Red Baron

Habs in five Pens in four Caps in six Rangers in seven as five of the games will go into OT. Wings in four Sharks in seven Avs in six Stars in seven.

C'mon, we don't want Toronto to suck that bad.

Mann Fernandez coming back anytime soon? Wait, no. The last two times Montreal was eliminated, goaltending switch did them in.

Chiu? I've never seen him drink anything but that or Rickard's. No, Nick. Rickards is fine on draught form, but not in a bottle.

Yeah, you can read my post above. Bagel-lovin mothefucker. Edit: Probably too snide, but I'd wanted to call someone a (hyphenated)-loving motherfucker for like, a week. Yeah, well, I hate your division names. Francis Division was a stretch. But who's a legend who played for a Southeastern team? Could we ever see a Brian Bradley or John Vanbiesbrouck division? I hope not. And, the Caps' win locks Alex O for the Hart. I also think it gives Boudreau the nod for the Jack Adams. Discuss. I'm sure this will come as shocking news, but I'm delighted to see the Bruins again in the first round. No, bring back the Patrick, Adams, Norris and Smythe division. Maybe add Gretzky division and Orr division for names.

Considering most of the games are on Sportsnet and Jamie Campbell is horrible, it makes it hard to watch any Jays game on TV.

Nothing would beat Dan Shulman and Buck Martinez in baseball commentating. Fuck, TSN had some good commentators.

There is a friend of mine that loves Alexander Keiths, IPA. It's not even a true IPA.

Like Mr. Simmons.

I just did a quick reply on our side anyone else can comment if they want.

Charlton Heston anyone?

And people think Pierre McGuire is bad.

Which is good, because I can't see Boston taking more than two games against Montreal in the playoffs, but its playoff hockey and anything goes.

I'd never heard about that, but I happened upon this on YouTube earlier: Randy Johnson is probably my answer. It's definitely my answer if the alligator in Happy Gilmore doesn't count. I think Jeff Burton of NASCAR nailed a bird at 160 MPH and the bird shattered into pieces.

Worst announcer/analyst ever. Joe Buck is better than this shitbag up here.

Bring back the Whalers and re-align the divisions afterwards.

So we play like Baltimore.

No Yes, it is. I don't understand the appeal of people liking this song. It's bland and boring.

Alex Rios signed a six year/$64 million contract. Aaron Hill signed a four year/$12 million contract.

I just tweeked them a bit, but nothing major, mainly the zone/man-2-man coverage and pass/rush tactics.

It looks like Alfie and Mike Fisher are going to be out for a signifigant amount of time. (Fisher with a groin injury.)

Thanks to Canadian Guitarist, Bryan Murray pissed off.