PLAGIARISM!

Legitimate LOL. First in a while.

I have an inexplicable gap on the left side of my face where nothing grows. The rest is pretty much fine, but that goatee I have with the gap in the middle is a development of the natural growth.

Not an adjective, but I saw an album with a sticker on it reading: 'A ONE-MAN BALLAD MACHINE!'

"Freak-outish"

It's fine for the sea, but I am more demanding than the sea.

Incredible achievement by Hodgson, even though I have no real love for Fulham and their minimal fanbase, composed mainly of visiting actors. McBride and Bullard make them a different team, with those two even Sanchez might have stood a chance. If Hodgson can get Steven Davis back next year that'll be a big plus as well.

I don't do hipster irony Uber-goofy "Metal is serious business" leather-clad image notwithstanding, they have several good songs, although they haven't done anything worthwhile since the early 90's also, Manowar is one word also also, real men play on ten "If you're not into metal, you are not mah friend!"

I'd disagree, Rain Dogs is surely the place to start, as that one covers all the bases as well, but its also his best album. Alice has always been a favourite of mine too. Probably Swordfishtrombones next, then maybe you're ready for Bone Machine.

Yes, and how dare you all celebrate your screamer of a winning goal like that. It's just not on. We've still not been taken over.

My favourite solo ever is in a Butthole Surfers b-side, 'Day of the Dying Alive'. I dug it out the other week. Majestic.

Very close. Palace are my tip. I don't mind saying it, Warnock's the manager of the season.

If only to update you on our takeover situation. We've not been taken over yet.

I hope that his European leg comes to fruition, and that there's more than one date here, as the demand for tickets last time was obscene, ended up being £200 for the back row of the circle or somesuch shit.

I'd recommend their previous, The Warning, and Coming on Strong over Made in the Dark.

Four Fucking One!!! Elation. Now someone give us some money so we don't go down like a stone next year!

Would Nelson's fence-mending eggs bear fruit? Or would the olive branch of peace be hacked apart by woodpeckers of mistrust?

Well that's my day ruined

I guess collecting termites with a twig doesn't count as hunting with a tool then. Still, well done, apes.

Son of Dave - 03. Obviously he'll always struggle to capture his live show on record, but the songs are much stronger than 02, with 'Hellhound' being particularly cool.

Chris Brunt! Legend. Looked great when he came on, even ignoring the goal his delivery was brilliant, though the rest of WBA were utterly underwhelming.

Result of the year on sat. WBA killing Soton and Stoke killing Leicester aren't as nailed on as they might seem though, so let's not do anything daft against Norwich at home in the last game.

Is that the recent Hollywood gig (the bonus disc on the new compilation) or the original one? The version of 'National Front Disco' on the recent one included a Springsteen-style piano, which was fun.

In other news, various sources claim that our takeover will happen next week. Please God, I've not no other positives on the horizon.

Heh, rough crowd.