Damaramu

What the hell is this movie about!? Oh and.......reading what little tidbits I've read it sounds like it'd piss me off. Little bitches(guys and girls) that act all hardcore and act like they're hot shit and nothing can touch them piss me off. That's why I laugh when I see a movie about a teen acting all hardcore and then they get killed. Serves the biatches right.

Maybe it's due to cable/satallite boxes being so complicated now that you really can't use them without a remote. I'm pretty sure he meant one a regular TV.

ROD! PUT THOSE CIGARS DOWN YOU PERVERT! AND GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ZACK WITH THEM! NO I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD THE LEATHER FEELS ON YOUR BARE ASS! Seriously....why is he following me?

He thinks he's become Mick Foley obviously. I'm waiting for him to challenge the KGB to a Hell in a Cell where if he wins then Natalie is his but if they win then she's their BITCH~! What's funnier is that he pretty much admitted it was all fake with the dream sequence crap. He realized that there was no way to explain himself like he weakly did with the KGB so he just said "It was all a dream!" I'm still waiting for him to be like "It was all fake! I made it all up! You're all so gullible! I fooled every single one of you! HAHAHA! IDIOTS! AHAHAHAHAHA!" And when that day comes hopefully someone has enough sense to ban his ass. Oh and you still haven't explained where you got the largest community of Russian's in America at. Or why your fake girlfriend who is supposedly from Russia speaks perfect English and uses such big words. Actually why does everyone speak like that?

Hmmm........if I hadn't read the SD! spoilers thread then I saw this thread title SD would've been ruined for me b/c you would've given away that Kurt was in some kind of #1 contender situation. Be more careful with the title in the future.

Well I started to play a game against Boston College last night but I realized that I didn't have enough time because I needed some sleep. So I just decided to screw around and do nothing but Hail Mary's for the next few minutes.....it actually worked.....lol. Then my Tight End got injured for 9 weeks so I turned it off and didn't save. Today when I have time I'll play a serious game against BC. It's BC then Bowling Green and then I'm done with my non-conference for this season.

How the hell did the bitch and the model guy make it forward!? Did the chick from hawaii with huge knockers that was a model make it through? Also I just loved the people messing up on their lines and such....and when they'd go "There's to much pressure! I'm nervous! The lights!" Well jackass......what are you going to do in a concert!?!?!?!? Anyways those that I like and hope move on: -Dean Martin -The Rose Bowl Dude(did he play in the rose bowl that OU won against WSU?) -Scooter Girl -The Unchained Melody guy -Clay II -Pen Salesman. I'm really not that keen on any of the female folk from this season. Oh and I thought that 16 year old that was like "You're missing out! This show will suck without me!" just made me want to laugh my ass off. Yes I'm sure all across America people were saying "The spoiled 16 year old bitch didn't make it George! Turn the TV off! My reason for watching American Idol is gone!!!!"

I don't watch Soccer but I know that I'd never play it. Why? It just seems to take so much more skill than any other sport. It looks extremely difficult to do.

Oh I'm just trying to have a positive outlook. I spent the last week in the gym going the whole time "I'm never going to be able to do this." and then I thought "Man I need to be more confident about this." and I figured if I go into the tryout like a man that's determined not to fail I could have a shot. Oh and an OL has to run fast sometimes. You know when I have to run in front of the RB and clear him a path. Or if I'm on special teams I need to be able to get down that field fast enough. Or run fast enough to protect the kick returner. And I just want to play. The scout team may not go down in the record books as part of the team but I'm still putting on the uniform and running plays. Yes I'm not playing a real game or am I getting any glory...but I'm still lining up and doing plays which is all I really want to do. Plus I've always found anything involving tons of physical contact very fun. So being on the scout team and getting the shit kicked out of me is going to be fun for me. Not to mention that Coach Johnson told me that "very few if any spend their entire careers here on the scout team" basically saying "If you make the scout team you may be able to move up one day." So overall.....if I'm just on the scout team I'll be estatic. But it's tomorrow......and if I don't make it tomorrow then I'll be back next year and the year after. Oh and scout team members get 2 free tickets on the 50 yd line to ever game. That's a big plus to being on the scout team as well! I get to go to the games and I still get to suit up and play at practice.

Was it a home game or at ND? Thanks. It was a home game. My QB has these weird moods where he's hot then he absolutely sucks. I have that with my quarterback and then when my quarterback gets on a real role he will get injured and be out for like 4 weeks. Thanks. Ok.....now I feel like you're thanking me for injuring your QB. But in all seriousness.......my team reminds me of the old Raiders and Giants....why? Because my defense is just MEAN. I mean these guys would tackle their own mother if she had the football. I injure about 4 of the other teams players a game. I'm always in the QB and Recievers face's and when they do catch a pass I make them pay for it. I love that........

Back to the drawing board for me. I use big words from time to time. I learned to read at an early age and have just always been blessed with a good vocabulary, so I don't let it go to waste. See? I could've said that in a much more wordy fashion, but chose not to! Progress! I think my real crime is taking the literary devices of junior year and senior year English classes and integrating them into my daily speech. I'll think to myself "Ha! I just used alliteration! And meant to!" or "Now that's some quality symbolism." I suck. Well I'm told that I use big words to......but the difference is........I don't use them about 30 times in one huge run-on sentence! And I'm sure you don't either......rawmvp does....that's why he's a gigantic tool.

Well I talked to Coach Johnson today.....it looks like Thursday is my day. I'm about as physically ready as I'm going to be in this time......so hopefully my heart and enough of my physical attributes will impress them....because I personally am not where I want to be physically.....but I will be by the time the season starts. And if I dont' make it....I'll be back next year. I know within a year I can weigh 300 pounds and bench about that much. It's just that I'll only have 2 years of eligibility left as opposed to 3. Oh well..........I know I won't be nervous during my first game...I'll be to psyched to play......but against Texas, which will be OU's first big game I'll probably be nervous as hell.

So if you had to take them you'd just lay back and let them take the ride? Not hot enough to exert any effort there?

I'm not....oh excuse me that what you find hot I don't. I forgot that beauty wasn't in the eye of the beholder. Excuse me. Whatever......I think Katie is hotter.......

Nice? Hell no. Sorry I've never gone for the Janet.

Angles in the locker room? Did another team ever do a run-in? "Hey what's Las Vegas doing here!? They're not even in this game! OH MY GOD! INTERCEPTION......TOUCHDOWN! IT'S CARNAGE BY GAWD! A PERFECTLY GOOD FOOTBALL GAME RUINED BY THESE SOULESS HEATHENS!"

Shut up or what? You'll write a story about stealing a foreign girl from me because I'm abusive? You'll cry about it? No I think I'll continue to put you down until you stop acting like a complete moron. I wouldn't have a problem if I knew that you knew you were BS'n with us......but I have a feeling you think we actually believe your poorly written love novel. Pathetic.

Was it a home game or at ND? Thanks. It was a home game. My QB has these weird moods where he's hot then he absolutely sucks.

Anyways......I continue my winning streak bringing it up to 16. I faced off against Notre Dame and ended up winning 38-7. Funny thing to....my QB has his worst game of the season so far. He ends up only completing about 25% of his passes....I mean he throws for 244 yds and 3 TDs but that's mainly b/c my WR is so good.....but he had so many passes that he just threw out into double coverage or overthrew or whatever. Plus he threw his first 2 INTs of the season......so I'm thinking....."Oh great...if those perfect games before didn't help him then this game isn't going to do shit for him." Guess what? He's now in the Heisman running....this game never ceases to amaze me.

Yeah there is pretty much a universal criteria on what makes a good wrestler and using that Benoit is leagues ahead of HBK.....sorry dude.......deal with it.

Well I sent my segment in.......I sure hope Malibu got it because if not......*pounds fist*

He was my parole officer......however he realized that his life dream was to become an exotic male dancer so he quit being my parole officer but for some reason he still follows me around and thinks I'm his friend......I think he's gay....I'm not sure, some people tell me he's flaming. Oh and I think he looks like the gay cop off of Reno 911 only tall, buff, and with black hair and moustache.

That is just my thing to say after all of my posts. Thanks. Creepy......... Why? Thanks. It just is.........I have a feeling that if I were to come on here "Hey Drury I fucked your mom and killed your sister!" You'd say "That sucks, Thanks."

But......but.....but.......HE SWORE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

I was wondering why you'd consider anything involving rawmvp......but then again if you turn him down he's going to tell us a long story about how your boyfriend is abusive and treats you bad and you cried that you loved him but your evil TEXAN parents wanted you to marry that guy so they threaten that if he doesn't quit seeing you they'll send their DESPERADO connections after him.......and of course we end with you tied to a railroad track and rawmvp in his world famous leather jacket riding up on a horse to save you. And before you laugh at this rawmvp........I'M MAKING FUN OF YOU. I THINK YOU ARE DUMB AND I AM HAVING A LAUGH AT YOUR EXPENSE. Jesus sometimes I don't think this guy understands this. I think he's one of those half retarded kids that follow people around in school and goes "Oh you guys!" when he's made fun of.