Fountain. Everyone's probably thinking 'that twat's gonna mention the new Residents again' So I will. It's good, is the new Residents. Perhaps really good.

Cheers. I knew this would come round to Agent eventually.

Sigh, It looks like I'm doing Leeds as well. I'll enjoy it, I'm pretty sure, but I'll have to kill and eat my own food.

I'm not familiar with this 'plateaus' idea, could you explain? You're the closest thing I have to a recreational habit.

Sonic. If not for the fact that, as we all know, the music was unbelievable.

Anyone get the FourFourTwo with each league club's Best & Worst players? It wasn't bad, nice to see John Sheridan get his due for the Owls, Though Chris Woods isn't nearly as bad as the shitters we've had recently. Jon Beswetherick, Craig Armstrong, Kim Olsen come to mind...How about your club?

The name of my firstborn is settled.

I would photograph my ridiculously feminine wrists, but I cannot be fucked. The rest of me is large, so I feel Snitsky's pain.

Swell - ...WELL? It's grown on me a lot. Maybe it is a great 90s American recording after all.

If a mod wants do absolutely anything with my post count, I insist they do. I've been feeling a bit left out and I pay no attention to the number anyway.