Damaramu

NO!.....ugh........*suddenly reveals that he is Jaws from James Bond and bites New Me's penis off* CHOMP! CHOMP!

Oh yeah.....how was she able to cut his arm off with like 4 weak swings from a meat cleaver? And how was the chainsaw able to make that clean of a cut on the guys leg.

It wasn't me, I swayre. IT WAS YOU! I would recognize that face anywhere! The pain! The horror! I feel so dirty! *lays in corner hugging self and crying* *fucks you again* I don't think so. *reveals steel ass cover* AHAHAHA!

WHAT!? That's it! *finds Smackdown blueprints and alters them* Ladies and Gentleman SD! has become a terrorist organization and has bombed the Raw Champions home.

Here's to a big Lesnar F-5 on SD! that puts Austin out. Although he'll probably whip Brock, Cena, Hardy, Tajiri, and the WGTT's ass.

Man what the hell.......how is he any different from all the other generic OVW graduates and power wrestlers? Oh wait he's not. And before you say "Give him a chance!" that was said before his injury and he proved to suck before them...so sorry....no more chances. He sucked before and I don't have any doubt that he still sucks.

It wasn't me, I swayre. IT WAS YOU! I would recognize that face anywhere! The pain! The horror! I feel so dirty! *lays in corner hugging self and crying*

It didn't used to be unwritten. Someone forgot to write it in the new OAOAST description thread. Well then........ *no sells everything because he can*

I dunno.....is there actually a place called Hickory Farms? Because if there were I'm sure there'd be some kids there. Then we'd both be talking about Hickory Farms......but in very different ways.

Oh so it's an unwritten rule.....then *spits on BPP*

Oh the pedophile joins us again! What does your wife think about you being a pedophile? Or did she leave you again? Or do you have constant 3-somes with young boys? Is she into the Little Smokies like you?

The thing was.....that chain was to high for Brock to reach......and I wasn't sure about Taker so I thought they'd screwed up and they were going to have to finish the match without grabbing the chain.....oh boy would that have been hilarious.

Great words from Benoit. If only we could all be so lucky to get life lessons like the ones Stu gave.

Almost being the key word here.

Is this like WWE backstage politics? You know an unwritten rule or tradition? Because if it is....*spits on it* I defy it.

Stop what? Getting in the hole.......fine.......come on out.......*offers hand for help.......produces gun with other hand.....shoots Haraga in the face* Sorry.......

You don't know how hard it is sometimes. Most of the people that piss me off end up getting banned by someone else eventually anyway though. I do know how hard it is. I was an administrator at a pretty big board a while back....god I wanted to kill some people.

BACK IN THE HOLE BITCH! *shoves Haraga back down* ..........oh god.....Game is going to have a field day with that one.

Man I've been saying this same shit ever since the Taker love started earlier this summer.

Well....Shaniqua is still a nasty man beast. Now she's a nasty man beast with boobs.

I was also a little angry at the fact that Eddie was beaten so finally. I mean it didn't really make him look like a star. It made him look like a jobber to the stars. And Big Show isn't even a star!

This thread has become my thread. I use it to say whatever I want and kill whoever I want....hahaha. It's like Zack told me on AIM "Well the thread will either go classic or you'll scare everyone away and it'll become your own personal insane rantings thread." THIS IS MY PERSONAL INSANE RANTINGS THREAD! In other news............I am not wearing pants.

I was not.....I've never even seen those movies! They're ripping me off! Bastards!

I don't give a flying shit about that crippled fuck. What did Matt ever do to deserve this? I didn't see the show, but I heard Hardy blew the finish to the McMahon match by saying he gave the tape to the NEW GM of smackdown, and if the match ending involved a fluke pin, it might have been changed lasy minute as punishment for the slip ( It involved McMahons DAMMIT! UNACCEPTABLE!) Hmm....I didn't hear that....but I could hardly understand a word Matt was saying. He was talking way to fast.

Yes.....yes he is..........I mean...come on........