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    Cheesiest DVD in your collection

    Sweet Sweetback's Badasssss Song I'm Gonna Get You Sucka Drunken Tai Chi The Smokers Bruce Li movies Wrestling Slams Iron Monkey 2 Sponge Bob Squarepants HALLOWEEN
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    He hate Me

    He Hate Me is no Steve Tasker, but after a few more seasons like that he could be something more than just the guy who was in that other league.
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    Paul London to debut this Weekend

    Maybe this time Paul London will get the big break, maybe just maybe he could be perceived as a middleweight wrestler like Matt Hardy, Guerrero, Beniot and not as cruiserweight fodder for Big Show, Brock, A-Train, Bradshaw to squash.
  4. 'Cause E1vis and Eric Clapton were white and white is right. I believe the Phil Collins & Bone Thugs song was better myself. Because the orginal artist (Phil Collins) was only singing the hooks.
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    What is a suplex?

    A German is just a verticle from the waist position and throwing the opponet backwards.
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    Portable File Storage

    Get the one with the cheaper medium. How much can be saved on a flash card?
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    Top 5 *LEAST* favorite wrestlers.

    The bottom 5: 1. Chuck Palumbo - No this big waste of space has been the WCW version of Billy Gunn. Chuck has been the tag team champ with more than one partner who has to carry the match for him. Chuck was the weakest member of the Natural Born Thrillers, it took Jindrak and O'Haire to match watchable. Then during the Invasion Chuck & NBT partner were thrown into a mini feud with the APA. If it was not for Bradshaw's LARIATOOOOO From Hell the matches were crap. Chuck Palumbo has the worst Superkick I have ever seen. Hell I have witness everybody from the likes of Justin Credible, Lance Storm, Marty Jennety, Hogan, Nash, Big Show do better kicks than this bum. 2. Mark Henry - Now, I ask what has this big fat bastard done in the WWF? Bad acting about incest, strong man act, black militia activist.......well nothing to really remember. I never heard anybody say do you remember back in the day when Mark Henry had that MOTY with D-Lo or the day when Henry joined Teddy Long's stable and made it an unstoppable monster group? 3. Billy Gunn - Now I kind of liked the Smoking Guns in the very begining when Jim Cornett was with them. But the day the New Age Outlaws put the Legion of Doom~ in a dumpster, I started to hate him with a passion. The solo attempts at being a star all failed, from the Honky Tonk Man V2 days to The One to Mr Ass all went nowhere. Not even the King of the Ring mega push worked. 4. Coach - I used to watch Heat alot and had suffered thru the days of Jackie and Lita as his co-host. Again D-Lo Brown had to KEEP IT REAL and carry a bum to something watchable. The day D-Lo left Heat all of the stupid jokes and catch phrases meant nothing......but that did not stop Coach from trying the same material with the women co-host. As for the heel turn well it did improve the character but anybody could look good mocking good ol JR. Jonathan Coachman is not a good announcer and he is not a good actor in teh Sports Entertainment world. Coach is not I repeat not STUART SCOTT......well maybe he is because the weakass use of hip-hop catchphrases are killing me and my ears. 5. Pierroth - This luchadore somehow has made CMLL unwatchable. This luchadore somehow thinks that his puertican army is a reason to watch CMLL. This army has taken the show under hostage and will not leave. If it is not the endless matches vs the mexican cowboys in black (sometimes orange) its against a member in this army who turns. Not only will Pierroth win masks but he will also win hair matches! You want to know why luchadores never really taken off in WWF? Well in the 90s when a deal was worked out it was F'N Pierroth with his slow ass who took a preceived fast paced wrestling style and turned it into a slow brawl, he F'N won with a powerbomb on WWF tv. This killed any and all interest that the marks would of had at the time when Rey Mysterio was flying around and turning heads in WCW.
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    Paul London to debut this Weekend

    How soon before he gets squashed by A-Train?
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    Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    I never want to die from a killer pie to the face...
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    Rey Mistero's Dildo

    Looks like Rey Mistero & Tajiri is going to join La Parka in that Viva Va Voom indy circuit in Cali.......
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    the new south rappers

    "I like Dem Girls" is a funny video by Lil Jon. What is more entertaining than Lil Jon expressing his love for the ladies of all sizes. Lil Jon and Eastside boys Ying Yang Twins Three 6 Mafia Project Pat Youngbloodz Are the keepers of the crunk. The 1st rapper that I heard used the phrase was Three 6 Mafia in the song "Tear the club up" and that was years ago like 1998 then all of a sudden Lil Jon started getting heavy play on BET and started doing talk shows like Tom Green explaining what CRUNK is.
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    the new south rappers

    wtf is 'crunk'? Isn't that the big purple Hulk rip-off in Dexter's Lab? Apperently it is getting drunk and yelling the lyrics to a song in the club, Lil Jon is the public authority of all things Crunk And don't forget your pimp goblet and magic stick playa.
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    Sammy vs Capcom

    Mortal Kombat should be in one of these vs games. The greatest vs that never will be is/was Virtual Fighter vs Tekken.
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    More signings

    The only way that they can escape teh s uck is if they goto Smackdown.
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    Jumping the Shark

    The new Joey or is it just Joe Lawerence King of the House or something show sucks but the same can be said about almost all WB shows. Don't really like Whoopi or the new Ellen talk show either.
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    More signings

    Great more peeps that look like Brock, Batista, Palumbo, Jindrak, Ortan.....
  17. I don't think they were argueing if it use good sampling but rather that it was a good cover song. Either way I did not like it, it was a weak attempt by Aerosmith to try to kick start their career again.
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    SmartMarks Fantasy Hockey?

    I'm in and I know nothing about the Canadian national sport. Representin' Da South~
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    Raw or Nitro?

    It would depend on who was wrestling. I might say neither and watch Cowboys vs Giants.
  20. Blue Monday, Bizarre Love Triangle, Tainted Love. But seriously it must be that damn Peter Frampton song that everybody can remake and it will go platinium "Baby I Love Your Way"
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    The One and Only...

    You know what is fucked up is that somehow the british have taken over the yahoo NFL chatrooms and are singing "American towers are falling down"!
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    Man I'm addicted to these games

    Have you tried the Slam Dunk games? It is also based on anime.
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    BATMAN CAST!

    Ras Al Ghul has to be the guy from The Mummy and Deuce Bigalow movies!
  24. insert the Mario as Freddy Kruger pic here. Hi, Metallica is my favorite band.
  25. insert the Mario as Freddy Kruger pic here.
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