Damaramu

Well I think the movie really is about explaining various schools of philosophy rather than action. The action is what draws the fans in...and there's enough to keep them staying....but while they're there waiting for the fights they're being educated.

Not quite Classic material yet...I however do recommend the Damaramu snaps thread for classic material.

Let's kill all n00b's! AHAHAHAHAHA! Ok....I'm going to need to know when everyone joined so that I can determine who is a n00b and who isn't. Mmmmkay? Alright so let's get in a neat little single file line! Hey you in the back....no not you....yeah you! I said single file! Are you just stupid? Back in line maggot!

If you came up with that by yourself then you must be an honor philosophy student and an honor math student. Because to truly understand everything about the Matrix you'd probably have to read all the philosophical books that the Warchowski Brothers have read. Because that's all the Matrix is. It's a big philosophy statement. I'm a philosophy minor but I don't understand half of it. They've taken so much from so many different philosophers over the years....

I'd just like to repeat one to show how important it is.... 12) Isn't MikeSC

Excellent! Hate only feeds me! I am Bhaal! The god of murder! Bow to me NOOB~!

Wouldn't it be faster to drive, or fly even? NO! Nuclear powered jet rocket thing....

Hate is the perfect word! But you don't understand that...do you? Living in your own little fun filled world....dancing around with flowers and tulips...yeah well fuck you! The world ain't all lollipop's and candycanes kid! People hate each other for no reason...and I'm one of them. I WILL NOT take my hate crimes anywhere else!

Hey, thanks, man. *gives Zack a knowing wink* Hey now....let's give credit where credit is due. If I hadn't set you two kids up you may never have fallen in love! So fucking thank me!

*walks in* My cock is bigger.... *walks out*

I dunno...it just feels wrong. I mean yeah there's been sitcoms where a character was killed off but they still lived on in real life. I mean John Ritter is DEAD. It doesn't feel right continuing the series.

When did I ban you? And if someone DID ban you, why make mention of it if you want to stay on the board? He was CWMIII, but that was before you had power, I think... Zack banned me from the OAOAST, but hasn't enforced the rule. The Mystery eskimo has let me back in, but the only reason why I havent made any appearances is, because I don't have anything to write at the moment. I was CWM III?!? Wait there's more than one CWM!?

I feel much better now that the cockstrider is here.

I'm still sending you that promo and confrontation Zack. Yes.....

Oh Max...you survived!? Or are you undead? No matter...I've killed you once and I can kill you again! See now.....I've dealt with the supernatural and won! Hell I even killed God! Yes THE God! You don't remember? The good times when we were young in the jungles of Peru? Yes I know you remember Max...when we stumbled about the Temple.....yes I remember well. You didn't want to go in but I insisted that we did! Inside i found the scrolls...the ones that showed me where to find God. Yes....it was grand was it not? We were just two stupid adventurers who stumbled about the secret to being the most powerful beings to ever exist. But.....I was greedy. I didn't want you to know! I left you for dead in that cave...but somehow you survived. And then I stumbled upon it. Yes in India I found it...the fountain of youth. I used it to make myself immortal....HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID? You must've found it to. Yes the temple told where to find it...in your last breath you must've wished for god to give you the strength to make it to the fountain and defeat me! Well unfortunately he won't answer anymore miracles because I killed him! You're efforts were in vain! I AM UNSTOPPABLE!

I see we have something in common... Well then....grab a beer brother and sit down! STARDUST! GET US SOME SNACKS! Women...the only thing they understand is a belt buckle to the face.

Man...didn't you read the other post!? I do it with Holy water while smoking pot and reading the satanic bible. Oh and I watch the 7 Club as jackoff material. Oh yeah.....and.......I don't need to now that I've got my sex slave Stardust! She knows if she ever tries to leave me that I'll send her down to sleep with Max. And if she ever calls the authorities on me...well....no jail can hold me!

Man if you don't do that then it'll never work. *sigh* Kids today....don't know how to grab that sweet sweet ass.

YOU TOOK TO LONG! GUESS WHAT'S IN THE NEEDLE!??? NOTHING! AHAHAHA! Don't worry numb-nuts...I won't hurt you. *pushes frozenblockofpiss away* Now run along and play Jr. before I am forced to get out the drugs.

*walks in* Man these mother fucking cracka's better not be fronting on my bling bling! *walks out*

Well I've got them right here....oh yes what do we have here? *pulls out a long needle and jams it into frozenblockofpisses neck* Let's play guess what I'm hiding in this fucking needle? Well we have 3 choices.... A) Nothing..... B) Posion C) Heroin So which is it? Do you think it's nothing? Do you think it's poison? Or is it heroin!? Come on frozen my boy! GUESS WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING NEEDLE! AND STARDUST IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUCKING GOOD FOR YOU YOU WILL SIT OVER THERE WITH YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS TO WHOEVER CROSSES MY MOTHERFUCKING PATH!

What was that? Listen bitch! I don't need to fuck you to feel good! I don't need you at all! *knocks everything off of the nightstand* I could end this right now! I could send you down there with Max! Yeah that's right! He didn't fucking leave you! I killed him! *punches mirror and picks up broken shard* But what are you going to do about it? Jeez...you bitches are all the same! You sit around and fucking act like the world belongs to you. Like us guys are supposed to be your fucking slaves and bring you everything. Well you know what!? I'm nobodies slave!I'm not your fucking slave! And I'm not the systems fucking slave! You know what! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you you fucking bitch! I'm gone! You're lucky I don't stab you right through the heart! Because if I wanted to I would! And you wouldn't be able to do a damn thing about it! God dammit! *knocks dresser over* Fuck you! And fuck that fucking dead mother fucker Max! He got what was coming to him! And you are going to get it to if you don't fucking get some brains in that head of yours! Understand? Now I'll pick you up tomorrow at 7. K? *leaves stardust alone in destroyed room*

Imagination? Yes....that's what it was....overactive imagination.....

Yeah Sault is usually right. That's why I never dismiss him as most do. Hopefully now most people will open there eyes...the man is a prophet.

Oh dear god Game....that was totally taken out of context...however I approve because I saw it and just fucking died laughing.