PLAGIARISM!

Well done to Mark Beevers on his Championship Apprentice award. Starting at centre half week in week out, just turned 18, going to be bloody good. And now Wood's back to partner him we've got three clean sheets in a row. I've become a big fan of our youth coach Sean Macauley, had us playing well in his brief caretaker spell and has obviously been doing something right, with Spurr, Beevers and Wood all academy products in the first team. Wish we'd produce a sodding striker though!

Shatner > John

I can't watch this guy, never liked any of his stuff. Just awful.

Entirely accurate.

The panel says home win. COME ON

Fortunately it got postponed again! Our pitch can be useful like that sometimes. Ben Sahar's still not made up his mind, I'm all for him coming, but can't shake off the feeling that he gives the impression of a spoilt little shit.

I know they'd set their standards as a band pretty high by the time of Curtains, but I don't think it quite gets its due. 'Rented Rooms' and 'Bathtime' are particularly great.

Oh my christ, if we don't beat Coventry on tues I think we're fucked

Boo-urns.

Didn't see the game, by all accounts we were shocking. These are some rough days. I can't take another relegation.

Cripes, I didn't know he'd left. I'd like him to do some solo stuff though.

In far, far shitter news Glenn Whelan has joined Stoke, which can fuck off and means we're going to be in a real scrap for sure, despite my rating Kavanagh (who's returned), our midfield just won't have enough energy if we're playing him alongside Wallwork. O'Brien may have to move back into the centre with Esajas on the left, which could be fine, but one injury could really fuck things up.

Last night was the best Morrissey gig I've been to thus far.

GBV's Alien Lanes has had a lot of spin in the last month or so.

I'll take Enoch, rather him than the other option (Welsh semi-detached house John Hartson).

Little cwybaby

I like Graves era Misfits. Better comedy band than punk band.

We should have been more than a goal up at half time. We were so knackered by the end that I didn't expect much, but why Lunt took a pen after completing approximately zero passes I don't know. We needed a break really so I'm not too upset.

Coachella does indeed look like a shit factory. I might have rounded up a few to go over there this year as well. Bleh.

I'm aware it's been discussed fairly recently, but Bryan Ferry's 'A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall' is fucking tits as well.

Oh My God, saturday was incredible. Laws' goal celebrations will live LONG in the memory, especially as that useless twat Robson could have sent a cardboard version of himself for all the passion he had.

Embarassing. 'Now all we need is Shearer as assistant, £25m and some quality players and we'll break the top four, what he's done at other clubs is irrelevant'. I haven't fabricated any part of that, it's the kind of crap that flooded sky sports news yesterday.

Wednesday are going to be right in it come the end of the season. I think there's enough teams to go down before us, but only just. If Jeffers and Sodje had been able to get any number of games together I think they'd be a really good partnership by now. Clubs have also realised that we have to sell Whelan now for a pittance or lose him in the summer for nothing, as he ain't signing a new deal, hence bids of £400k for a player worth at least £1m.

This always gets me for some reason.

I hope he didn't have that Anubis tattoo because of Stargate.