Damaramu

Oh no you don't. Don't try to back track on us now you weirdo.

And with that......I'm off to bed so that Santa may come and give me presents! *Rod whispers to Dama* No Santa!? What are you smoking!? *Rod whispers again* No you may not stuff my stocking! Pervert! *Rod pulls out a bag of stocking stuffers(candy, baseball cards)* Oh.......go right ahead.......... GOOD NIGHT AND MERRY CHRISTMAS! HO HO HO!

I can't! He's a free man now! He's no longer my parole officer! But like I said.......he thinks he's my best friend. And just look at the battle hardened face......could you say no to it?

I can't control him! He goes where he wants! Dammit Rod! Take that mistletoe hat off! Thank god I'm not his type...however he thinks I'm his best friend.......

What's that Rod? Oh he says that you aren't his type. He prefers them small so that he can have his way....god I wish I hadn't of heard that.

*Rod stands by the punch bowl talking it up with Dama, he turns and waves at Munky*

You got your mom/dad Cradle 2 The Grave? That's equally odd and awesome. I'm a fan of the movie, but my dad would think DMX is some kind of bike. Speaking of the parental units, I got mom a coffee basket (made by the owner of Contempo's, my coffee shop hangout since the mid-90's), and Dad is getting Married: With Children Season 1 on DVD. Yeah my mom loves DMX as an actor. She likes some of his music to. So that's why I got it.

Well so far I've gotten: money, a scarf, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea DVD(inside joke), Blockbuster Gift Card, and a Dartboard. I open all the gifts from my parents tomorrow. Hey what'd everyone get there parents? I got them Tomorrow Never Dies DVD, Cradle to the Grave DVD, PhoneBooth DVD, got my dad an Oklahoma State hat(shudders), and my mom a San Fransico 49ers Hoodie.

Well I just found out over at the RoyalBlue that Rod quit the force and is now an exotic dancer. However he likes everyone here so much that he is going to start hanging around more.......*smacks face*.........god dammit.

*Rod starts crying* God dammit Zack! I told you this would happen! It hurts to see a big man cry! What's that Rod? Uh-oh....Rod wants to leave the force and become an exotic dancer! What do you guys think? Good career move or not? * Looks Rod over * Hey whatever gets rid of him, He reminds me of the time I was in the slammer and some guy named Bubba unwrapped my package. Definitely something I DO NOT want to be reminded of. * Goes into bathroom and cries * What's that Rod? *Rod whispers in Dama's ear* Oh shit. He says that he loves this place and he wants to be a regular.....uh-huh...what's that Rod? He says that I'm a free man...no parole.....but he ain't leaving. Damn....now we're stuck with him.

*Holds Rod back* That's the last time I ever do something illegal! I don't think I can handle these damn gay parole officers!

Hey I'm just livening this biatch up! I've been drinking down at The RoyalBlue so I'm getting a little crazy off the bat! *Rod walks in wearing nothing but an ornament.....guess where that's hanging* OH GOD! DO YOU HAVE TO GO EVERYWHERE I GO!?

*runs in wearing nothing but tinsel* PARTY!!!!

*Rod starts crying* God dammit Zack! I told you this would happen! It hurts to see a big man cry! What's that Rod? Uh-oh....Rod wants to leave the force and become an exotic dancer! What do you guys think? Good career move or not?

I really enjoyed this show! Caboose I tried to give you more of a technical edge. You explained why we were doing what we were doing but also condoned my cheating and explained why it was smart. I figured you'd like that. Rest of the show.....excellent. I loved every minute of it. I give it a 9.

Why is JSYK's name pink!?

That's insane. They're lucky to be alive.......some people get crazy over sports rivalries. *remembers what he did to the poor sap wearing an Oklahoma State shirt on the day of the Big XII championship* Yes crazy indeed.......

Dammit.......I wanted to go to the Sugar Bowl. But to buy the school tickets I had to have already had OU Season tickets....that's it next year I'm getting season tickets. Watch OU go to the Rose Bowl or something....I ain't going to California! The Sugar Bowl was closer....*grumble* Anyone going to a bowl? Anyone paid an absurd ticket price? Sugar Bowl tickets are going for as high as 2,000 bucks maybe more.

Hmm........at least I'm not in last place.

Zack.....Rod wants your phone number. I told him you don't swing that way but he looks like he's going to cry. Have you ever seen a man that big cry? It's not pretty!

I said he was 7 feet earlier. But he's actually about 6'8" 280 pounds....all muscle. He's got dark hair and a dark face with a giant moustache. He's either wearing his uniform or........*shudder*.......walking around in nothing but cut off's and cowboy boots......and he's got a hairy chest. He's your stereotypical 70's porn star! Bill Blaxski? It's Braski! And no that's not him......however...........did I ever tell you about the time that that son of a bitch bought a farm? His mule died and he needed to plant some crops! That son of a bitch slapped a saddle on me and made me plow the fields with my ass! TO BILL BRASKI!!!

I said he was 7 feet earlier. But he's actually about 6'8" 280 pounds....all muscle. He's got dark hair and a dark face with a giant moustache. He's either wearing his uniform or........*shudder*.......walking around in nothing but cut off's and cowboy boots......and he's got a hairy chest. He's your stereotypical 70's porn star!

Damn.....OSU is spanking UNM. I think I made the right choice....

Nobody's slandering Johnson! It's libel...it's written.

*wonders around* Now it looks like Rod has wondered off again. Cool.......give me a..........martini. I'm feeling sophisticated tonight.......*Rod wonders up wearing an "I LOVE KOTZ" shirt* Oh and give this guy a Sex on the Beach...it's on Kotz.