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    2007 Spring Training: The Thread

    I'm predicting that Joel Zumaya will be the closer by June unless he does something stupid like get "tired arm syndrome" by playing too much Guitar Hero.
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    Impact Spoilers through LockDown

    And the follow up to the "exclusive" Paparazzi Cam interviews was to have Shelley lose every single match so Nash moves on to "help" Austin Starr learn how to lose matches then "help" Sonjaya Dutt decide which gas is better and now "help" Lethal get over by being goofy... OHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Nash has saved the division from itself.
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    The OAO PRIDE vs UFC Fantasy-Booking Thread

    Cause I want to see them fight in the octagon under UFC rules and/or Pride rules in the ring they gotta give the rematch a new spin to it.
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    OAO 3/29 Impact Thread

    Is there a roof for the cage if so somebody has to do the Sid powerbomb from Wargames!
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    OAO WrestleMania 23 Thread-April 1st, 2007

    So who was the old man that was pushing Vince around?
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    Impact Spoilers through LockDown

    It's from the WWF era where Savage was fighting Crush so no I do not think it is funny.
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    Impact Spoilers through LockDown

    How is TNA suppose to build new stars when all they do is promote stupid comedy gimmicks that has a shelf life of a few weeks? These stupid gimmicks aren't going to make Lethal, Starr, Sabin overnight stars nor will it get the fan to buy merchandise. There is no money in it nor is there any future with it. Its basically a SNL skit that gets a laugh then is forgotten the next week.
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    Impact Spoilers through LockDown

    What you call a major push via comedy angle I call a burial.
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    The OAO PRIDE vs UFC Fantasy-Booking Thread

    ABSOLUTE FIGHT NIGHT for PRIDE, HONOR, RESPECT: from the Staples Center of LA in front of a crowd of standing room only 200,000. The event opens with Cirque Du Soleil: Quidam and then a performance of Taiko Kumi-Daiko traditional japanese drums then we go to out host Bas Rutten, Stephan Quadros, Mike Goldberg, Joe Rogan. Quadros: Welcome to the very first of many joint ventures between UFC and Pride Bas: You just got to be here to witness the spectacle of the opening production Rogan: WOW OMG WTF IS THIS!?!? Bas: The typical Pride FC opening Rogan: YOU ARE MY HERO! Bas: Yup Goldberg: And now we go to the Parade of Combatants *out comes the fights on the raised entrance ramps* *j-pop star yells out the names* Randy Couture, Fedor Emilianenko, Andrei Arlovski, Antonio Rodrigo Noguiera, Tim Sylvia, Mirko Cro-Cop, Josh Barnett, Mark Hunt, Chuck Liddell, Quintin Rampage Jackson, Tito Ortiz, Shogun Rua, Wanderlei Silva, Dan Henderson, Matt Hughes. Goldberg: tonight on this supercard the rules of the octagon are as follows knees and elbows are allowed but not on a down opponet on all fours, there will be no "soccer kicks" or "jumping stomps/kicks". It will be three five minute rounds and incase of championship title matches it will be five rounds of five minutes. Rogan: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING LOOK AT THE TALENT OUT THERE THIS IS INSANE! Bas: Yup Quadros: The hardcore fans have been dreaming of this forever and now it begins now we find out who is the truly the best Heavyweight in MMA. the card: Randy Couture vs Fedor Emilianenko Andrei Arlovski vs Antonio Rodrigo Noguiera Tim Slyvia vs Mark Hunt Mirko Cro-Cop vs Josh Barnett Chuck Liddell vs Shogun Rua Rampage Jackson vs Wanderlei Silva Dan Henderson vs Matt Hughes
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    TSM Fantasy Baseball 2007

    Bah, I doubt that Deep Thought was going to pick before midnight anyway so I waited all day ooops....sending some ghost picks to MJ just incase.
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    EliteXC to run MMA in USA in front of 92K fans

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdI_90sX-1E Choigasms indeed.
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    OAO WrestleMania 23 Thread-April 1st, 2007

    Save your money for the rematch at Backlash
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    South Park: Season 11

    Didn't Grey's Anatomy have the operating room blowup from a bomb inside someone?
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    Impact Spoilers through LockDown

    I was under the impression that the wrestling match itself was to get the guys over not using crazy stupid cheesy angles that the main eventers had been doing since the beginning of time.
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    TSM Fantasy Baseball 2007

    Mike Stanton, Pitcher, Reds
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    EliteXC to run MMA in USA in front of 92K fans

    Belly-to-Belly su-play takedown then ground & pound for the win?
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    EliteXC to run MMA in USA in front of 92K fans

    So should I expect Brock Lesnar to destroy the Korean giant in the first round? So who is on the K-1 card McDonald, Smith, Hoost?
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    OAO WrestleMania 23 Thread-April 1st, 2007

    All I remember was Undertaker taking one of Khali's chops and selling it like death....I nearly died laughing. And I also remember Khali getting taken out of his own gimmick bamboo cage match the day of the event for whatever reason. If they didn't have faith in him then why exactly his he at wrestlemania?
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    OAO WrestleMania 23 Thread-April 1st, 2007

    I'm under the opinion that the only way to make a Khali match look half way decent was if they made the match a dog collar chain match with the stip that the winner has to touch the four corners.
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    TNA Superstar Returns Tonight

    There is a long list of current active wrestlers in TNA that are better at the interview/promo than J A Double F J A double R E Double T..
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    Impact Spoilers through LockDown

    So they are just going to forget about Austin Starr?
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    Zuffa Buys PRIDE

    The evolution into full blown McMahonism is almost complete: 1. Buy out the competition 2. Dominate the PPV market 3. #1 program on the cable channel 4. Is a focal figure on the tv program 5. "Celebrities" are always at the events The only thing missing is if they have a power struggle on tv between himself and Takada in some sort of pop culture battle where Takada is "M. Bison" and Dana White as I don't know someone like "Geese Howard". Are there more plans to completely bury Tim Slyvia if so then losing to Paulo Cesar "Giant" Silva would be a good thing.
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    Impact Spoilers through LockDown

    Damn you Nash!
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    OAO WrestleMania 23 Thread-April 1st, 2007

    TSM are you pondering what I'm pondering why is Wrestlemania using the subtitle All Grown Up? Is Mr. McMahon a huge mark for Rugrats or what?
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    oAo ECW on Sci-Fi 3/27/2007

    Fit Finley is going to kill the Hardy Boys on Sunday.
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