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Toronto should just change their name to "Too Much Losing"

Thats if his lineman can hold up against Seattle's front seven.

Grandpa saying that Homer is not a communist but then he says he is and states he's not a pornstar.

Marge: I think you should do it, Homer, you might learn something new! Homer: Oh, Marge, whenever I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out. Remember that time I went to those duff brewery classes and I forgot how to drive?

Laywer: Well, what about that tatoo on your chest? Doesn't it say Die, Bart, Die? Sideshow Bob: No, that's German for 'The Bart, The." Parole Judge: No one who speaks German can be an evil man! Parole Granted!

The X-Files Episode: Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) Lisa the Vegetarian: Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

I do too if the Forum was still in decent condition and not a fucking mall. I bet there are a lot of critics (especially Hockey News) that Montreal won't have a solid PP this year. I guess they were wrong.

I think they can easily hand San Diego a loss. You think Rivers is that good without fucking up?

All the writers material would consist of the weather, David Garrard's suits, will Jack Del Rio coach a Super Bowl in a suit?, and whoever gets fucked up on their way to the Soup And Matt Hasselback is the most underrated QB in the NFL Today! Plus are the Seahawks the next generation of the Buffalo Bills of the 90's?

I think a Jags-Seahawks would be the best Superbore match up.

I'm going to believe TSN pretty much over anything else.

And I realized I quoted the wrong person.

I'm really disappointed in you. Really am.

Wow, I feel bad for Toskala. The team certainly deserved to be shut out.

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It was the beginning celebration of Montreal 100 years in the league, and it was the 82nd season that the Chicago Blackhawks and Montreal Canadiens hook up. CG: You are correct on the New Years eve date of the USSR vs Habs, but are incorrect on Montreal's Stanley Cup victories. They have won 24 Stanley Cups, 23 in the NHL. Also I'm surprised that you did not include the Richard Riot on that list.

Though its a little late and it involves hockey (Haw-kee?) John Tortorella being interviewed after a playoff loss to the Devils earlier this year.

But as of right now, Montreal is in a playoff spot. Do they lose Huet who has played pretty good this season, or push with Price who has struggled a bit recently. Bringing him to the minors will sharpen up his skills, and if Halak plays at all while he is up in the big leagues, they could showcase him around to try to get some scoring or if not players who know how to win a face off.

Sorry that the fans didn't pick Wade Redden as the starter, but they could have picked Sergei Gonchar who is having a better season than Markov so far. I wouldn't be surprised if Marc Streit was named to the all-star too.

I don't think Huet is going anywhere after the Habs sent down Price to the minors, beside Montreal is currently fifth in the Eastern Conference. It'll be different if they were 13th like the Hockey News predicted them earlier this season. Chris: Markov is leading the league by defencemen with 10 goals. I'm surprised that this is his first all-star game. And Carolina picked up Samsonov. Good luck to them.

You know, it wasn't until 2006 I had beaten the water world in SMB 3. It took me 15 years to f'n beat it. Dungeon four in Legend of Zelda on the NES pisses me off onto the deep end. I have never beaten that level.

Great White Buffalo: Ted Nugent. Man Nuge is awesome.

Kurt Angle would never be a big star. Christian would be WWE Champion. Batista would be gone fired after Evolution splits up. John Cena would be forgotten in a few months. 1-2-3 Kid was the future of the WWF.

If you would have told me that Mike Riberio was worth five million a year, I'd say you are nuts, but he's averaging a point per game and leads the team in goals with 21.

No, Downie is gone, banned, etc. He's being doing this crap since Juniors and has gotten away with this. He will one day seriously hurt someone if he still plays in the league. As for the Hart trophy. Luongo so far should win the award over anyone else. The only other person would be Iginla.