PLAGIARISM!

Well, considering Hardcore Holly, Bradshaw and Nathan Jones have all been recently shoved into demi-main event status, I don't hold out much hope for this guy surprising me, but would you think Brock Lesnar had any serious potential judging solely on his first 2 (or even first 10) televised matches?

I'll point out this sure as hell isn't the first favourite bassist/drummer threads we've had. Anyway... Bass - Claypool, Butler, Entwistle.... Drums - the DEP lad, Tim Alexander and Dale effing Crover.

Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds - Tupelo. I've had my proverbial dick up his ass all week. Found The Birthday Party's John Peel sessions a few days ago. Marvellous. RELEASE THE BATS! YEEEEARGH! etc.

Whilst I enjoyed Frank Black this time round as well, his gig to promote 'Dog In The Sand' two years back is still my favourite concert of all time, and in a completely different league. The setlist seemed absolutely HUGE, God knows how he managed to cram in so much solo and pixies material.

Here in the UK channel 4 just did another top 100 list, this time of scary moments in TV and cinema, and The Shining beat The Exorcist for the top spot. I'm not convinced, not only is the possessed chick freakier, the vision of the demon's face is terrifying. I think the performances in The Shining were better though. The Ring was about no. 6, and good god, the seamless transition of Sadako crawling through the screen into the room is still absolutely unbelievable. Jaws was no. 3, which I can understand for the time period but time has NOT been kind to that one for shock value.

I certainly would give The Shining the edge as a better film, but as I said it's more the vision of the demon's face that creeps me out. I can see how The Shining would scare more people. 10. Nightmare on Elm Street 9. The Omen 8. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 7. Halloween 6. Ring (my no.1) 5. The Blair Witch Project 4. Alien 3. Jaws (hmmm) 2. The Exorcist 1. The Shining http://channel4.com/film/newsfeatures/micr...s_100-91_1.html I like no. 100.

God no. We all know he'll do it, but after giving WMXIX a second viewing the other day, the guy was visibly in AGONY by the end, and only really took three uranages. It was kind of sick to watch.

OK, maybe The Thrills deserve a harsher sentence than Jet. Maybe. I'd rather listen to U2, and given my utter, undying hatred for every single thing they have ever done, that's saying a lot. They might even have a lower talent to money ratio than Coldplay, I haven't decided yet.

It would probably be revoked as punishment for at least half of their last album though. I push to grant them tax-exempt status.

I really hope you're talking about the band. No, we surf around inside AWK's ass. That band saved my musical life, seriously if I hadn't discovered them through Beavis and Butthead when I was 12 I'd probably still be listening to Oasis.

I've begun collecting pictures where my face is obscured, one brilliant one where I'm taking the photo, and there's a mirror behind the subjects so my face is the flash from the camera. And another of my back, as I was taking a piss.

They deserve to be in a South American prison. That'd be 'fun' for me.

i'm working late, I doubt they'll let me wear a costume there unfortunately. I'll just do it anyway the night after.

Jericho should appear to start falling for her, ie refusing to conchairto her or whatever, and then just do it eventually and laugh his ass off, pretending to cry and such. I hate Jericho as a face, really I do.

Me and the UK folks at the butthole surfers forum are considering a pilgrimage.

False.

As of 02:18am, GMT on 27/10/03. 1. Sparks - equator 2. XTC - Frost Circus 3. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Deanna 4. Pulp - Do You Remember The First Time? (people are always shocked I love that one so much) 5. Tom Waits - Crossroads Just for the hell of it. They wouldn't be in my list all the time but I love em. Nighty night.

Could you smell his fear? I think he was just as mortified at being in Urban Outfitters (an overpriced clothing store for hipsters) as I was. Or maybe not. I mean, he was dressed like a Strokes reject. Also, Keith Morris (of Circle Jerks and Black Flag fame) is a really short dude. I had no idea. Man, he could probably be the strokes' dad. I was surprised at Andrew WK's lack of odour, when I lifted him aloft.

I read page 1, I read page 21, I couldn't tell the difference.

They're in a perfect position to introduce more innovative matwork into the smackdown style, with Eddy and two amateur champions high on the card. That's what bugs me about the endless suplexes. They are toning them down though, maybe they'll try focusing on variation in that area instead. But I won't hold my breath.

Batista really did look cool as Leviathan. Why the hell that gimmick was scrapped I have no idea.

It's mainly the chorus of the street spirit cover that gets the moshpit to stop and applaud. That's how they won over my radiohead obsessed friend who was geared up to hate it.

The Austin matches are my favourites, with Benoit at WMX7 and rumble 2k3 not far behind. 2001 overall.

I shudder just thinking that people have enough time on their hands to doctor photos of Lance effing Cade.

Residents - God In Three Persons.