Red Baron

CG: Your boy Marc Savard is replacing Heatley at the All-Star game. re Leaf notes: Cliff Fletcher the new possible GM at Leaf Nation? I'm also told that Nikolai Borshevski and Dave Ellitt are returning as well.

This is incase Mikka gets injured and/or tanks I am assuming.

Bart: Look at that hunk of junk! Grandpa: You're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane! In Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it fifteen miles on a thimble full of corn oil. Single-handedly won us the Civil War, it did! Bart: How do you know so much about history, Grandpa? Grandpa: I pieced it together, mostly from sugar packets

I used to have Mutton chops throughout High School and College. Today, not so much.

Smells gay around here.

Has a 104 friends.

Buddy was still conscious when he went to the OR. I remember Trauma doing an episode on this.

I'm surprised that no one is making a comment of Sundin shoving a linesman at the end of the game. I'm sure he's going to get fined for it.

Dear EA Sports: Please put Tom Brady on the cover of Madden. Yours truly, The Rest of the NFL.

The straight razor is the way to go. I've gotten one done at a barber shop the last time I was hime and I didn't feel any stubble in five days. I've been using a Mach 5 and it's nowhere near a smooth shave like a straight razor.

Todd Rundgren fan. (WTF, I like Frozen Pizza?)

On a losing streak, play the Habs because they will make you look better.

I'm still stunned that you threw me under the bus asshole.

I hope they get rid of both Holmgren and Hasselback next year.

Milky Agent Canadian Guitarist (I can't through my BFF under a bus) KKK KKC (Chris got robbed) King Slayer Treble Czech Kinetic VX Bob BL Edwin Al Smues(this was hard.)

CuJo coming back to the Leafs? I wonder how Leaf Nation is going to take this he does rejoin.

A Longhorn fan...

Since I'm a Canuck and doing this for the hell of it. Edwards 17 Huckabee 14 Clinton 13 Obama 13 Guillani 11 Kucinich 9 Romney 8 Hunter 7 McCain 7 Thompson 7 Gravel 3 Paul 1

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Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau? Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it. Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.

[santa's Little Helper goes off running with George Bush, leaving Homer all alone] Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush. Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it. Homer: D'oh.

So Toskala re-injured his groin and the Leafs called up Justin Pogge for tomorrow nights game. Can Pogge carry this plug team to the playoffs or are the Leafs this pitiful.

I just hope when the new CBA starts that there is no fixed salary cap. Imagine a cap at 43 million and Ovechkin salary... Ah fuck it. It's the fucking Capitals. No one gives a shit about them.

If I were the Jags I'd study the Giants tape from 91 when they stopped the Bills from winning it all (and pray for a wide right).

I hate Ralph. He's annoying.