Damaramu

Lying awake thinking of me, of course. With my kisses inching down her body. Yeah I'm awake tormented by the image of Zack kissing down my body..........oh you meant her.........sorry...........

With bubble bath? I'll gladly add it for you. *is in tree watching hot tub sex scene........* Wait a minute........is that Zack? NO YOU SON OF A BITCH! KEEP THAT TOWEL ON! KEEP IT ON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY EYES! MY EYES! MY EYES! That certainly killed it. Don't blame me! Blame 3 legs over here! Blame me? What did I do? LMAO! POST OF THE DECADE!

*looks back over there* Hell no........*shudders* And WJM......I will not be awake tonight.....*pulls out sleeping pills* Haha.....kiss my ass.

With bubble bath? I'll gladly add it for you. *is in tree watching hot tub sex scene........* Wait a minute........is that Zack? NO YOU SON OF A BITCH! KEEP THAT TOWEL ON! KEEP IT ON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY EYES! MY EYES! MY EYES! That certainly killed it. Don't blame me! Blame 3 legs over here!

With bubble bath? I'll gladly add it for you. *is in tree watching hot tub sex scene........* Wait a minute........is that Zack? NO YOU SON OF A BITCH! KEEP THAT TOWEL ON! KEEP IT ON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY EYES! MY EYES! MY EYES!

*wipes off binoculars* God damn steam.........

You can try to get rid of me.........but I just keep going and going and going! Besides.......I shall have my revenge on those that sent me to prison!

Share the love, Hoff. Dama's still waiting for someone. Actually, no, scratch that. I can't even do that to you in a joking fashion. I have to much respect for you. Dama, you get...uh, er...Mario. There. Hope you like the funky BUTT-luvin'. *kills Mario* Now I shall use his dead body as a trampoline to spring over this wall and to freedom!!!

Pssst.....Hoff.........come to my cell window at midnight.......bring a nail file and I'll have a fresca for you. Don't mind Michael Jackson. He thinks we're kindred spirits now or something.

Think unsexy thoughts.....think unsexy thoughts.......think unsexy thoughts...........THINK UNSEXY THOUGHTS! *image of Zack in a bikini pops into head* There we go........that's better......... *.........it quickly morphs into WJM and CC together* GOD DAMMIT!

Well, if we get bored, we can always switch. So WJM has me Mon., Wed. and Fri., you get me on Tues., Thurs. and Sat., and we flip for Sundays? Me likey. So when do i get Canadian Chick? Whenever you want baby. ::smiles and winks:: *faints* ... And that's why you're in jail. Zacks older than me! Why haven't they put him away yet! *looks at the Warden.....realizes he has a striking resemblance to Zack* God dammit..........

Well, if we get bored, we can always switch. So WJM has me Mon., Wed. and Fri., you get me on Tues., Thurs. and Sat., and we flip for Sundays? Me likey. So when do i get Canadian Chick? Whenever you want baby. ::smiles and winks:: Way-Hey. Sweet. *wakes up* Ok.........*reads post* Oh my........... *faints again*

Well, if we get bored, we can always switch. So WJM has me Mon., Wed. and Fri., you get me on Tues., Thurs. and Sat., and we flip for Sundays? Me likey. So when do i get Canadian Chick? Whenever you want baby. ::smiles and winks:: *faints*

He's a Bona Fide Kiddy Fiddler, take him away Guv. Damn you! I told you! My hand brushed against your ass! I was swinging my arms! I wasn't copping a feel! HONEST!!!! And Zack....sorry buddy but you suck at massages. My neck was sore for a week after you.

*is finally caught by the cops* I NEVER TOUCHED THEM! I SWEAR! THEY SAID THEY WERE 18! 18!!!!!! WJM.........CC...........TELL THEM!!!!!

*is all alone* Dammit why am I the friend? I'm always the friend. Why can't I ever be more? *remembers that the two girls in question are only 16* Ok..........I'm out of here........... *starts running when a cop car pulls up* Cop: FREEZE PERVERT!

Zack.........N*SYNC..............and I looked up to you man.........I am so dissapointed I could cry.

He's ugly and effeminate. And he'll count cybering as real sex and brag to his family about it when they ask why he's never had a girlfriend. THAT's the Scott Keith factor. *pulls out sex tally book* So cyber sex doesn't count as real sex? Dammit....... *rips out all the pages except for one* And I thought I was a player.

*smacks self in head* I knew I should've researched this one.....this is one of those ones where I took a wild guess.

OH DEAR GOD! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!? *pukes* His teeth are a certain shade of yellow, his face looks like a rotting orange with telescopes attached, his hair looks like it was glued on, and are those earrings!?!?!?!?!? The shirts alright though........

Anybody expect rawmvp to make a big post going "I fooled you all! You all bought it!" and we're just like "Umm........we told you you were and idiot when you said it." then he'd say "Oh way to go back on it! You all believed me."

After reading that this has to be brought up again. That story was some of the worst BS that I've ever read.........actually all of it is! I figured you started out really liking this girl and then made a post about it. Once you noticed you had everyone's attention you started to take creative liscense and then just started making shit up. First of all........I'm so sure you had everyone captivated. Because you know when I got to the movies I stare at 16 year old couples and think "Man.......what a great couple. I wonder what they're thinking." Hell no. Plus the description......jesus christ man.......romance novels have less of that fluff. And that's all it was was fluff. Then the bathroom makeout.......umm........umm........dammit I already used the BS meter. And then a mob of unruly teenagers? Were you going to fight them and then in insuing battle you accidentally kill her and her brother vows revenge on you....so you're torn b/c the woman you love is dead yet her brother is after you(yes i stole this from the Rurouni Kenshin OAV's)???? Keep fighting ninja man! Seriously dude........write a book. Because that's where this would all fit. This isn't a real life story......I would say until we find some pictorial proof but I'm afraid you'll post a picture of you and your cousin and say it's you 2.

*Gets mad as you should never abuse a gnome* *tells his mistreated Gnome slaves to hide behind that potted plant before CWM notices*

Can't he get in big trouble for that? Better hope a moral soldier doesn't come along and warn Ebay about that....... *bids*

Actually I think he gets all of the attention for his last name. Same with Eli Manning(most overrated QB in NCAA....hell Miami of Ohio's QB is better).