Damaramu

DUDE! What is your problem!? I swear you turn every thread into something sexual! And it usually involves guys! What is your deal!? Are you a dick smoker? Are you a pedophile!? What the fuck is your fucking problem!? What is it to you? Are you looking for a good time? No I'm the fucking government and thanks to the patriot act I'm hauling this perverts ass in! And if he was a pedophile I wouldn't quite fit the bill as I'm 19. About 10 years to old for him.

DUDE! What is your problem!? I swear you turn every thread into something sexual! And it usually involves guys! What is your deal!? Are you a dick smoker? Are you a pedophile!? What the fuck is your fucking problem!? It's fine when you joke every now and then like me and Game were....but you DO IT EVERY THREAD. I mean you made a fucking post wanting to see guys dicks!? Most of them young boys! You have issues. And aren't you married? Don't you and your wife ever do anything together? Doesn't she give you enough so that you don't have to come on here making asinine borderline illegal comments to underage boys!?

Well I absolutely despise Michaels...as you know from my many debates. But I still liked the interviews....

It did...somehow. I mean they were building towards the HHH/Flair match and I was like "Screw that! Let's see Flair/Michaels now!" Which we eventually got and it was about what you'd expect from a cripple who thinks he's super man and a 55 year old wrestler.....

Ok from Trishelle..... Yes...great way to address everyone there....and everyone responded kissing up to her of course. God those MTV boards breed stupidity....

Well....usually stuff involving Flair/Michaels is gold. They have a chemistry between them. I remember how much I wanted to see Flair/Michaels when they were having all of there confontations last year before Bad Blood. The actual match blew but the stuff leading up was gold.

Well I remember the guy from 2000 that wrote all the good storylines....and he would storyboard everything. The problem is that they only care about the main eventers storylines and then they plan those out but they plan absolute shit out for them.

So is he going to win the title back at Survivor Series....and then take time off!?!?!?

Yeah but they're still losing people. Road Rules meanwhile has people to keep them strong when it comes to an All against All challenge. Real World needs to find a way to even it up. I think it's just that Road Rules is more suited to these kinds of competetions b/c it is basically what they do on their show.

Argh...the grammar police. The funniest thing is I'm an English writing Major in college and I get A's in all of my English classes. One of my teachers came to me and said: "Wow you're a great writer...but sometimes you use some weird grammar. And sometimes it's just flat out wrong. How do you expect to make it as a writer like that?" "Well....that's what I have an editor for!" "Well can't argue that logic. Keep up the good work!" I ended up getting an A in that class....

Ok what is with all this booking Shane to be the super face? The guy is not a wrestler and does not deserve everything he is getting! What the fuck!? I mean he was like super-man in that tag tonight. At one point it took all 4 of them to take him down! And then he's still on there threatening Kane and acting like a badass. And I was surprised he didn't beat the shit out of all 4 men at the beginning of the show. Jeez....this is just so wrong.....

I'm not referring to you personally. I'm referring to the board overall.

Well if the little guys would fight the heavyweights on an even level and the heavies would sell for them then maybe people wouldn't have such a hard time buying them winning the match.

Hell I'll do your homework for a case of beer.

Well by most people's logic Shawn Michaels was one of the biggest pieces of shit ever but we should still love him because he was a great wrestler. Witness Austin whom is a better wrestler than Michaels and is actually a piece of shit in real life. Using the HBK standard we should forgive him b/c he's a great wrestler. But wait we can't!? Why? *gasp* Don't tell me there's a DOUBLE STANDARD here!

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That's it! I've decided to become The Undertaker! The grizzled veteran that walks around beating respect out of people.

Damn! I didn't make it onto any lists either! Nevermind the fact that I've been around on these boards longer than most of the current posting population! And even some of the mods! I remember when BPS was just a youngster making his first post! Damn! I never get respect!

Oh something I noticed about the Limo incident. He had a board across the accelerator. But when it hit the truck the brake lights came on....umm....why weren't the tires still spinning!? Who hit the brakes? You know it's little things like these that leads me to believe any movie the WWE puts out will have horrible direction.

Hmm....being an English Writing Major...I really don't see how you could have failed that class. Most of the time I'd write papers I thought sucked and still get A's on them...oh wait that's why I'm an English Writing Major.

Remember in wrestling they don't follow laws...at least no American laws I'm aware of....

OK! I can't take the fake gay banter anymore! I'm out of here! *predicting Game's response....* "Fake!? You mean you don't love me poopy bear!?"

What? That he's jacking off to Austin and Shane?

Oh if you think I'm sticking my dick in there then you've got another thing coming! Oh boy! I'm going to use the awesome power of....THE 16 INCH SPIKED STRAP ON DILDO!

Because of this I SUPPORT 1inchpunch. Anything that gets you out of my reading material is an early Christmas present. It's funny that you talk about him spewing bullshit but I seem to remember one time where you were talking about Japanese touring schedules and didn't know your ass from your elbow. POWER OF THE PUNCH: 1 INCH PUNCH Quiet Gay boy! This is a hate mongering thread! Don't make me fuck you in the ass until your eyes pop out! I'll do it if you're love mongering doesn't stop RIGHT THIS INSTANT!