Damaramu

I have this belt..... *shows a giant belt with a big Texas belt buckle about as big as the WCW world title* NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A BELT BUCKLE! *beltshot*

It was a joke I made because he's quite possibley the biggest pervert on the board. Plus there's a lot of younger people on this board and he's constantly jumping into threads making perverted comments and then he even posted a picture of his cock for all the young-un's to see. So that's where I get pedophile at.

Well this sucks then.....I liked the Road Warriors when I was a young mark. I still like classic NWA Warriors......

This is the first WWE PPV I haven't ordered since Armageddon 2000. Fuck you WWE.

I don't see this on Meltzer's site.......

Hey what the hell!? *stops cops by acting injured then steals car and begins chase*

If I remember right the only connection that it has to real life was that a bunch of kids were killed with a chainsaw...and it was in Wisconsin.

*no sells it because it's weak ass American beer. breaks a case of weak ass Canadian beer over CC's head and then a case of MANLY~! German beer* And if that wasn't enough! *drops a shelf of German kegs on CC* OH and! *hits her with several beersteins* OH and to finish it off! *beltshot*

*sheds a tear and pounds chest and raises fist back* I feel you man....damn that HBK!

*stomps him back into the hole* Get your ass back in there. You're wormfood!

CANADIAN BEER!? *breaks an entire case of german beer over CWM's head* Fucking Canadian pussy shit.

*shoots Haraga in the face* Wrong place wrong time...... *ties Haraga up and buries him in the desert* Nobody will ever know......

*yanks out gun* Who wants to die?

*taps fingers* I'm bored...I wanna kill somebody.

already...it's already.

Sounds like a line someone would say in a fucking infomercial. Alright....yeah I could have my own informercial where I show everyone the greatness of the cockstrider. And then we can even have a "Cockstrider Gone Wild" infomercial. It'll star Snoop Dogg.

Man why can't anyone step up and realize this guy shouldn't be wrestling? He gets hurt standing still! He should change his gimmick to Mr. Brittle Bones!

That sounds more like something Ventura would say than Bobby. Bobby usually made fun of the faces and cheered on the heels. Jesse usually called Gorilla out on his hypocrisy.

Mighty Kangaroo? Hey I like that. I'm the K-Train! ARGH! *grunt* I'M BIG! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME....BECAUSE....I'M BIG! *grunt*

For real? Hey can you do me a favor and click the link in my sig? *starts to click.....thinks twice* Nah....

And you my friend cannot conjugate contractions. BURN! What a flame! BAN PLZ~!

Well I quit my job because the head manager thought I was dating one of the assistant managers no matter how many times I told her I wasn't. So she tried to make my life difficult for me. Anyways so I had an interview on Friday at Enterprise Rent a Car and they're doing a Motor Vehicle Background check on me....then I'll know Monday or Tuesday if i have the job....

Surely this is flame baiting or something. Normally I wouldn't call for a ban, but this guy really gets on my thrupneys... Hmm....well this is no holds barred. Where I am allowed to flame. Oh and me and New Me flame each other at every chance possible. And it appears to have turned into more of a game now than anything meant to hurt each other...so where was I....oh yeah....fuck off.

Did you not read earlier? In the Jungles of Peru I betrayed you when I found the god scrolls in that temple. However it led us to the Fountain of Youth in India. I left you for dead in that temple and then I went there and became immortal for my battle with God. However realizing he was in deep shit God must've granted you the strength to go to India and enter the fountain of youth. You bastard.

For real? That's what the man said. You should sneak into his room at night and slide it in his ass while he's asleep. He'll like that.