Damaramu

No need to be disturbed baby....I saw the letter that Max sent you on your nightstand. What a bastard. How could he leave such a treasure? It's ok though. I'm here. Don't worry...I won't ever let anything happen to you. *hugs Stardust*

*Damaramu heads to the ring* Did you forget about me Zackey? Whatever. So I see you just said that Ryan Smith is debuting. That's rich. I punked his ass out in college...I'll do it here to. I can't wait to see what he has to say for himself.

Haven't you noticed, Damaramu, I appear to already have a man? If you're referring to that one thread......I'm still lost. HAHA Well, uh...let's just say there are SOME parts of that initial post that I'm still questioning. Eh...dumps the zero and come with a hero baby. I'll make you feel pretty and special. Hell I can even make you feel like a cowgirl. Here look at my bucking bronco. A) I'm from Texas, so the cowgirl thing...meh. *grin* B) No way am I dumping him. *sneaks up behind Max Power in the night and throws a canvas bag over his head. Ties him up and tosses him in the back of a truck. Drives out to the lake and ties a cinder block to Max Power's feet and wraps him in chains* I bet you're asking yourself Max...why is he doing this!? Yeah I can see it running through your head right now. Well guess what? I don't even know why I'm doing it!? Maybe for Stardust's affection!? But I really don't want her affection...I just want to tap that sweet ass. Maybe it's that you've found love bud...and I'm still looking for it. Maybe I'll never find it! Who knows!? I sure don't! *lights half of a cigarette and begins to nervously puff* Do you want one Max? Oh wait you have a bag over your head. Now where was I? Oh yeah Stardust. Tell me bud....how was it? Did she ever say your name? Yeah she'll be saying your name when she finds out you're missing! OH MAX WHY!? WHY HAVE YOU LEFT ME!? See she won't know you're dead. I'm sending a John Deere letter on your behalf. Yeah kind of bastardley of me isn't it? Is that even a word!? Well if it is then it fits what I did! Haha....man is it hot out here? I'm starting to sweat. Jeez....stop breathing so heavy! You're making it hot! So anyways tell me what it's like to have someone to love you...is it good? You make me sick! Walking around here like you're so much better than me because you have someone to love you! Well I got news for you! You're not better than me! *pulls out a silenced pistol and sticks it in Max's mouth through the bag* Feel that in your mouth...yeah I know you do. It's a gun....a gun to blow your fucking brains all over that canvas bag! Then will you be better than me!? WILL YOU BE FUCKING BETTER THAN ME!? ANSWER ME GOD DAMMIT! Hehehe...sorry bud...I got a little carried away...anyways where was I? Oh yeah......when she's fucking you..do you ever think that maybe she's thinking about someone else? Maybe me? What's that bitch!? Are you still thinking you're so much man that she would never wnat anyone else!? HA! Fuck you, you arrogant son of a bitch. It's people like you that make me sick. I walk down the street and see motherfuckers like you that think they're better than me! Sure they don't ever say it but I can tell when they look at me...they're fucking thinking it! Well you know what!? I'm not going to take it anymore! I'm going to start killing them....all of those smarmy assholes are going to sleep with the fishes! And then I'll fuck there girlfriends 6-ways from sunday and I'll be the man! I'll be the one looking at people saying I'm better than them? What's that? Did you say don't hurt her? Don't worry...I won't...unless she's not into rough sex. Oh well...not like she doesn't have much of a choice. What's that? If I touch her I die. You aren't really in a position to do anything about that...now are you Maxy boy? Fuck you...bang bang you're dead Max. *we pan out as a gunshot is heard...we then see Damaramu from a distance dumping the chained body in the lake* Now to fuck your girlfriend.

How do I know? They call me Global Dam in some circles....I've tasted the finest cuisine from all around the world...if you catch my drift...*wink wink*nudge nudge*

Haven't you noticed, Damaramu, I appear to already have a man? If you're referring to that one thread......I'm still lost. HAHA Well, uh...let's just say there are SOME parts of that initial post that I'm still questioning. Eh...dumps the zero and come with a hero baby. I'll make you feel pretty and special. Hell I can even make you feel like a cowgirl. Here look at my bucking bronco.

I'm telling you man...if you do it right off the bat she will fucking jump on you in the classroom and just start riding you like there's no tomorrow.

Well...there was the fight where I sent my brother to the hospital...I believe that's already been posted but I'll repost if anybody is curious. Probably this time this kid that I hated but was alwasys hanging around with my friends was trying to eat lunch with us. This was in High School btw. Anyways he gets his bag in my face and i shove it out of the way and say "Get your fucking bag out of my face" he turns around and shoves me with this hardass look on his face. Now like I've said before...because I'm big it's always the little guys that try to fight me. So I'm like double his size and I stand up and just start fucking wailing on him. The funny thing is though everyone says I had this calm stoic look on my face the entire time.....

WHAT THE HELL WAS IT!?

Dammit....you'll never get anywhere with her unless you do what I told you....just watch....jeez....

::hugs:: Get off. I don't want your pity! I'M A MAN! I STILL HAVE MY DIGNITY! OH....WHEN I GET UPSET I EAT! *grabs a tub of Ice Cream and begins munching down*

Haven't you noticed, Damaramu, I appear to already have a man? If you're referring to that one thread......I'm still lost.

You mean the one where HHH buried the IC title in a shallow grave??? Yes...yes I do...

Hey I heard Damaramu does all of his own stunts....there's this one scene...where he's on a speed boat out on the Miami Coast and there's these ninja's on Jet Ski's following him and well.....actually I don't want to give away one of the best scenes. DAMARAMU 2: SON OF DAMARAMU It's Dama Time Coming July 2004

Uh-oh....SweetNSexyDiva is perusing this thread....I'll make out with her...and Stardust....AT THE SAME TIME! OH YEAH! HOLLA DOG! HOODY HOO! *dances around the room and then stops and puts head down* I'm so sad and lonely.....

No....oh go no. Besides I doubt I'm her type. I don't run around with long blonde hair and gigantic teeth throwing weak looking spears.

Well Stardust...in about 8 months I'll be 20....and I still ain't going for no 16 year old kid!

*Damaramu's Love Tips!* Here's what you do! You walk up to her and say "Look...I've wanted to bone you for a while. Here is my very large penis. I bet it's bigger than most Bolshevik's!" Then you flop your dick out and slap her in the face with it....Russian women love that kind of thing. Then you tell her that you're a Communist and you think everything should be equal. Then you strip naked and tell her that she needs to be equal with you...naked. She'll be putty in your hands.....

Yeah.....I wonder what his age leeway is..... Oh and Stardust...my friend always said "As long as there's grass on the field then you can play ball!" He's in jail now....

OH GOD! That's 3 years! I don't go 3 years! NOO! *burns clothes and lays in the shower for days*

*dances around some more and rips shirt off...begins to rub nipples* YEAH BABY! YEAH!

Unless you're under 13 (which, according to your bio, you're not), I don't think this word warrants being thrown out Psst. It was a joke. I'm pretty sure TMD knew that. Joke!? No no no! We don't joke about that! How old are you!? I'm sorry but I have a 2 year lee-way. If you're under 17 that's to young for me and I consider myself dirty for it.

It doesn't work for me...what is it?

Hmm....she looks pretty good.

Who?

No respect...that's it! *puts steel chair around zack's throat and rams it into the ground*