Dr. Tyler; Captain America

Man, I actually really enjoyed Sterling. He needs to get a full time job.

Seriously! He's like "Okay, throw to Moss... NOW!"

Co-sign. College football is exciting a total of ten times per year (or when you attend). Don't get me wrong, I like football at most levels; the problem is that 90% of the games are unwatchable. In the NFL, there tends to be quite a few close, dramatic games.

Ask the 2004 Carolina Panthers about a bad first month of the season.

...also, what's not to be sold on with the Steelers? They've got a devastating o-line, an accurate quarterback, and a running back in Willie Parker whose game resembles Tomlinson's. Their defense is swarming and, while they play far too much piddly-shit cover three man off, they make up for it with Troy Polamalu blowing his nose on the quarterback's face if they're not careful. What's the weakness on this team, really?

Of course it is. What ISN'T proper is to sit on the football for two quarters when you're only up by 10, which is what Cowher has a reputation for doing. Many a football game has been lost by him because of that sort of play calling; he has some sort of NFL record for consecutive victories when leading by 11, but if you drop it to 10, he's lost quite a few of them. The opponents have also been scary close to winning many, many more of them. That being said, no shit when you're leading by 20. It's simply hilarious to watch Cowher call plays in the second half of a game they're leading by any score. When Cowher enters his Turtle Zone, the Steelers aren't coming out of the shell -- even when they've gone 3 and out the entire half. Teams like the Texans can't do shit against it, but on Halloween last year, the Patriots showed exactly how dangerous it can be by making a game of it in the fourth quarter.

Bwahahahahahahaha

Bellychick still owns Cowher. We'll see. Hopefully, you're right though.

Wow, not a great start for the Packers.

Huge game next week.

!!!!! Barring the challenge, the Panthers just beat the Patriots.

Julius Peppers is ridiculously quick.

GO PANTHERS

And game over. 27-7.

Steelers basically suck the wind ouf of the stadium with a classic Bill Cowher Turtle Mode© drive.

Never mind again, first down on a roughing the kicker call.

Or not.

Alright Steelers, time to put this game away.

Steelers and Texans trade TDs, 27-7.

Time for the Steelers to enter... ... The Turtle Zone

I feel kinda bad for David Carr.

Yeah, the Peyton Mannings haven't scored yet.

Ben's never had problems throwing the ball. He just doesn't need to half the time, because they're usually up in the second half and Cowher enters The Turtle Zone.

I friggin' sat Carson Palmer today. Ben Roethlisberger has a perfect QB rating for the season.

17-0 Steelers.