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So now that there is an Emmy award for... ugh... Reality TV shows, does this mean that pathetic brand of television programming is here to stay? Shoot me now.

From 411Mania.com: Tommy Dreamer pinned Jimmy Yang in a great match. Huge pop for Dreamer. Dreamer won with the evenflow DDT and Yang sold it "RVD" style, as he got planted on his head and did a headstand for want seemed like 4-5 seconds. Awesome. Wasn't Yang originally one of the many pickups from the wCw buyout? I wonder if this is a proper tryout. Lord knows SD! needs more talented Japanese cruiserweights to bury in the name of Undertaker's push for SurSer.

"Feel feel feel... feel the heat" Incidentally, the other song Dirk tried to record, "You got the touch/you got the power" is the theme song from the Transformers movie. Hilarious!

Did anyone notice during Lita's return the way she kept biting on her tongue, like she was trying to keep some tobacco between her cheek and gums? Really weird. Perhaps it's a tongue stud thing, or maybe an exacerbation of that lisp problem she supposedly has.

One can only hope. Lost in all this is the trauma that was caused to the child who owned the kitten, much less the 19 or so other children who witnessed it. That's an image that probably won't leave a child's mind for a long time. Methinks he needs a good Rochambeau session.

According to my FFL: Maddox: 19 pts. Garcia: 23 pts. Let the gunslinging begin!

I hate their half-assed approach to the S&M gimmick right now. Sure, Shaniqua gives them a few whacks with her riding crop, and she makes them lick her boots, and wow, their lame-ass finisher is called the "ball-and-gag". I better go buy my tickets now! (sigh) If they were serious about the gimmick, there are so many ways they could do it. Make them masochists in the ring. Have them absorb a ton of punishment from their opponents and come up smiling. Do the Gimp mask-Killer Bee switcheroo to the fullest. Have them do beatdowns after every match, each one more "sadistic" than the last. That kind of stuff will get a reaction from the crowd. The watered-down B&D bullshit they're doing now will only serve to keep them on Velocity once Shaniqua finally breaks away from them. And I like Polish's idea of "marking" their victims with a ball gag after every win. That shit would go over like gangbusters, especially in a video montage like the FBI's "Whacked" segment.

You must not be watching Heat and the ton of suck that is Jindrak and Cade.

Henry pulled off an SSP?!?!? No whey!

Especially now that their valet is getting a semi-god push as the next Chyna.

Let's think about this for a second. Victoria goes into the "match" with a semblance of heat, derived from her acknowledged rings skills and her stint as Women's champ. She then gets unceremoniously schoolgirled by an octogenarian, all to a rousing display of apathy from the crowd. Then, she delivers a half-hearted beatdown to Moolah, only to be interrupted by Hunter Lite, who then leeches whatever heat was left in Victoria and beats down the old crone himself. Victoria is then left to leave the ring in the shadows while Orton attempts to get a reaction from the audience (to no avail). Tell me again how this didn't make Victoria "look bad or weak"?

I can definitely appreciate it. The story plays out like the ultimate teen angst letdown: guy helps girl get over jerk, guy thinks he has chance with girl, girl goes back to jerk, guy drives off into the night utterly dejected, cue sad song, fade to black. Just like life. Plus there's copious amounts of gratuitous '80s-style nudity. Just like life. I think it's coming out on DVD soon, if it's not out already.

Shane can jump from high places! Feh.

He should have left a long time ago. The wrestling ring is for wrestlers, not stunt monkeys who just happen to have blood ties to the boss. This whole "feud" with Kane is pointless. What does it say about Kane when he beats Shane, someone who doesn't wrestle? Oooh... maybe he'll go after Terri. Or a stage hand. Or maybe he'll torch JR again. That first time sure did wonders for his career, didn't it? RAW is officially off my radar screen. Praise Lurline for Monday Night Football. Have fun spin doctoring the PPV.

Yeah, that's the one. Good little match.

I recall London appearing on Velocity a while back against somebody... possibly John Cena. He pulled out some nifty stuff, like a backflip dropkick and other stuff. He missed a picture-perfect SSP (Kidman should hang his head in shame) and got pinned. Decent stff. although I share the consensus mindset that London is doomed to be fed to and regurgitated out of the dreaded WW_ Equalizer.

I think you mean "when" he dies. It's inevitable.

I'll never forget his performance in Sling Blade. And of course, having been raised in the era of the Electronic Babysitter, I will always remember Jack Tripper fondly for introducing me to the notion that a guy can have two girls at once. Godspeed.

"Sugar Shane" sounds like the name of a Chippendale's dancer. Sorry, but no.

[Captain Obvious] Maybe it's *Stacy's* lipstick… [/Captain Obvious] Or perhaps he got popped in the mouth and busted a lip hardway. I didn't watch any of that pathetic segment, so I don't know if Test was involved with any fisticuffmanship.

Colour me ecstatic!!! This is a song about a superhero named Tony It's called Tony's theme…

Amen.

Now you've done it!

From 1wrestling: Spike Dudley was not hurt last night on RAW when La Resistance dropped him incorrectly from the ring to the floor. He was supposed to go through the table, but La Resistance blew the spot. This will obviously not help the legit heat that currently resides between the Dudleyz and La Resistance. The general feeling backstage is that La Resistance does not deserve the push they are getting.

Ash Irvine?!?!?