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Lawrence Phillips would pawn his spot.

Just what the WWE needs more Italians with funny names. Maybe this time he can use the name Giovanni Stamboli and be Santillo's cousin or something.

So Lexi Lalas is out of a job then.

Only if a ref available but unfortunately Slick got KO'd in the first hour. Right, but Jeff Jarrett has the final say over everything and you know what that means....next week Lance Briggs will be in the front row. Crashing his Lamborghini into the TNA set? I'd watch that. CRASH TV! literally. Lance Briggs crashes into Kurt Angle's car then Pacman and da Truth steal the tag team belts...but of course the lights were out and the cameras were out of focus so Tenay & West would be like "OMG WHO DID IT!" the whole hour. Since TNA is using the committee of the masters of the clusterfuck you know damn well that the main event would never a match.

Only if a ref available but unfortunately Slick got KO'd in the first hour. Right, but Jeff Jarrett has the final say over everything and you know what that means....next week Lance Briggs will be in the front row.

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I Quit or Loser Leaves Town or old man on a pole for Cena vs Orton.

If Paul Heyman was booking I could see that happening it would start out with the typically Kurt promo then Joe comes out for the rebuttal. Then Scott Steiner starts shooting which of course would upset Rhyno then Rick Steiner comes out to help then Bubba and Devon run-in then McMgs then AJ then Tomko then Christian then Killings. All of this happens in a short 5 minutes until Abyss clears the ring leaving only Kurt Angle in the middle of the ring on his knees begging which sets up James Vanderburg's new monster Mortis who throws a fireball. Don't worry the tape machines were rolling so you won't miss any of the TOTAL NONSTOP ANGLE~

Is it the porn star that looks like Batista or the other guy that looks like Test or is it Max Hardcore?

Is it just the woman who hasn't made it big in the stand up business? I'm pretty sure the other four already had specials on HBO or other cable channels.

If and thats a big if TNA went into promoting wrestling more instead of the over-the-top characters I could see RVD & Sabu vs Sabin & Shelly, Jericho & Christian & Eric Young & Petey Williams as the new Team Canada vs Good ol southern boys of Jarrett/Storm/AJ/Killings, Lesnar vs Joe.

Why? So Jericho can walk Karen's dogs, so RVD can lose in some tag matches, and Lesnar can do shooting star presses off the top of the 6 sides of steel?

Of all of the bird theme teams in the NFL which will be a contender in the playoffs? I'm guessing that Eagles, Seahawks, Ravens get wildcard berths while the Cardinals & Falcons fight over who gets the #1 draft pick.

So how many Pepsi moves does CM Punk have?

If all of the reports are true about this kid racking up speeding tickets at a rate where he is on a first name basis with the Highway Patrol it might take some OJ level defending to keep him out of the slammer. It sounds like he probably needs a little hard time to straighten him out in all honesty. (Too bad the Boss Man is dead). Will CNN, Headline News, Fox News, MSNBC, Extra, ET, the Insider, Perez Hilton, Billy Bush, Larry King, Susan Ross, etc keep us up to date with the second to second happenings of this case? I bet Nick does one day in jail getting released due to being paranoid then does 2 weeks of rehab at South Beach and he prefers baby wipes over charmin when he takes a shit...and I'm just can't wait to see what kind of insight Joanie Laurer has on this.

In the pilot it looked like 3 characters were re-casted and the reason why Dr. Suresh's room was a mess was because the arab terrorists were looking for something.

So when will James Mitchell bring in Abyss's half brother evil twin from another mother and another planet to Orlando? Where art thou Mesias, visa problems?

Lose to Johnny every month until they have a hardcore rules match in a cage where Punk handcuffs Johnny to the cage then delivers the FLYING KNEE HEARD AROUND THE WORLD~

Bah, it looks like I got an easy week so I shall pad the lead.

I'm getting a BYE week for the playoffs have fun fighting for 3rd place.

Relax

So, have his next Titantron directed by John Woo? the soundtrack will be by 50 Cent.

Orton should of soccer kicked Cena in the middle of the ring and the ref should of called the match off at that point. I guess WWE is dead set on having Orton killing the elderly again. Or even better why not make the next WWE Film a remake of Logan's Run and have Randall and Jim Fullerton kill old people.

Maybe he realized that he needed the "frat pack" more than he thought.

Cena's 80's style offense is boring and unbelievable.