Damaramu

Yes. It's always you. Why is it always me! Why can't it be him!? *looks around...points at some guy in the corner eating a sandwhich with a stupid look on his face* YES YOU TUBBY! *pours glass of champagne, puts on Hugh Hefner robe...scoots up next to CC* So anyways about that threesome...why don't we forget Game and make it a twosome?

*looks around...looks at Sandman* ME!?

Thanks...I try.

Oh dear god...what have I done to warrant the advances of the gay man!? *looks down at his finely chiseled physique* Oh yeah....

Nah I don't love you. But I really don't have a problem with you. I realized it was stupid to hate anyone for there opinion on a wrestler. Unless of course they don't like Benoit then...*grinds fist into hand*

But they were edited to express all my love for you! See! I love you! *runs around room throwing flower petals all over the place* How absolutely fucking nauseating! *spreads love and joy all around CC*

Yeah I was there when Jericho made Edge his bitch. I was in the second row on the corner where he was wailing on Edge. Me and my friends were the only ones cheering him though....we were surrounded by angry drunken redneck Edgeheads.

Ha....you'll never know which one is me! *ha...she'll never guess i'm the big guy in the back of the room wearing the Dropkick Murphy's "KISS ME I'M SHITFACE" shirt and the backwards Batman cap....haha...stupid canadian....ha....wait.....GOD DAMMIT!*

I love Jim...I must be the only one. I remember when he was on that show Made helping the fat girl become a cheerleader and she said "Well on the upside my cheerleading coach Jim is pretty hot..."

Oh...am I supposed to be the guy getting pounded in the little smiley? Oh and CC....you can read my uneditied posts where they're quoted.....

Umm...where is Jim Ross from? I think he's from OKC...I'm from Moore! HA! Dammit....*slaps forehead* Fine...my name is J.R. O'Dell and I live in Moore, Oklahoma! Come and kill me! I'll make it easy. Tomorrow morning I'll be in Chinese Class at Gittinger Hall room 244 on the OU campus in Norman Oklahoma at 9:30 am! Come and get me!

Hell no! It's directed by John Woo!

What!? I love Jim! He's pretty damn funny...and is he really gay? I thought he was just flamboyant.

Ok what's the date of the show?

Yeah everyone knows that.....but where in Oklahoma?

I thought you liked him...but hated all the people that thought he was god?

Edge-Angle...is that the one where Edge broke his shoulder spearing Angle from the top rope? Yeah...that was pretty good...despite the fact that Hogan did a BLATANT heel act by costing Angle the match.

To many sequels.......but Son of Damaramu should be great!

Really....where do I live? You know my feelings about Mini-H.

Ah......*makes note to get tatoo on lower back for Game* That's the spirit What!? Umm.......you never told me what you wanted it to say.... I mean...I'm not gay!

*buries Papacita in the desert*

Eh...she no longer beats up male wreslters on WWE TV...so nobody really cares anymore....

Damaramu 2: The Son of Damaramu.

Who!?

Skipped over all the wrestling talk??? NON BELIEVER!!! Just try lost interest once the corpse-fucking began, and it has yet to be regained. Oh...I thought you were going to say you were one of those people that didn't watch wrestling but found this board and thought it was cool....to which I was going to say "Witch! Burn her!"