Damaramu

Is Rod Saddam Hussein? Anyway, I'll sign. Now, here's your Guiness. No.......Rod's from upstate New York.

Rod says that you have to sign a waiver before i can drink here.......... *Rod stands about 7 feet tall with a giant moustache and dark hair watching Damaramu intently*

*walks in* I got thrown out of Chave's bar over at UGS because I got drunk and attacked the mirror........you think I can get a Guiness? Oh and everyone......meet my parole officer.........ROD~!

I've just realized that this thread needs more of one thing.................CREEPY MOOD RUINING DAMARAMU!!!!!~! *stands in bushes with pants down viewing thread*

Well it was fun....but now I have to go to work. I'll catch up at 6 when I get off. For now I go and fight for the rights of every decent hard working nerd........at Enterprise Rent a Car.....because that's where I work........*runs out the door*

I'm just trying to get you guys to realize that being a nerd isn't a put down or something that should be looked as a bad thing. Yes it is a label but I think it's a funny label and that's why I label myself it.

I've been out of High School for 2 years......maybe I just keep running across the bad crowd. Dammit what is it with me and finding the wrong people. I'm like a magnet for jerk offs.

*pulls out hair* Being a nerd is a good thing IMO! It means that you are a genuine nice guy that is in to whatever thing you're into that society deems "uncool" be it video games, star wars, Anime, Fantasy, D&D, and whatnot. You don't care what they say. You don't care that some people may look down on you for it. Fuck them. You're having fun doing it. You're surrounded by others that are having fun doing it and are having fun with you. You don't need to be "popular" or "cool" because those people aren't genuine anyways. They aren't the kind of people you want to associate with. They're assholes that will turn on each other at the drop of a hat. You don't need that. You've got real friends here. You've got genuine friends in your "nerd bracket" so to speak. So why do you need to be popular or cool(which are just illusions anyways)? You don't. You're a nice guy that is having fun doing what he loves and nobody can take it away from you. That's what being a nerd is to me. NERDS!NERDS!NERDS!NERDS! Hell yeah! Those guys were awesome! See those are the kind of friends you want. They were cool guys that were loyal and wouldn't treat you like shit. The jocks and the popular people were pieces of trash.

I dub it nerdiness because I think it's funny. When I was growing up being called a nerd was like a big put down. It basically said "You're not good enough" and then as I got older I started getting into things that the mass public deemed "nerdy" and I was like "I like this. What's so nerdy about this?" then I met other people that called themselves nerds......but they didn't see it as a put down. They saw it as a funny little way to poke back at those jackasses that tried to use it as a put down. Hell there's even a roleplaying comic named "Dork Tower" and it's hilarious. So I was like "Yeah I'm a nerd.....and I'm proud of it!" so no I don't see it as an insult or anything. I see it as this great thing........being a nerd is just plain awesome. I can't really describe why I choose to call myself that. That's they way I could best put it. See you guys are still following the society standard of "Being a nerd is bad" so that's why you're like "No Dama.....don't call yourself that! Don't put yourself down!" and I'm just like "But I'm not! Being a nerd isn't a bad thing!" See what I'm saying? Don't think of a nerd as something that the general public describes it as.....think of it like I described it........because that's what all nerds are.

*pulls out hair* Being a nerd is a good thing IMO! It means that you are a genuine nice guy that is in to whatever thing you're into that society deems "uncool" be it video games, star wars, Anime, Fantasy, D&D, and whatnot. You don't care what they say. You don't care that some people may look down on you for it. Fuck them. You're having fun doing it. You're surrounded by others that are having fun doing it and are having fun with you. You don't need to be "popular" or "cool" because those people aren't genuine anyways. They aren't the kind of people you want to associate with. They're assholes that will turn on each other at the drop of a hat. You don't need that. You've got real friends here. You've got genuine friends in your "nerd bracket" so to speak. So why do you need to be popular or cool(which are just illusions anyways)? You don't. You're a nice guy that is having fun doing what he loves and nobody can take it away from you. That's what being a nerd is to me.

Bah, see, don't keep that state of mind. As long as you tell yourself you're a "genuine nerd", you'll believe it, and make others believe it too. Girls like confidence, and no girl wants a miserable guy. Stay happy go lucky, stay involved with what you like to do, and take it from there. Don't go changing on account of impressing someone else. That said, I'm not sure telling a girl that your off-hand remarks led to the term "Swandive Buttfuck" being coined is a good icebreaker. I don't think I'll ever court a girl with swandive buttfuck. Wait.......when did this turn into a "let's help Dama get a date!" thread? I don't need one! I'm good like I am. And for the last time...........being a nerd isn't a bad thing! It's a good thing!

I think if you're a genuine nerd, that would explain why you can't get a date. Girl's like at least a bit of confidence. No.......I don't see being a nerd as a bad thing. I see it as a good thing. It's not some thing for losers with no confidence. I wear my nerdiness like a badge of honor. Call me a geek though.......and my fist is going to talk to your face mister. Oh and.......maybe I should slick back my hair and put on my world renown leather jacket.....it worked in rawmvp's romance novel. *thinks for a second* Why am I discussing this? *realizes that he is happy without a girlfriend and actually doesn't want one and hasn't even thought of it until this thread brought it up* Seriously......I like my money..........

*unslicks hair and takes off smarmy business suit* So that's my problem.......... But seriously......I am genuine. Unfortunately I'm a genuine nerd. And I like the way I am. And I'm not going to change because some biatch won't go on a date with me. I've had some girls(of course not as many as some people) but those are the type that like nerds. It's hard to find that type of girl.........they're a dying breed.......*sniff*

Dude, don't shun Mr. Piss like that. He's here too, you know. And this thread has Pure Hotness in it's favor once again, since WJM is online too. Her charms have crossed the seas and into my heart. *puts hand on Zack's shoulder* Dude......do you actually say that stuff in real life? And......how the hell does it work?

Ugh......it's just me and Zack in the thread now...........PUT THAT THING AWAY!

You bastard! Stay away from my mom! And Thumbtack.............WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN YOUR SIG!?!?!?!?!? Pfft. Your mom couldn't cut it. Her knees were shot, and with me, flexibility is key. You'll find her dangling from the trapeze in her room, that's where I left her. Hurry up though. The midgets are probably prodding her with sticks. Midgets!? I've always wanted a midget slave! *runs to find midgets* There's nobody in here.......what's this note? *Dear Son: I've run away with the two midgets. We are going to lead a happy and blissful life on Midget island...I am sorry.* NO!!!! MOMMY!

You bastard! Stay away from my mom! And Thumbtack.............WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN YOUR SIG!?!?!?!?!?

Don't say smooth operator. You remind me of my old boss when I worked at the Mazzio's Call Center. He was a huge asshole and a dork. We got to vote one what the new company t-shirt would say......he ran around telling everyone "Vote for I'm a Smooth Operator! It's funny!!!" The shirts ended up saying it.......and I never bought one.........

Alright....I think I picked TCU!

*stares at Dama* You're a dork. I prefer nerd thank you very much. *turns nose up and walks away*

Well from what I understand the Packers are leading for a Wildcard spot. And if Minnesota loses then they can take over there division and just be a normal team. However the Vikings are facing the Cardinals....unlikely they'll lose. And Dallas is in the playoffs...as a wild card.

Tied for 11th? What's the next bowl?

Hey guys......I think this may be the night......for me and WelshBenoitMark. She looked at me today with much love in her eyes and said "I want to crossface you......in bed.....if you know what I mean." I don't know what that means but it sounds kinky!

Ok post them. All the big urban gaming myths you've heard. Even post frustrating stories of trying to get said thing until you found out that it was fake. Any myths that turned out to later be true somehow? I know there's a lot!

*sniff* Nobody loves me...............wait.......*looks in mirror* I love me.......how you doing big guy?