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  1. Dr. Tyler; Captain America

    US Soldier Found Guilty of Deserting Unit In Iraq

    Sometimes, you've just got to hold it in... especially in the company of women. ...
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    US Soldier Found Guilty of Deserting Unit In Iraq

    The fact that you know the words to the Cobra anthem makes me fall in love with you a little. If I were a woman, I'd want to be Marney. -=Mike *resists... joke...*
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    Top Republicans mock McCain

    The only way he'd do it is if the Senate was one person away from swinging to the democrats. He wouldn't do it if it wouldn't have any impact.
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    The Mini-camp/Preseason NFL Thread

    Pfft. At least they have an O-Line this year. If Maddox can throw anywhere near their recievers, they'll have an explosive (if not erratic) offense. If not, throw Roth in there and see what he can do. Either way, it should be a fun season.
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    If you could put 12 single games on one DVD

    What a fuckin' game. I thought Mario's goal with less than a minute left to tie the game after Hasek had been unbeatable the entire game was more dramatic, though.
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    The Mini-camp/Preseason NFL Thread

    ...oh. Well, at least they didn't spend it on a punter.
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    The Mini-camp/Preseason NFL Thread

    HAHA. 9 MILLION for Northcutt? Who in the bloody hell pays 9 million for a third reciever?
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    The Cicadas...

    Around my house, you have to shout just to have the other person hear you over their incessant yapping. Time to get mah shawtgun!
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    Top Republicans mock McCain

    McCain is Kerry's boy. Trust me, if Kerry picks him - he'll accept it. Gleefully. Oh? Are you a source close to McCain, or are you speaking out of your ass, sir?
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    Top Republicans mock McCain

    Wrong. McCain said he didn't want to be the VP. However, he's still rumored to be the pick, even though he said he won't accept it.
  11. Dr. Tyler; Captain America

    Discuss

    The kittens one was better.
  12. Dr. Tyler; Captain America

    Top Republicans mock McCain

    John McCain isn't campaigning for Kerry (yet). Zell Miller is campaigning for Bush.
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    "George Bush never looked into Nick's eyes"

    I'm asking for a source because it sounds like one of those things where someone speculates on it to someone else once, and then they repeat it, and that person repeats it, and it suddenly becomes "true" So, by all means, back up the claim. I'm not saying you're not right, but I do prefer proof over speculation.
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    It SHOULD be noted...

    That's nonsense. The Berg story had lead billing on the news yesterday, speaking about the arrests and whatnot.
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    Ban Anglesault?

    Oh yeah, ban Anglesault. Or don't. Who gives a shit.
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    Ban Anglesault?

    I'm coming to terms with it. Next time, I shall destroy you.
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    Your last meal.

    Depends if I did it or not. If I did it and deserved to be shot in the face, I'd probably go the pig route and ask for a plate of my mother's lasagna, with chicken alfredo on the side (haha) and, if my stomach can handle it (which it can't, considering I currently eat once every two days), stuffed peppers. For dessert, I'd have an oreo milkshake. For a drink, I'd probably have Sprite. But if I didn't do it, I'd probably not have much of an appetite at all, so maybe just a slice of banana cream pie or something.
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    Ban Anglesault?

    !! Maybe Or maybe I'm just disagreeing with you because you're beating me in the poster tournament. ...
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    Ban Anglesault?

    Banning people who don't try to hack/flood the boards/blatantly and on purpose post explicit material is utterly retarded. I never got the crap about banning someone because he "trolls" or "wishes someone death" or "breaks the board rules" or whatever. Who cares? If someone's a fucking moron, ignore him or her. It's the God damned internet, for Chrissakes. People are entitled to their opinions, however hateful or stupid they might be. I don't get the whole panties-in-a-bunch ninny bullshit that people pull when they want to get someone banned. Anglesault? A fucking retard when it comes to pretty much everything is he. But I don't get why you'd ban him for that.
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    "George Bush never looked into Nick's eyes"

    Actually I read that he belongs to a radical left group and has always hated Bush. I'm too lazy to look that up but I'm sure someone else will... Berg is a member of ANSWER. A marxist organization. Source, please.
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    "George Bush never looked into Nick's eyes"

    Haha. So did I.
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    Not Sure How I Feel About This...

    At church on Sunday, we had a priest who told us that if you don't believe in everything the church says, you cannot recieve communion, nor will you make it into heaven or even purgatory. Hm.
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    Not Sure How I Feel About This...

    At church last Sunday, we had a visiting priest who told us that yes, you will go to hell and you can't recieve communion if you don't agree with everything the church says.
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    Ann Coulter....

    She doesn't like Ann Coulter.
  25. Dr. Tyler; Captain America

    Attention you sick bastards!

    You prefer only females for sex partners. You become aroused when you reveal information about yourself, or perform a sex act in a public or semi-public setting. Your mouth is a sacred area that houses a variety of sensations and desires for you. You enjoy having things in your mouth, and you enjoy teasing your tongue with a variety of different stimulation. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dominant (0 out of 5) Submissive (2 out of 5) Voyeurism (3 out of 6) Clothing (1 out of 5) Feet (0 out of 4) Spanking (0 out of 5) Bondage (0 out of 3) Humiliation (1 out of 7) Sensation (0 out of 8) Anal (0 out of 4) Exhibitionism (3 out of 5) Sleep (1 out of 7) Medical (0 out of 7) Training (0 out of 4) Food (1 out of 4) Bodyfluids (0 out of 7) Roleplaying (0 out of 6) Oral (3 out of 4) Objects (0 out of 5) Strangers (1 out of 4) Rape (0 out of 4) Groups (0 out of 3) Gagging (0 out of 4) Watersports (0 out of 5) Crushing (0 out of 5) Bestiality (0 out of 3) Fisting (0 out of 5) Finger sucking (0 out of 4) Toe sucking (0 out of 3) Masturbation (0 out of 3) Asphyxiation (0 out of 4) The mouth thing makes sense, although I disagree with the premise that I get off by telling people things.
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