Edwin MacPhisto

My cursory glance over the assemblage of Gilmore Girls slash indicates that most of it just isn't clever enough. Disappointing!

TRUE LOVE by the Czech Republic The full moon was a silvery silhouette in the bedroom of Paris's hotel suite. Paris stood in front of Rory, erect and stiff. This wasn't like being in Stars Hollow. There was a whole new world in front of them. A tear streamed down Paris' cheek. Rory reached over and wiped the tear away. She then undid the buttons to Paris' blouse. Soon the blouse was floating carelessly through the air to the floor. A bra. Slacks. Silken underwear. Soon both young women were completely nude. Rory's eyes burned with an unquenchable fire. Here at long last was the summit of all her desire. Here was what she had longed for all these years. The luxuriant goddess of abundance was here before her, ready to fulfill her every desire. Paris did not move, could not move. Rory took Paris in her arms and started to kiss her passionately. Rory could feel the trembling of Paris' expectant flesh against her own and rejoiced in it. Rory's hands were everywhere, caressing, probing. Rory found her way down to Paris' womanhood. Her tongue penetrated the folds of flesh, soft and moist. Paris' body convulsed with shock. She moaned, then collapsed to the bed. Rory eased on top of her. She stared deeply into Paris' eyes, giving her a look only true lovers could know. They made love. * * * * * * * * * Paris stared complacently out at the crystal blue waters of the Atlantic as their plane sailed for home. She smiled. How could she not? Next to her sat her lover, wife, best friend. She reached across and kissed her, then held her hand tightly. "Well, I guess we can forget about that calc test today." Paris joked.

I went from confusion to bliss. Thank you, Patrick.

I never really figured out the anger in this thread. Is Wikipedia against masturbatory nationalist xenophobia or something?

New Orleans has played really well but I hate the "take a knee, set up the field goal!" strategy. I mean, blow the snap? Someone blocks it? You've got Reggie Bush and Deuce McCallister, just let them take a few runs forward, get the 7 points, and count on your defense vs. the Eagles with no time outs. It'll probably work just fine, but eh.

I'd just start masturbating furiously and hope that's either confusing or satisfying enough to get me out of there.

In addition to babes, let's talk Smog. In addition to the above reference, a friend of mine was telling me today that, of all the concerts she's been to, Smog was the one where she wasn't at all able to identify more with the band/performer after the show. Where should I begin? I like Eleanor Friedberger, but she doesn't look good in any pictures I can find. Maybe I wasn't paying attention when I saw her live and thought she was megacute.

Yeah, I think that's right. I mean, if USC goes down, that's pretty much guaranteed, presuming OSU is in the title game at all.

I find myself almost totally in agreement with Iggy. I'd probably have Boise and LSU behind GT and Clemson, but the top looks solid. I wonder how the usually incompetent voters will handle UF/Auburn/Tennessee. Oh, and after this week, I'd probably flip Louisville and WVU, but it doesn't really matter since they're just gonna be neck and neck until their matchup anyway.

Thank you. I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner.

Win out and you'll probably still get the BCS championship game. USC looks like they'll drop one somewhere, the computers hate West Virginia, and Texas won't have a team still in the top 25 on their victory list by the year's end.

Looks like Florida's cooked. Really thought they'd pull this one out. Now's the point where the polls get absolutely confusing.

Favorite inadavertently inappropriate announcer's gaffe of the week, referring to Auburn's Tray Blackmon: "You can really see the natural athletic ability of a Blackmon." Those last two runs by Florida are why I think the Gators are so strong this year. Between Wynn, Harvin, and Tebow, you have three completely different types of runners. The gameplan is so wide open, because any of these guys--or Andre Caldwell on a reverse--can break huge gains on the ground. It's like having an endless assortment of trick plays, but they're not really trick plays--they're just an incredibly varied set of options.

You missed more than that if you got a 1520. You can, or at least could, miss one or two and still get a 1600 depending on where they were. Always though that was kinda funny.

This is the earliest I've won in a long time. Thanks, Mustangs!

I'm gonna kill myself shortly. UVA was up 20-0 on Maryland at the half, absolutely dominating the game. Now there are 8 minutes left, and Maryland is up 28-20. Wake me up next September, guys.

Gotta hate when they use "breaking news" for something like that. Bad choice of words, guys. What an unfortunate time this guy's had after his amazing freshman year.

Also, in a bit of an eyebrow-raiser: Rutgers is absolutely annihilating Navy, 27-0 in the 4th quarter. I picked them to win but didn't think it'd be that one-sided. They've done it almost entirely with the passing game, which is really surprising, and even more surprising: Navy's only got 110 yards rushing.

And Wake just beats NC State to get to 6-1 and become bowl-eligible. Damn. They've got to be killing themselves over that collapse last week.

They were pretty easy, I think. Standardized tests always are. Strangely, I remember what I got on my SATs, but can't remember what I got on my GREs.

I know we mentioned this early, but god is today's TV schedule dire. Wake/NC State is probably the best early game. Woofle. I guess Oklahoma/Iowa State, too, but I haven't been able to get interested in ISU.

When I don't feel like spending three hours making a sauce, I use extra virgin, fresh parmesan, a few slices of garlic, and some hazelnuts on pasta. Delicious. I use extra virgin olive oil on anything I feasibly can.

It's just stupid. It wouldn't make any sense with anything we know about her character, and would be an idiotic retcon. Of course, watch it be revealed towards the end of the season, after Jin gets angry at Sun for not doing as she's told for the 18th time.

She wouldn't. Dude killed himself. No other reason for him to be holding the pearls.

Well, that was unexpected. VT's on their way down, again. The traditional November swoon's coming early.