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TESTIFY! Brother Devon is starting to look like Ahmed Johnson. [ joel gertner]From the Southern Baptist Church of Deadleeville he is.....svet, chisled, smooth, and jakkkkkkkkk'd 235 lbs. Brother Devon[/joel gertner]

Chris Simms needs to tape & super glue his thumb back together.

#28 runs for the TD.

Sting, Vampiro, ICP, the Misfits, Dale Torberg to invade TNA and taking all of the gold.......oh yeah Shaggy 2 Dope for X division champion, KISS Demon & Vampiro for tag team champs, and Sting for NWA champion. Sting vs Dale Torberg in a home run derby. Or they can have Sting vs Raven vs Jeff Hardy to see who is emotionally unstable. Sting puts over Monty Brown and DA POUNCE in a injury angle.

Why is it snowing on the top of the screen?

The person who portrayed Doink the Clown was the same person who was Mr. Wrestling III. It was so obvious that even the drunks knew it and started chanting "We want Bozo" during the Mr. Wrestling III match. Considering the show was only $10 I think I got my moneys worth....the actual in ring action was not that great but considering that everybody was students of Rudy Gonzalez or Manny Fernadez it was a good show. What did make the show good was the crowd reaction during the show. One side was the drunks in the heel section if you will that tried to start chants like "We Want Bozo", singing the song "stand by me", and the TNMT Turtle song by Vanilla Ice "Go Ninja Go" and even starting the wave! On the other side was the kids all under the age of 10 always cheering for the faces and running up to the good guy after the match. I myself was in somewhere in the middle either cheering for the heel yelling "Cheat to Win" and saying no when the ref asked if somebody pulled the hair. The crowd was hot for every match no matter how bad the match was because they were either a drunk yelling out stupid shit or kids cheering for the good guy as they should. And then there were the people in the middle just laughing their ass off to the reaction to the people cheering or booing. Tis was a great show and well worth the $10. The best match of the night was by a guy that had "Rock & Roll Ninja" on the back of his siglet vs a guy who was billed from the local town and had braids that looked exactly like Evan Karagious. The "heel section" in its drunken stuper started singing the TNMT Vanilla Ice song, some teenager yelled "Evan Karagious sux" and I did the RVD thumb taunt to the guy in the siglet. Appearently it got to the guy and he demanded the mic and made some comments attacking the crowd "Highschool football here is a joke". In the main event it was Rudy Gonzalez vs Manny Fernadez but before the match there was a 10 bell salute for their "friend" Eddie Guerrero...everybody stood up to respect our favorite luchador.....it was cheap heat but it had to be done.

Who is using Doink the Clown gimmick in the indies today?

Finisher of the Year: Death Sentence (AMW) - IMO every tag team needs a double team finisher Knockout of the Year: Gail Kim - Gail Kim could be better used if she was a valet for somebody who actually needs the help X Division Star of the Year: Samoa Joe - Samoa Joe much like Gail Kim has a look that seperates them from the stale crowd of nobodies Tag Team of the Year: TEAM 3D - hey at least TEAM 3D adds new life to the tag team division....let us prey they putover the local talent Who To Watch in 2006: Austin Aires - Austin Aires can be something special if he gets time to develop a character on the mic and tv Memorable Moment of the Year: Rhyno wins the title - I am probably the only person that thought Rhyno could be a decent champion Match of the Year: AJ Styles vs. Samoa Joe vs. Daniels - Daniels can do no wrong. Feud Of The Year: AJ Styles and The Fallen Angel Mr. TNA MVP 2005: Samoa Joe - Its not about weight limits its about talent...

So when is Mr. Comcast going to tell us how the cable company business really works?

Its a popularity contest and Yao has the whole nation of China voting for him. I am sure that Elton Brand will make the team as the coach's pick .

Alex Shelley and Michael Bently are the top suspects.

Mo or Deron Williams, Sam Cassell, Jason Terry?

I have a question.... Was that John Cena?!?!?!

I would read a book or play a RPG or watch Pasions if I wanted a story, me no likey the story, me likey the TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION!

What I wish would happen Edited for reality.

If you want to watch the pure insanity of The Juice go watch the XPW show Fallout. Juvi does a promo in a drunken stuper that he needed subtitles.

It should be hair vs mask.

Samoa Joe needs to win the NWA title and throw it down proclaiming the X title to be the true championship belt! The secondary title for the midcard can be either the North American or Southern or TV championship belt.

Don't worry people will jump on the DETROIT BASKETBALL bandwagon when the playoff picture becomes clear. If nothing else you got John Sally from FSN to pimp them everyday but nobody really watches that channel so it won't be as big as the Lakers or Shaq bandwagon. They got all skill and no personality.

Is that DJ Qualls in the back?

Its a boring team, who exactly is going to give the soundclips for the media other than Rasheed? At least the Spurs has the Desperate Housewife dating Tony Parker. Chauncy, Rasheed, Ben, Tayshaun, Darko need to hit the talk radio circuit and shows on ESPN.

Why exactly would Vince McMahon want to buy TNA? Doesn't make much sense. Its obvious that WWE can't create its own talent so it has to buy whoever is hot in the indys......Morphoplex made Trinity look hot....oh and Alex Shelley is going to record everything with his fancam.

Montages of sneak attacks set to "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand? Hire Jeff Hardy again. They have a drug testing policy now so that won't work. 1. Edge & Lita need to do the love triangle angle with Stevie Richards & Victoria and Snitsky & Tomko 2. Sign british talent to work either with The Cure or The Smiths gimmick 3. Boogey Man must be champion 4. Blue Collar comedy from The Rhodes Family 5. Gregory Shane Helms heel turn

The Final Solution: Stephanie must leave the company.

Kurt Angle and Big Show in a remake of Twins would get my $$$.