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Not sure, but it seems a requirement that a woman scream in each Kane segment. Yeah you know...he's like a big scary ogre that scares women and children. Luckily we have that brave Sir Shane-O to save us all from this beast!

Yeah really...where does that whore get off? My mom said "No drinking..." so I gave here the Stonecold Stunner and the double bird. When the cops came I said "I'm an Oklahoma Rattlesnake! I strike anytime!" and they said "Well good enough for me!" and drove off but not before cuffing my mom and dragging her off while i poured beer on her and she screamed "I'm Teresa Garrett dammit! Let me go! I can buy all of you! I'm rich!"

That's because they've always had to be close to the fans...they weren't exactly giant stars that could be whisked away to there jet where they could smooze with other celebrities...

*has no idea who that is...just pulled the show out of his head b/c it was religous* Yes...yes he does....I mean his work on "The 7 Deadly X-Rated Sins" was phenomenal....oh.....you said Pat Robertson! I though you said Pat Robervirginityson!

No no....see if his last name wasn't McMahon he'd get squashed! Just ask the guy with the last name Van Dam.

*throws panties at Dames* Yoo-hoo.....here's a groupie for you.....*blows a kiss*

Fuck the kittens. Next time I masturbate I'm going to use holy water as lubricant and do so while watching the 7 Club while smoking pot and reading the satanic bible. Let's see how many kittens god kills after that!

Umm...don't really know you. But I hate you for saying Bryan Kendrick looks like a 10 year old and that Cade should be pushed over him. You obviously don't watch enough good wrestling.(well that was obvious when i saw that Raven was your favorite wreslter) So where was I...oh yeah......die!

*someone cuts him off* "You asshole! Damn your soul to hell!" *Bradshaw speeds by drunk and kills 3 people* "Well that Bradshaw sure is a hoss! Well that was just an accident...besides that Bradshaw's a drunk! You never know when he'll kill behind the wheel next! That's just Bradshaw!"

Yep...and I usually start them. Because the fucker does something new to piss me off every week! Maybe we should have a "One and only Shane-O-Mac is a BITCH thread"

*begins humping computer screen after reading news* Oh...excuse me...I just read that and got a little turned on.

Great line of defense there bud. Admit to your faults!

Yes we want new people pushed....GOOD new people. Which they haven't given us. Oh and Spanky doesn't look like a star? Well not only was he trained by HBK(since that's soooo important to you) but he's got about 10x more talent and charisma than Cade can dream of. So no Cade should not be pushed Kendrick should. Oh and he looks like a 10 year old? At least he looks different than all of the OVW guys. You know the tall ones with the stupid preppy blonde hair and the tan....yeah all 1000 of them.

So wait....Test is a jerk and a sexist pig that think's he's superior to women. So when he hits Stacey why doesn't JR go "Well that's just Test! He hates women!"

There's got to be a way to stop it though! It sucks...I feel so powerless sitting behind my computer here....because there really is nothing I can do. I can not watch...which I don't...I tape it and pretty much watch the whole show on FF. I barely even watch SD! and if I do it's on FF. But even then....the crap continues. Here's to Hogan causing TNA to hit it big and give WWE some competition so Vince will wake the fuck up.

Man Real World has already lost 3 people. They need to vote a good player to the gauntlet just so someone will win.

Has DK had a chance? No Nash was after his time.

CT? Man he needs to get his ass kicked. I wanted to hit him when he was standing there saying "I'll work you! Work you!" I mean...what a dipshit.

I know. I was saying that they should actually have Real World vs. Road Rules vs. Tough Enough. Because I mean what better to teach aspiring young wrestlers all about the politics and backstabbing of the business? Oh plus Tough Enough would win most physical challenges anyways...

I may be wrong, but I think there's more time to adjust for the 5* frogsplash. He purposly gets hangtime in the splash, and gives himself more time to adjust. In the VanTerminator, it's just point A to point B. Did that make sense? Ok I can buy that.

Well that's it! I can't jackoff for a week after reading this shit!

Hmm...maybe they would...but if they want me to take them on then they have to promise not to sue. Then I'd be happy to fight the biatches.

Why couldn't he adjust in mid air. He turns doing the 5-star all the time. I don't see why he could spin his body over to the side while doing the Van-Terminator. I mean he adjusts the chair and his legs while he flies.

Why? He's just a person. And for the record I am the same size as most wreslters. I'm 6'4" and 250 so I'm actually about the same size as a lot of them. But that doesn't mean I'd fight them. Like I said....they get hurt for a living....I don't.....but they make a lot of money for it. Therefore if I keep my cool and don't act like a hothead and hit back I am in line for a HUGE payday.

Yes exactly this story was probably spin doctored to make Shane look good and Test look wrong. It's not that far fetched. And yes RVD probably could've adjusted in mid-air. If he can adjust the frog splash like he does then I'm pretty sure he can adjust a few inches to avoid Test's foot.