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I loved that fireman episode. Especially when they asked Boomhower about it and everyone spoke like he did and he was very clear and deep "Dang guys...shut up." Oh and the tornado episode was classic for Dale going "Alright tornado.......5 years ago you took my shed!" *hail startings hitting the windshield* "AHH! I give up! Call back your dogs of war!"

I believe that both of the Hardy Boyz were. This was after they'd broken up and now they were back together...or something.

And he'd better kill her in a big battle by accident!!!

I think I said this before but my friend came up with a great idea. Go on the show and act really withdrawn and apathetic. When people are like "Hey. Wanna get in the hottub?" be like "ehhh...whatever...." And when they're all finally like "Why are you so down in the dumps!? Why are you so apathetic?" you say "I killed someone......"

Ok I played a couple of games with Army...they just plain suck. I couldn't even beat fucking Harvard. So I've chosen The Troy State Trojans...maybe I can eventually beat those impersonator Trojans from SoCal. So I come in with a Team Prestige of * and ranked 95. But they went 4-9 last season...so they should be a little bit better than those damn Black Knights. Oh yeah...where is Troy State?

Well there was this past Sugar Bowl. Can't remember when it was...but that was a fucking fumble! LSU got hit and fumbled the god damn ball and the ref ruled it a dead ball. That kind of pissed me off.

Well you're lucky that it happened during regular season play and didn't occur during the Final Four or something.

Well I've decided to go back to Army. Since I just learned to play the game I'm still not as good as I should be. I don't know the proper situations to spin or juke but i'm learning. Usually I just try to power through someone. Plus my passing sucks. But I'm moving on up. Army went 1-11 in 2002 according to this thing(they actually went like 0-12 in real life this season) so I figured if I can go 4-8 or something I can redeem the team a little and move on up with some good recruits.

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): You end up with Zsasz ... and are called "odd" alot... ...but it's only cause they don't know the real you... don't worry... you'll be spitting jokes like the rest of them by Episode 4 or 5 Spoiler (Highlight to Read): I'd better not be gay..........or have any gay innuendo thrown at me with Zsasz.

So what exactly shall happen to me in the first episode? Do I get a hoss love interest that just can't handle the hossness and turns me away?

Eh....I like my in-state team better. I may give Army a chance b/c of the cool name...they have about the same skill level. Choose a small team in Oklahoma then. I did.......the Tulsa Golden Hurricanes.

Yeah where the hell has he been on RAW?

I always enjoyed Jurassic Park Operation Genesis. Nobody really talks about it. Also my friend a few years back found Chrono Trigger....box and all...at Movies Etc. for 10 bucks.

Oh and I'm roomates with JSYK now or something......

Don't worry. My football team blew it too.

Obviously we didn't give him enough time. He couldn't create fast enough. He was creatively gassed. But the demand was so high he just through what he had out to early.

Well, OU is in the Big 12, where good coaches get fired, where winning 9 games is not good enough. After 25 rejections, what are the odds the interim coach from the Alamo Bowl finally gets a phone call. Oh yeah. That Nebraska situation is a fucking joke. Whoever's running the show over there needs his brain checked. Question. If the Big XII was the toughest conference in college football(which it's not) then wouldn't that mean none of the teams would go anywhere in the rankings b/c they'd all be so good they'd be beating one another! Isn't that true?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Dear god! That was without a doubt the stupidest yet funniest thing I've ever read! I had a friend staying the night the other night and he thought it was the funniest thing he'd ever read. Seriously......someone needs to come back to reality.......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Oh and when the fight started I thought I was going to get the awesome storyline where he accidentally kills her in the ensuing battle....DAMMIT!

Oh man some morons calling into the radio today really took the cake. One said "OU should fire Bob Stoops. He's proven that he's a crappy coach and that he can't get the job done!" WHAT!? Let's see......Stoops went what? 8-4 or 9-5 his first season? 12-0 his second season and won the national title. 12-2 in his 3rd season and they won a bowl 12-2 in his 4th season......and the Conference and the Rose Bowl! 12-2 in his 5th season and they made it to the national title game! That sure doesn't look like a crappy coach to me! So what are we supposed to do? Fire every coach that makes it to the National Title game and loses!? That would mean a good coach loses his job every year! Oh I have an even better idea! Let's fire every coach that doesn't win the National Title! That means 116(or 115 like this year) coaches would lose there job!

OU? YOU ARE TRENT NOW~! And you are like Mikey from RECESS... the lovable hoss. (though I promise no ballet or poetry...you can be a bit of a party animal) EDIT: Oh...and you'll actually be stuck with Zsasz You do realize that I also go to OU and may be playing football there next year......correct?

The chick with tits? I'm glad I wasn't the only one to notice those melons.

Eh....I like my in-state team better. I may give Army a chance b/c of the cool name...they have about the same skill level.

So then what do I do in my storyline? Get drunk and cause fights? Run down the hallways after a kegger wearing an OU jersey hooting and hollering?

Ok Army just plain sucks. I decided to go with an in-state shit team. So I picked the Tulsa Golden Hurricanes. Mind you this is at a time when Tulsa wa 1-11 and sucked. Sure they aren't the best team but at least they won more than they lost this season. Hopefully I can do that.