Red Baron

Even though I have zero points, I should be on the leader board with an asterisk because of Bhutto.

Halak > Price. I said it, and I'm confident about it.

They should just ignore it, like they do to hockey.

Judas Priest: Victim of Changes

Not this year, but next year for sure, the tandem of Price/Halak is going to be unstoppable.

Hence why I like the Globe and Mail.

The best thing about Season 10 is Mrs. Garrison explaining the Theory of Evolution. Fucking hilarious. Edit: And how do you not like Mrs. Garrison throwing feces at Richard Dawkins.

I'm just bitter that I can't show the awesomeness of Candlebox and Local H.

The bleachers in our gym used to pushed up flat against the wall in high school so we could play ball in P.E. class and every once in a while an errant pass or tip would cause a ball to land on the top and get stuck in the bleachers. Anyways, I climbed up to get it one day and had the genius idea to jump off the top bleacher and upon impacting the ground, dribble it between my legs. The rest, as indicated by my quoting of your post, is self explanatory. The one highschool gym I played Basketball at had a warped key. Though I've never been injured myself doing this, I've seen players taking an weird bounce and sacking them square in the nuts.

Agreed, but Steve Simmons is a tool. Who's the biggest idiot out of the two so called columnists. Damien Cox or Steve Simmons.

I have no idea why you don't like Tiger. Maybe its his attitude if he lost, or how he gets excited over a bad drive or when he makes a miracle shot/putt. I'm not the biggest fan of Mr. Woods, but I can't help but be amazed at what he has accomplished and just the shots he is able to do.

The Gazette will throw players under the bus for a bad game and start up some bullshit rumour about how pathetic the player/coach is. The Toronto Sun is hilarious to read, because its like a roller coaster. If they win, they go to the cup. Lose, fire the coach.

Because you sir are a racist.

That crappy MMA movie made eight million? That is sad.

Lunch: Roast Beef Sandwich with Cranberry juice. Dinner: Turkey Dinner.

Are you upset that a bit of hockey took over spring training?

I strained my lower back while grilling souvlaki. Don't know how I did it, but I did, and it hurt, and now I'm on light duty at work.

Local H: Bound for the Floor Candlebox: Far Behind All I need now is to find the Cumbersome music video by Seven Mary Three

Does Ottawa have anyone good in their farm league for goaltending?

And it must have put salt in the wounds when Joe Corvo scored a hat-trick this afternoon too.

Genesis: The Musical Box

And he's classy about it too.

Do you expect Gerber to actually carry the team?

I wish I still have the Spiderman comic I used to have telling kids to wear a bicycle helmet. Not only that, this comic also included the Montreal Expos too.