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Damaramu

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  1. Damaramu

    A Private Message I intercepted

    That would be kind of funny....and I don't know your real names. "Who made you lose it?" "It was Banky! And New Me! And Chave!" "We can't deal with these aliases! What are there real names!" "That is there real names!" What would be even sadder is if there were guys with those names sitting in court..... Plushy Al Logan is going to be my real name soon. Now pick up the fuckin' soap, bitch! *backhands* You pick up the fucking soap you big titted fat fucking son of a bitch! NOW! Is this the same Mighty Damaramaru who said he doesn't like fat jibes because he's sensitive about his weight? If hypocrisy was a 12 inch dildo, this thread whould have a very sore asshole. Yeah hypocrisy's a bitch ain't it?
  2. Damaramu

    Hardyz update

    Does this mean he's dropping the V1 gimmick?
  3. Damaramu

    Skull and Crossbones

    Umm....shut up. I can't be as bad as this unfunny boring fatty can I? Wait...don't answer that.
  4. Damaramu

    Skull and Crossbones

    You're welcome to join us. Mario-registering multiple names on our fairly new board is not a good idea. I already have my friend...I already have.
  5. Damaramu

    A Private Message I intercepted

    I'm tired of you Mario. *walks off*
  6. Damaramu

    Official College Football thread

    So...if OU beats OSU it's looking like they may repeat 2000 and become National Champs again. Anyone agree or disagree?
  7. Damaramu

    Skull and Crossbones

    Hey cool....I still have a global ezboard account....
  8. Damaramu

    All may rejoyce...

    Oh, but he's better than Bradshaw and A-Train! A bad hoss is a bad hoss. I prefer to never take the lesser of two evils. If they're both evil I want neither.
  9. Damaramu

    A Private Message I intercepted

    You still here? *backhands again* Now make me a sandwich...bitch.
  10. Damaramu

    A Private Message I intercepted

    That would be kind of funny....and I don't know your real names. "Who made you lose it?" "It was Banky! And New Me! And Chave!" "We can't deal with these aliases! What are there real names!" "That is there real names!" What would be even sadder is if there were guys with those names sitting in court..... Plushy Al Logan is going to be my real name soon. Now pick up the fuckin' soap, bitch! *backhands* You pick up the fucking soap you big titted fat fucking son of a bitch! NOW!
  11. Damaramu

    All may rejoyce...

    Count me as a non-fan of Demott. Nothing he did entertained me. And then when he got his I"M A BIG BULLY THAT BEATS UP THOSE MORE TALENTED THAN ME!!! push I just said fuck it.
  12. Damaramu

    Ambulance match at Survivor Series

    Well written. I agree with you on almost every aspect. I feel that every once in a while they should bring up the "No Holds Barred," or "Falls Count Anywhere [in the fuckin' building, Vinne Mac]" every once in a while to generate some interest. The only thing I see wrong with "Falls Count Anywhere" match is that it always ends up backstage, the fight should spill into the crowd at least once. In 99 EVERY main event seemed to spill into the crowd. And it was just boring. All they did was punch a bit and then head back to the ring.
  13. Damaramu

    Skull and Crossbones

    Broaden your horizons. Open your mind. It's in the sig. You know what else expands your mind? Pot......it's a fact.
  14. Damaramu

    A Private Message I intercepted

    That would be kind of funny....and I don't know your real names. "Who made you lose it?" "It was Banky! And New Me! And Chave!" "We can't deal with these aliases! What are there real names!" "That is there real names!" What would be even sadder is if there were guys with those names sitting in court.....
  15. Damaramu

    Skull and Crossbones

    *looks at Chave...looks at Nevermortal* Can't decide......... *goes to sleep*
  16. Damaramu

    So i've developed a gut.

    I dunno...disgustingly skinny people are well...disgusting. I know I just want to lose the guy. I don't want to be toothpick. Those people get made fun of just as much as fat people.
  17. Damaramu

    The One and Only Calvin Szechstein Thread!

    *cooks some smores over the flaming ring* *mouth full of food* Want one?
  18. Damaramu

    Official College Football thread

    OU's ready. They're ready to beat OSU. I've been going around school and everybody is fired up. I am so glad I'm not going to that game....because if OU loses....then there will be a riot in Norman......damn.
  19. Damaramu

    Ambulance match at Survivor Series

    I don't understand the difference between this and a regular match. You beat your opponent so bad that they have to be put in an ambulance. A normal match...you beat your opponent so bad you can pin him for 3. What's the difference?
  20. Damaramu

    Smackdown Spoilers

    I told the spoilers to my non-smark friend....his response? "Oh my god...." while rolling his eyes. Apparenlty it's not just smarks that hate this crap.
  21. Damaramu

    A Private Message I intercepted

    Yes chave I do see the hypocrisy. That is what I'm saying. I see the problem here. I see the problem is me and nobody else. That's what I'm saying. And no I don't think I'll end up in a mental home. More like prison for snapping one day when someone makes fun of me in real life. That's when I'd have the dangerous relapse. But yes chave....I understand what you're saying. That's why I said you were right earlier. And you are still right.
  22. Damaramu

    "Fake Emotion" - FFX-2

    *addition to Sakura's post* in my opinion, although I'd never say it. Anyways I'll join Flyboy
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    A Private Message I intercepted

    Well when there's about 10 of them and you can only kick like 8 on thems ass 1 on 1 and the other 2 are pretty much tougher than you.....you really get tired of fighting with them.... I used to fight back. Until they would get tired of it and just beat me up. Like I said they wouldn't do it unless they were all there. But they were usually ALL there. That's how you become a victim. And you know one of the reasons they bullied me? I came to that school in the 3rd grade(so i was actually picked on for grades 3-6) and I made friends with a kid. Now he was one of there favorite play things. Well one day I see my friend getting beat up from across the playground...by just one of them. So I go running over there and just forearm the fucker in the face. He flies backwards into some mud. I told him to back off and he started crying. Then I hear someone walk up behind me and I turn around and they are ALL there. They didn't hit me but they were like "big mistake" and that's when it began. Sure I had my friend to share in the torture and I had a few other friends...but these guys were the school bullies. Nobody was safe....sometimes I think it'd be cool to take all my current strength and go back in time and enter my body at that time. Then I'd kill all 10 of them at once...hehehe........that'd be cool. I dunno how I can equate it either. I just can. And your right I can just click off. But like I said I like coming to this message board. I've been doing it since it was Rantsylvania. It's about the only thing I do when I get online now aside from check my email. I just like to come here. And so I could click off but then I gotta worry about it following me into any other posts I make. I mean I know you guys never flamed me anywhere but NHB and I guess you had no intention to. But I didn't know you had no intention to. I was afraid I was going to make a post in the WWE forum and wake up to a bunch of "fuck you fatty" responses. And that's another reason I took the fat jokes seriously. For a while I was pretty fat. Like I've said before it all hung out in my gut but it was still there. Nowadays I've dropped the weight but I've still got a little. So I take the fat jokes personally because that has been a favorite thing for ANYBODY to make fun of me over the years. Anybody that has been picked on for weight can understand it. Now I'm not whining....you guys just wanted an explanation....so I'm giving it to you.
  24. Damaramu

    So i've developed a gut.

    Completely understandable. The weight loss was incidental. I quit getting drunk because I no longer enjoy losing my memory and waking up in pools of my own vomit with strange cuts and bruises. The fact that it's directly figured into the deaths of several of my close friends and relatives played a major factor at that point. Anymore, I don't drink out of the habit of not doing it, ironically enough. I still have various vices, it's just that getting sloppy drunk on a regular basis isn't one of them. I'll still have maybe a drink or two when I'm out and about, on rare occasions, but that's as far as I take booze anymore. As far as the weight loss "mystery" goes, there isn't one. Just start exercising, and don't stuff your fat face with garbage like I used to. Once upon a time, I was a revolting fat fuck like Mario Logan, only HEAVIER. Not quite as bad as what that Damaramu guy said, I think, but I was chunk-style. I'm still a big dude, but that's just because I'm built like a brick shithouse, as mah grandpappy used to say. I'm not entirely sure to what extent that's a compliment, but no one sassed gramps. I don't think I'm that bad. I weigh 245 now. And that's pretty good for my height. All my weight likes to hang in one area....my stomach. Everywhere else is just normal sized....it looks like I have a beer gut. But on top of that I'm just a BIG GUY. I mean I'm 6'4" and have a gigantic frame. So even if the gut dissapeared I'd never be small. I might be skinny but I'd still be big. Anybody else have this problem? I guess I have the build like a wrestler...big no matter what...oh my god...I'm a hoss.
  25. Damaramu

    Smackdown Spoilers

    Mother of god that's a shitty show...and a shitty Survivor Series match. Good god. *prays* Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake.Please be fake. Whoa...anyways.....I wonder what the World's Greatest Tag Team will do at the PPV? Nothing probably....the Cruisers? Nothing........god dammit.
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